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over a year ago
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“Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.”
henrick tikkenen. (a finnish or dutch writer).
either that or.....
"just the tip, just for a second to see how it feels" !!!!!!
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I always chuckle when you hear guys commenting to girls with quite obviously dyed hair with the old faithful
"so darling, do the collars match the cuffs"
lets face it, for most women, if that is to be true they would have to shave their heads! |
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whats for you wont go by you (i know its been posted lol )
another one i like is :
if your no fast your last
hubbys fave is:
..looks like they've hit every branch in the ugly tree lol
(not directed at anyone i promise)
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A woman once said to a pished Winston Churhill 'Sir, you are d*unk' to which he replied 'Madam, I may be d*unk but you're ugly...and in the morning, I'll be sober!'..brilliant! |
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"away u go n boil ur heed"
my fav "wind ur neck in" u can add hen or son at the end lol
or the one everyone shud b saying is "the telly is mince the nyt" |
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Ive got my beady eye on you.
pmsl..Well i am d*unk you know.ps any couples looking to be watched with the stinkfist beady eye please get in touch lol xxxxx |
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over a year ago
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I will leather your arse..i wish somebody would lol
It was like throwing a sausage roll up a close..(a loose vagina lol)
I promise i wont cum in your mouth..
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Best line Ive ever heard was from a taxi driver who was pissed off by somebody....."See that, ...That just rip's ma knitting so it does!"
Classic!
another is " Be good to others on your way up in the world, as they are the same people who will be waiting to meet you on the way back down!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I've just heard another cracker whilst watching a tv show, one woman was trying to belittle the other...and this was said ... " keep it cute or keep it mute". I love it!
Pixie xx
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