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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I better get laid this weekend.....
Select your man carefully
vet him well...  "
Too many time wasters and keyboard fantasists here at the moment. ( plus I’m a fussy bitch) |
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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago
most fundamental aspects |
I wouldn’t say I have sexual frustration, but that’s probably because I’ve been to clubs the last three weekends. So if the question is around people who “need” to get laid, then it’s not me. Of course it would be nice but I’m also picky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I better get laid this weekend.....
Select your man carefully
vet him well...
Too many time wasters and keyboard fantasists here at the moment. ( plus I’m a fussy bitch) "
Well if you are ever down Perthshire / Kinross way, dont be shy to say hello, maybe meet up for a coffee or drink, or indeed maybe more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I better get laid this weekend..... "
I lived in Aberdeen for long enough to know that a woman as stunning as you will have no trouble finding someone there to use as your sex toy on a Friday or Saturday night.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I better get laid this weekend.....
I lived in Aberdeen for long enough to know that a woman as stunning as you will have no trouble finding someone there to use as your sex toy on a Friday or Saturday night. "
I like my guys attached... hence the difficulty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I better get laid this weekend.....
I lived in Aberdeen for long enough to know that a woman as stunning as you will have no trouble finding someone there to use as your sex toy on a Friday or Saturday night.
I like my guys attached... hence the difficulty "
You mean attached to you or married (to someone else?)
Just being a nosey cow...feel free to dinghy!  |
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"I'm attached, and nearby, but you ain't getting my boabie - not even if you beg.
your profile says "Single" "
Nope. It says "Fab single". There's a distinct difference.
See what you've done, OP! You've completely reversed the Fab equilibrium! Single guys claiming to be attached. WTF! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm attached, and nearby, but you ain't getting my boabie - not even if you beg.
your profile says "Single"
Nope. It says "Fab single". There's a distinct difference.
See what you've done, OP! You've completely reversed the Fab equilibrium! Single guys claiming to be attached. WTF!"
We'll need a fuck's capacitor to fix that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm attached, and nearby, but you ain't getting my boabie - not even if you beg.
your profile says "Single"
Nope. It says "Fab single". There's a distinct difference.
See what you've done, OP! You've completely reversed the Fab equilibrium! Single guys claiming to be attached. WTF!
We'll need a fuck's capacitor to fix that "
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"I'm attached, and nearby, but you ain't getting my boabie - not even if you beg.
your profile says "Single"
Nope. It says "Fab single". There's a distinct difference.
See what you've done, OP! You've completely reversed the Fab equilibrium! Single guys claiming to be attached. WTF!
We'll need a fuck's capacitor to fix that "
No need to be so anal and technical, Doc. Take a step back in time. Their rings got them fingered, previously. A lack of a ring will prove them full of shit post-reversal.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm attached, and nearby, but you ain't getting my boabie - not even if you beg.
your profile says "Single"
Nope. It says "Fab single". There's a distinct difference.
See what you've done, OP! You've completely reversed the Fab equilibrium! Single guys claiming to be attached. WTF!
We'll need a fuck's capacitor to fix that
No need to be so anal and technical, Doc. Take a step back in time. Their rings got them fingered, previously. A lack of a ring will prove them full of shit post-reversal.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 MPH, you're gonna see some serious shit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a wank then go do something useful with your time
I love that this thread is so fucked up, I have no idea who that's directed at. "
All of the sexually frustrated folks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What thread isn't on here though.
The "Large pussy lips" one? "
Disagree...that was to demonstrate how nice a guy the OP was not discriminating against those ladies among us who have more meat on their curtains. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a large pussy lips thread!? I really gotta see that!
Take your head torch "
I suppose it a slightly different slant on potholing, then again some of the fannies on here are bigger than some caves.
Been muff diving before and sure I heard an echo down there.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a wank then go do something useful with your time
I love that this thread is so fucked up, I have no idea who that's directed at.
It's definitely a frayed thread. "
Be very afraid... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I better get laid this weekend.....
I lived in Aberdeen for long enough to know that a woman as stunning as you will have no trouble finding someone there to use as your sex toy on a Friday or Saturday night.
