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I was in the supermarket this morning and there was this kid being naughty his mum was getting very angry and kept saying do you want me to smack you ...yeah like the kids gonna say yeah lol
Reminded me of some of the thinks my mum would say to me as a kid and one that stuck in my mind was ....if you fall and break your legs dont come running to me lmao
what other funny sayings make you laugh ?  |
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over a year ago
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I remember my mum saying lots of things like that when I was younger;
"You'll be laughing on the other side of your face or I'll take my hand off your jaw lady" classic examples of mums sayings, some of which she still uses today
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I have spent a lot of time at the doctors and hospitals recently and its amazing how many people say to each other. " How are you"? And the other replies "Fine you"? Why are they at the Doctors then? lol |
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My mum used to get annoyed at me and the others and just shout 'What have I told you?!' haha my reply was always 'Well, many things....'
didn't go down very well but ah well!
I used to wonder why she would get so frustrated with us, now that I have my own ...yeah, I get it now!
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you as the spatula comes out  
it did... and it was a metal fish slice  
Nippy stingy eh lol, back of hand as i reached for the cake mix or across arse when i tested how sharp my pen knife was on her new leather sofa  "
definitely the cake mix.... I'm not letting you near that manual whisk again. You are a danger!!  |
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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago
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"I was in the supermarket this morning and there was this kid being naughty his mum was getting very angry and kept saying do you want me to smack you ...yeah like the kids gonna say yeah lol
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I asked my daughter that once and she said yes. Never said it again, think she was in shock that she did actually get a smack! |
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When my daughter was about 2 she had a wee Winnie the Poo cuddly toy.I was running a bath for her and she was dipping winnie in and out of the toilet.I turned to her and said"Laura,don't ever put poo down the toilet again"Thank god she never listened to
me!!!!  |
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"When my daughter was about 2 she had a wee Winnie the Poo cuddly toy.I was running a bath for her and she was dipping winnie in and out of the toilet.I turned to her and said"Laura,don't ever put poo down the toilet again"Thank god she never listened to
me!!!! "
lmao now thats just funny lol |
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As someone who work's in social work and as a carer find it so upsetting when parent's say "if you dont behave, the bad man/men will get you" what a stupid thing to say!
My mum alway's told me if i ate my carrot's i could see in the dark, i always remember going out to the ponies at night, asked her my night vision is'nt working so she said eat more and if i held a carrot i could tune into my night vision better! |
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"I was in the supermarket this morning and there was this kid being naughty his mum was getting very angry and kept saying do you want me to smack you ...yeah like the kids gonna say yeah lol
Reminded me of some of the thinks my mum would say to me as a kid and one that stuck in my mind was ....if you fall and break your legs dont come running to me lmao
what other funny sayings make you laugh ? "
He might if he is a young bdsm lover!!! |
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"I was in the supermarket this morning and there was this kid being naughty his mum was getting very angry and kept saying do you want me to smack you ...yeah like the kids gonna say yeah lol
Reminded me of some of the thinks my mum would say to me as a kid and one that stuck in my mind was ....if you fall and break your legs dont come running to me lmao
what other funny sayings make you laugh ?
He might if he is a young bdsm lover!!!"
True lol maybe its our mums to blame after all lol |
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"As someone who work's in social work and as a carer find it so upsetting when parent's say "if you dont behave, the bad man/men will get you" what a stupid thing to say!
My mum alway's told me if i ate my carrot's i could see in the dark, i always remember going out to the ponies at night, asked her my night vision is'nt working so she said eat more and if i held a carrot i could tune into my night vision better! "
Lol,always laugh at this one,when eating bread i was told if you eat your crusts they will give you curly hair |
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"As someone who work's in social work and as a carer find it so upsetting when parent's say "if you dont behave, the bad man/men will get you" what a stupid thing to say!
My mum alway's told me if i ate my carrot's i could see in the dark, i always remember going out to the ponies at night, asked her my night vision is'nt working so she said eat more and if i held a carrot i could tune into my night vision better!
Lol,always laugh at this one,when eating bread i was told if you eat your crusts they will give you curly hair "
Eat your dinner there are millions of weans starving in africa....many a time i got a clip around the ear for saying yeah well send it to them then lol |
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"As someone who work's in social work and as a carer find it so upsetting when parent's say "if you dont behave, the bad man/men will get you" what a stupid thing to say!
