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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had my profile hidden for a wee while the first message received when I opened it was " can I fill your asshole with come and eat it out"  "
I thought I'd already apologised for that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a first message in response to a "kiss cuddle or torture" forum thread.
It said torture because it's the only option that means we wouldn't have to touch you at all..   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had my profile hidden for a wee while the first message received when I opened it was " can I fill your asshole with come and eat it out"
I thought I'd already apologised for that "
you didn't but you have now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve had “I want to spunk all over your piss flaps”.
Eh naw.
Oh and “I want to suckle your tits”
Also naw. "
Ewwee makes me wonder what is wrong with people to say things like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are folk so childish?last message i received was
To fuk off "
I hate the ones that are vague and leave you not knowing where you stand with someone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My attempts at messaging come across as a slightly less awkward Hugh Grant..
"Could I perhaps maybe, you know, just on the off chance that you fancy me, which you probably don't, but if you did.. Well, I'd really like to - and I hope you don't mind me saying this - what I'd really like is to tickle your kitten. You know. Hear you purr. Oh god that's awful isn't it. I'm so sorry, look, I'll just go. Happy fabbing. Rob x"
I'm more confident in the flesh |
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"I’ve had “I want to spunk all over your piss flaps”.
Eh naw.
Oh and “I want to suckle your tits”
Also naw.
Ewwee makes me wonder what is wrong with people to say things like that"
Unsurprisingly it’s guys that don’t have any veris..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Can i pump your slot"
Who said romance is dead. Words fail me at times.
Last time I done that it was a one armed bandit with 2p pieces  "
Was she any good with the one arm though? Imagine she'd had to refine her technique over the years |
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Not so much msgs as forum posts or status updates licking hoop so bad it's a major cringe.
Msgs I deal with on merit whether converse with them or ask politely to away n boil their head before blocking |
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There are some pretty sad opening lines, it's really annoying when the first thing you get is I'd love to shag you or words to that effect so I usually reply "it's Mr here and that's really not my thing" lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My attempts at messaging come across as a slightly less awkward Hugh Grant..
"Could I perhaps maybe, you know, just on the off chance that you fancy me, which you probably don't, but if you did.. Well, I'd really like to - and I hope you don't mind me saying this - what I'd really like is to tickle your kitten. You know. Hear you purr. Oh god that's awful isn't it. I'm so sorry, look, I'll just go. Happy fabbing. Rob x"
I'm more confident in the flesh "
Haha brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why are folk so childish?"
Unfortunately guys have a totally different train of thought when it comes to dirty talk. I really think most of us disconnect our brains and dont realise its contextual aswell as tone.lol or maybe I just put far too much thought into it |
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By *ltKittyWoman
over a year ago
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'Bet your some fuck ahahahah'
'if you gave me your number would you want me to write it in the public toilets so men know what a dirty slag you are?'
'So I've been described by my dad as the best kisser in the family...'
*Insert huge creepy, graphic paragraph of what someone wants to do to me*
I'll be honest, I laugh at the ones I get but the OP wins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd never send anything like these. Infact I'd have to be asked what I'd want to do and even then it would be a tasteful answer.
Respect is big on my list |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd never send anything like these. Infact I'd have to be asked what I'd want to do and even then it would be a tasteful answer.
Respect is big on my list"
How do you tastefully tell someone that you'd like to put your penis inside them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd never send anything like these. Infact I'd have to be asked what I'd want to do and even then it would be a tasteful answer.
Respect is big on my list
That depends on how the conversation is going but...
I'd love to get intimate with you....
Or I'd love to unwrap you...
But for sure nothing smutty
How do you tastefully tell someone that you'd like to put your penis inside them?"
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The iQ level of some of the guys who have sent these messages is the equivalent to the length of their knob in inches.
I bet they are the same guys who see a girl
walking down the street and shout from their car “oi, show us your tits’ as they drive past at 40mph.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The iQ level of some of the guys who have sent these messages is the equivalent to the length of their knob in inches.
I bet they are the same guys who see a girl
walking down the street and shout from their car “oi, show us your tits’ as they drive past at 40mph.
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Good way of putting it!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All these little wanks on here fucks it for most of us decent guys not sayin im not an asshole but still got respect"
They make it easier tbh. Keep up the shit work cavemen and weirdos   |
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