I like my guys attached... hence the difficulty
You mean attached to you or married (to someone else?)
Just being a nosey cow...feel free to dinghy! "
Attached to someone else lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm attached, and nearby, but you ain't getting my boabie - not even if you beg.
your profile says "Single"
Nope. It says "Fab single". There's a distinct difference.
See what you've done, OP! You've completely reversed the Fab equilibrium! Single guys claiming to be attached. WTF!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a large pussy lips thread!? I really gotta see that!
Take your head torch
I suppose it a slightly different slant on potholing, then again some of the fannies on here are bigger than some caves.
Been muff diving before and sure I heard an echo down there. "
Real men aren't afraid of a bit of sperlunking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What thread isn't on here though.
The "Large pussy lips" one?
Disagree...that was to demonstrate how nice a guy the OP was not discriminating against those ladies among us who have more meat on their curtains. "
I admit I didn't look too deep into that thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What thread isn't on here though.
The "Large pussy lips" one?
Disagree...that was to demonstrate how nice a guy the OP was not discriminating against those ladies among us who have more meat on their curtains.
I admit I didn't look too deep into that thread "
It struck a chord of fear in a few men I imagine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a large pussy lips thread!? I really gotta see that!
Take your head torch
I suppose it a slightly different slant on potholing, then again some of the fannies on here are bigger than some caves.
Been muff diving before and sure I heard an echo down there.
Real men aren't afraid of a bit of sperlunking"
I think the word you seek is spelunking 'no r ' but I never said I was afraid of it just saying some are bigger than others. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a large pussy lips thread!? I really gotta see that!
Take your head torch
I suppose it a slightly different slant on potholing, then again some of the fannies on here are bigger than some caves.
Been muff diving before and sure I heard an echo down there.
Real men aren't afraid of a bit of sperlunking
I think the word you seek is spelunking 'no r ' but I never said I was afraid of it just saying some are bigger than others. "
Tie your dressing gown belt to the door handle before you go in. That's what Mr does  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a large pussy lips thread!? I really gotta see that!
Take your head torch
I suppose it a slightly different slant on potholing, then again some of the fannies on here are bigger than some caves.
Been muff diving before and sure I heard an echo down there.
Real men aren't afraid of a bit of sperlunking
I think the word you seek is spelunking 'no r ' but I never said I was afraid of it just saying some are bigger than others. "
You're right...that is the word.
Well done you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a large pussy lips thread!? I really gotta see that!
Take your head torch
I suppose it a slightly different slant on potholing, then again some of the fannies on here are bigger than some caves.
Been muff diving before and sure I heard an echo down there.
Real men aren't afraid of a bit of sperlunking
I think the word you seek is spelunking 'no r ' but I never said I was afraid of it just saying some are bigger than others.
You're right...that is the word.
Well done you "
Thanks, question is though , does it get me brownie points with you for being a good speller or minus points for correcting a lady. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a large pussy lips thread!? I really gotta see that!
Take your head torch
I suppose it a slightly different slant on potholing, then again some of the fannies on here are bigger than some caves.
Been muff diving before and sure I heard an echo down there.
Real men aren't afraid of a bit of sperlunking
I think the word you seek is spelunking 'no r ' but I never said I was afraid of it just saying some are bigger than others.
You're right...that is the word.
Well done you
Thanks, question is though , does it get me brownie points with you for being a good speller or minus points for correcting a lady. "
You're well into minus points for the way you express your disdain for less than perfect looking fannies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a large pussy lips thread!? I really gotta see that!
Take your head torch
I suppose it a slightly different slant on potholing, then again some of the fannies on here are bigger than some caves.
Been muff diving before and sure I heard an echo down there.
Real men aren't afraid of a bit of sperlunking
I think the word you seek is spelunking 'no r ' but I never said I was afraid of it just saying some are bigger than others.
You're right...that is the word.
Well done you
Thanks, question is though , does it get me brownie points with you for being a good speller or minus points for correcting a lady.
You're well into minus points for the way you express your disdain for less than perfect looking fannies "
That will be a 'no' then. |
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