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By *melf OP Couple
over a year ago
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Sorry predictive txt error.
Anyway as I was saying.
I see that a can of red bull has become the new standard for size comparison.
Going to have to book an easy jet flight in order to get myself one of thoes tiny cans in order to keep up appearances.   |
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with all these items getting used it is hard to get a true scale some times so the new standard measurement should be a playing card as they are a standard size all over the world and depending on your mood you get 54 to choose from be it a joker or a naive |
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over a year ago
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"with all these items getting used it is hard to get a true scale some times so the new standard measurement should be a playing card as they are a standard size all over the world and depending on your mood you get 54 to choose from be it a joker or a naive"
You do get those tiny wee playing cards in Christmas crackers... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t you just love how guys feel the need to compare their cock to an inanimate object.    "
There's also a proportion of women who feel the need to shove anything larger than their own head where the sun don't shine. Makes for interesting comparisons. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"out of interest what pics do the ladys like to see on a profile
I heard they like cock pics. The more the better. "
Aye, they always work. Especially close ups. |
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"out of interest what pics do the ladys like to see on a profile
I heard they like cock pics. The more the better. "
Over the sink or toilet ones work best. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"  remember when we first joined Fab that the Sky remote was indeed used lots for measurement purposes x
Deodorant cans were quite popular too "
They still are as recent pics sent to me will testify.
Rather than impress me with the size and girth, they just make me think your cock must fucking ming big time if you need to keep a can of Lynx Africa handy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We dont have Sky and never drink red bull so I guess I'll just have to tell you, its bigger than a drawing pin but smaller than a family car.
That's a good gauge, right? |
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