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What three items will you make sure you will have in abundance at home should you be forced to self isolate/ quarantine for two weeks?
We will have:
plenty waterwipes (water based aftersex wipes).
Cookies
Diet Coke.  |
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"I should have bought more crisps - the locusts have worked their way through a multi pack already and it's only day one..."
I nearly cried when all the Golden Wonder Cheese and Onion were gone!! Also the Kettle Chips!! Ok maybe a bit dramatic...but still |
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Sat night on way home from CJs I bought a 6 pack of mcoys max omg best crisps ever in the world love all the max flavours and I'm not a crisp fan, HID them as bought the kids 2x36 packs of different flavours, also bought multipack biscuits you know the ones has custard creams and bourbons yep hid them too, woke up yesterday late on and they were all gone!!!
Fucking savages so they are 
Anyhow for me it has to be fruit,teabags and milk |
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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I should have bought more crisps - the locusts have worked their way through a multi pack already and it's only day one..."
An enforced break from the flavoured thin golden carbs is probably what I really need. (My comfort food).
My 3 things - my kindle, soft drinks and the occasional glass of 18yo malt.
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"I should have bought more crisps - the locusts have worked their way through a multi pack already and it's only day one...
An enforced break from the flavoured thin golden carbs is probably what I really need. (My comfort food).
My 3 things - my kindle, soft drinks and the occasional glass of 18yo malt.
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Must admit not drinking. I will miss enjoying a toast or a good malt |
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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago
Glasgow ish |
"I should have bought more crisps - the locusts have worked their way through a multi pack already and it's only day one...
An enforced break from the flavoured thin golden carbs is probably what I really need. (My comfort food).
My 3 things - my kindle, soft drinks and the occasional glass of 18yo malt.
Must admit not drinking. I will miss enjoying a toast or a good malt "
Occasional - you can count the number of alcoholic drinks I have in a year in single figures...
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"I should have bought more crisps - the locusts have worked their way through a multi pack already and it's only day one...
An enforced break from the flavoured thin golden carbs is probably what I really need. (My comfort food).
My 3 things - my kindle, soft drinks and the occasional glass of 18yo malt.
Must admit not drinking. I will miss enjoying a toast or a good malt
Occasional - you can count the number of alcoholic drinks I have in a year in single figures...
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Same I'd much rather a nice cuppa tea than alcohol |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Sat night on way home from CJs I bought a 6 pack of mcoys max omg best crisps ever in the world love all the max flavours and I'm not a crisp fan, HID them as bought the kids 2x36 packs of different flavours, also bought multipack biscuits you know the ones has custard creams and bourbons yep hid them too, woke up yesterday late on and they were all gone!!!
Fucking savages so they are
Anyhow for me it has to be fruit,teabags and milk "
Ok...I draw the line at fruit |
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"I should have bought more crisps - the locusts have worked their way through a multi pack already and it's only day one..."
I got the last of the roast chicken crisps on Morrison’s today  |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"Spoke to an elderly lady today she said I’m going to have to say indoors for four months so I got the essentials in bread milk and vodka pmsl "
The milk curdles in the vodka....what a night that was....full Sundwy roast chicken ate at 4am |
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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I should have bought more crisps - the locusts have worked their way through a multi pack already and it's only day one...
I got the last of the roast chicken crisps on Morrison’s today "
Prick  |
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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago
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"I should have bought more crisps - the locusts have worked their way through a multi pack already and it's only day one...
I nearly cried when all the Golden Wonder Cheese and Onion were gone!! Also the Kettle Chips!! Ok maybe a bit dramatic...but still "
It was the McCoy's salt and vinegar that broke my spirit |
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I must admit I fully stocked up on all rounds of ammunition a few weeks back just incase all went to shit
if the supermarkets run out, we in Scotland have a vast supply of deer on our doorstep |
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"You can guarantee if the middle of Lidl had firearms we’d be doing the same.  "
Actually wouldn’t be surprised to find them in the middle of Lidl. They have everything, go there for fruit and frozen food, come home with slippers that are also remote controls and a toaster that doubles up as a soap dispenser |
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"You can guarantee if the middle of Lidl had firearms we’d be doing the same.
Actually wouldn’t be surprised to find them in the middle of Lidl. They have everything, go there for fruit and frozen food, come home with slippers that are also remote controls and a toaster that doubles up as a soap dispenser "
You can only purchase 4 canoes per person now for the foreseeable |
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"You can guarantee if the middle of Lidl had firearms we’d be doing the same.
Actually wouldn’t be surprised to find them in the middle of Lidl. They have everything, go there for fruit and frozen food, come home with slippers that are also remote controls and a toaster that doubles up as a soap dispenser
You can only purchase 4 canoes per person now for the foreseeable "
Oars are £10 each...which is a bargain as they are also toothbrushes |
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"You can guarantee if the middle of Lidl had firearms we’d be doing the same. "
"Wok.....check....
Ladies leopard print onesie.....check....
Scented candles....check
AK-47...check"
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"You can guarantee if the middle of Lidl had firearms we’d be doing the same.
"Wok.....check....
Ladies leopard print onesie.....check....
Scented candles....check
AK-47...check"
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You forgot family pack of curly wurlys |
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"You can guarantee if the middle of Lidl had firearms we’d be doing the same.
"Wok.....check....
Ladies leopard print onesie.....check....
Scented candles....check
AK-47...check"
You forgot family pack of curly wurlys "
They don't make it out the car park |
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Speaking of Lidl, they said they only allow old people in during a couple of hours in the morning
Respect we thought
Went there about 12 and the old bastards had cleaned the place out ffs, not even a packet of rich tea
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What else do I need to get?? 
