Bumfodder to be rationed to 3 sheets:
Sheet 1: wipe up
Sheet 2: wipe down
Sheet 3: gie yer ring a wee polish
This has been a public information announcement on behalf of UKBS (United Kingdom Bumfodder Society)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Believe it or not but they are using sheets of loo roll to open doors etc 
Seen it in work yesterday
The mind boggles sometimes
Is it one sheet?"
That’s kitchen roll it don’t flush easy haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They say a new tissue for every cough and sneeze to be on the safe side as well, I'm glad I have hand sanitiser lying about all over house etc so I haven't had to buy any as yet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They say a new tissue for every cough and sneeze to be on the safe side as well, I'm glad I have hand sanitiser lying about all over house etc so I haven't had to buy any as yet "
Yes most normal folk already practice good hygiene lol dread to think of the ppl buying it all up now are like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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nothing wrong with stocking up, it wont go to waste as you will always need soap and toilet paper, its not gonna go outa date
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must admit ive just filled the garage freezer, as both the kitchen freezer and utility room freezer are full.
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plenty alcohol too
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even topped up my .308, 9mm, .357 ammo as well as shotgun cartridges too, to the maximum amount allowed to hold
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keep the car fuel topped up and extra fuel also stored
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1900 litres of heating fuel
as well as bottled gas
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everything is needed, nothing will go to waste and as long as the chickens keep laying there will be fresh eggs too
no point buying stuff you will never use, but everything I have will be needed and used. |
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I was just watching a clip online ..A woman with a full trolly with nothing else in it but toilet roll and a woman pleading with the family for just one pack and they all ended up in a cat fight because they refused to give her it.
The shop staff and security stepped in and took the trolly off the greedy family lol
its crazy ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was just watching a clip online ..A woman with a full trolly with nothing else in it but toilet roll and a woman pleading with the family for just one pack and they all ended up in a cat fight because they refused to give her it.
The shop staff and security stepped in and took the trolly off the greedy family lol
its crazy !"
Was this in Scotland? Hope she gets the shits! |
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"I was just watching a clip online ..A woman with a full trolly with nothing else in it but toilet roll and a woman pleading with the family for just one pack and they all ended up in a cat fight because they refused to give her it.
The shop staff and security stepped in and took the trolly off the greedy family lol
its crazy !
Was this in Scotland? Hope she gets the shits!"
No it was in Austraila but a friend of mine just back from shopping and said there was panic buying going on in the supermarket so a matter of time before it happens here too lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Of all the things said of effects of covid-19 diarrhea wasn’t one of them so I can only think lots of folk are shitting themselves that their going to catch it .  "
Someone told me today that they are stockpiling loo roll in case of "self isolation". They have a family of six, and I can imagine that, if you aren't leaving the house, that's a lot of loo roll they might need. Makes more sense than corona-induced squits. |
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"Of all the things said of effects of covid-19 diarrhea wasn’t one of them so I can only think lots of folk are shitting themselves that their going to catch it .
Someone told me today that they are stockpiling loo roll in case of "self isolation". They have a family of six, and I can imagine that, if you aren't leaving the house, that's a lot of loo roll they might need. Makes more sense than corona-induced squits. "
The squits isnt a symptom of covid-19 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still no loo roll in Asda!!Or pasta apparently 
Yep noticed that gone too and still no hand soap or sanitiser "
try going early when they are stocked up
set alarm clock  |
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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago
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I haven't panic bought, but what I have done is stock up on things I know will be used rather than my usual just-in-time shopping. Mostly so that if (when) we do have to self-isolate, I can do so without worrying about it.
That means I bought a large pack of loo roll and an extra bag of pasta, but that's it! |
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"I haven't panic bought, but what I have done is stock up on things I know will be used rather than my usual just-in-time shopping. Mostly so that if (when) we do have to self-isolate, I can do so without worrying about it.
That means I bought a large pack of loo roll and an extra bag of pasta, but that's it!"
Im not panic buying either but preparing for lockdown as I think its now just a matter of time  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Iv never done a shopping home delivery from Tesco's or asdas but if I have to self isolate that is what I will do "
Haha me too get them to leave it on the step  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still no loo roll in Asda!!Or pasta apparently
If I've said it once I've said it a hundred times...
YOU CAN'T WIPE YOUR ARSE WITH PASTA"
Technically with lasagne sheets it's a possibility. Bit dicey with fusilli... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still no loo roll in Asda!!Or pasta apparently
If I've said it once I've said it a hundred times...
YOU CAN'T WIPE YOUR ARSE WITH PASTA
Technically with lasagne sheets it's a possibility. Bit dicey with fusilli..."
I'm past-a caring... (said in awful Italian accent) |
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