My mum alway's told me if i ate my carrot's i could see in the dark, i always remember going out to the ponies at night, asked her my night vision is'nt working so she said eat more and if i held a carrot i could tune into my night vision better!
Lol,always laugh at this one,when eating bread i was told if you eat your crusts they will give you curly hair
Eat your dinner there are millions of weans starving in africa....many a time i got a clip around the ear for saying yeah well send it to them then lol "
 I used to hear this alot too! |
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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago
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"if my sister and I pulled funny faces, my mum would say " don't do that, if the wind changes, your face will stay like that" "
and a few other sayings by my mum that some have mentioned, and damn she still scares me lol, but we seriously argue like crazy as well but like best friends afterwards, my dad just wonders what is going on all the time lol - poor guy haha...epic confusion for him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was in the supermarket this morning and there was this kid being naughty his mum was getting very angry and kept saying do you want me to smack you ...yeah like the kids gonna say yeah lol
Reminded me of some of the thinks my mum would say to me as a kid and one that stuck in my mind was ....if you fall and break your legs dont come running to me lmao
what other funny sayings make you laugh ?
He might if he is a young bdsm lover!!!
True lol maybe its our mums to blame after all lol"
I'm going to ask my mum this the next time I see her. "Was all the times you smacked me because I was being naughty or because you were preparing me for some type of submissive sex life?" |
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"Ooh kinkyguy, can I be there when you ask.... Got to record her reaction for posterity... "
Aslong as your not wearing domme gear with whip etc.
That may sway her response!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My dad was one for saying "drink this, it'll put hairs on your chest". Erm, im 15, I already started getting hairs there without drinking this shit cider!!"
I hope this post was from the guy in the couple |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Eat your dinner there are millions of weans starving in africa....many a time i got a clip around the ear for saying yeah well send it to them then lol "
Was your Dad Bob Geldof |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Ooh kinkyguy, can I be there when you ask.... Got to record her reaction for posterity...
Aslong as your not wearing domme gear with whip etc.
That may sway her response!!"
I will save that for after...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was in a hurry to deliver flu vaccines, stopped by the police for goin too quick.
Officers passing comment as he handed me the ticket,,,"no need to speed,after all nobodys died of the flu now have they"!!! |
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I seem to remember something being said about Herry Hauns and yes that is a take on hairy hands lol,i think it was a threat if i was bad then herry hauns would get me ha ha. |
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fher favourite was "wait till your father gets home" aye and Im gonna hang about for that or "I'l take my hand off your jaw" it wasnt the taking the hand off it was the sudden impact just prior to that ....lol |
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By *heiraWoman
over a year ago
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I allways remember my grandmother throwing a hairbrush or slipper at me if i was cheeky to her then asking me to fetch it back to her...if i didnt she would say " take what you get if you dont " . I still to this day dont know why i allways took it back to her because i got hit with it anyway...and at close range !  |
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Was the mother a milf? If so I might have said smack away dear.
"I was in the supermarket this morning and there was this kid being naughty his mum was getting very angry and kept saying do you want me to smack you ...yeah like the kids gonna say yeah lol
Reminded me of some of the thinks my mum would say to me as a kid and one that stuck in my mind was ....if you fall and break your legs dont come running to me lmao
what other funny sayings make you laugh ? "
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My mum always said if i was going out to put clean underwear on,you never know you might get hit with a bus.Now if you do get hit with a bus i think my underwear would be the last thing i would have been worried about lol |
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"My mum always said if i was going out to put clean underwear on,you never know you might get hit with a bus.Now if you do get hit with a bus i think my underwear would be the last thing i would have been worried about lol"
i dare say, a high percentage of people hit by a bus would no longer have clean underwear on...
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was always told as a kid to stand well back from the railway platform, as a fast train going by might suck me off the platform.......oh the opportunities of youth!! |
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The ones I remember most that made me scratch ma head are 1, wheisht or al take ma hand off your face...? And 2, more hurry, less speed.
I'm pretty sure all parents said those things because the sheer confusion they can bring will shut any one up? |
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