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Wet and Windy Friday Night Fab Bar.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's wild outside. Come in and warm up for a while.. It could be wet and blowy inside if you play your cards right and the clientele are amenable  ..let's have a drink and laugh.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Large rose please
Coming up. Maybe next time order a real drink "
Fake tanning tonight....need to stay semi sober so I don't end up with the "jobbie dipped in Creosote look" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m off to the pub... pray for me... 
How dare you go to a real pub
Probs after a real man too Jack . "
Listen... Just coz I'm a eunuch doesn't mean I'm not...aye alright fair point well made   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Large rose please
Coming up. Maybe next time order a real drink
Fake tanning tonight....need to stay semi sober so I don't end up with the "jobbie dipped in Creosote look" "
Auch why not..you'd still get pumped off here.  |
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"Large rose please
Coming up. Maybe next time order a real drink
Fake tanning tonight....need to stay semi sober so I don't end up with the "jobbie dipped in Creosote look"
Auch why not..you'd still get pumped off here. "
Just say it’s a dark room meet they’ll be queueing up to come for a pump and go . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm still in the bath. Can I have a larger while I soak.
Any lady's fancy jouning me? no probs.
But I'm not getting the tap end. "
Lager is on the bar waiting.. Unless you persuade a lady who to bring it to you in the bath..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good call bar steward . Any offers?
Sure I’m not doing anything exciting anyway I’ll bring you it "
Now that young lady is an offer I shall not refuse. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Voddy and diet cola please plenty of ice
Coming up.
I think you need it..have a double vodka 
Well I am blonde hence the wrong thread lolz "
Lol..well you're at home here.
I'm not blonde but if you ask some they'd probably say I should be
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m off to the pub... pray for me...
How dare you go to a real pub
Probs after a real man too Jack . "
Aherm... I’m back... is there an after hours lockdown thing available???  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I sneak in the back door??
Haha you'll fit right in. After hours is when the cool kids take over "
You kids knock yourself out with the doors. I’m behind the bar... you wouldn’t believe what Jack keeps here  |
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