Has the “Delivery Guy Flash” thing ever happened to anyone on here, or contrarily has anyone ever flashed a delivery guy?
My friend told me a story earlier and I can’t decide if it’s a tall tail and he’s been watching too much porn or not!  |
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over a year ago
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Yup definitely  was delivering to a big house in Kent and the lady was just leaving to go to work in a very smart suit, as she bent down to get a pen from her bag she clearly had no bra on, she was in no hurry to cover up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did he tell you the story in the 70s?"
I very much doubt it , he was either not born or he was around 1 year old, clearly maths is not your strong suit .  |
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"Did he tell you the story in the 70s?
I very much doubt it , he was either not born or he was around 1 year old, clearly maths is not your strong suit . "
Oops...well the story must be true then |
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Many years ago worked in the evening checking tv licences. At one door it was opened with a loud TADA, a beautiful redhead in very nice lingerie. She screamed shut the door then came back in a tatty dressing gown, thought it was her husband. Image is still burned in my brain tho ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was painting the floor of a communal flats staircase in Edinburgh on a night shift an old boy made a cup of tea ect he told me just to push his door open to bring the tray back, he was standing with his dressing gown wide open acting all shocked. The Pervy bastard |
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"I was painting the floor of a communal flats staircase in Edinburgh on a night shift an old boy made a cup of tea ect he told me just to push his door open to bring the tray back, he was standing with his dressing gown wide open acting all shocked. The Pervy bastard "
Ha ha....brilliant ...This will be me at 85...like auld Betty from Chewin The Fat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes once worked for two days trying to get people to have cavity wall insulation out in it solar panels.
Posh estate chapped a door and a young child answered. Asked if mummy or daddy was home. Was lead into a downstairs bathroom where mummy was soaking in a hot bath.
She actually asked me to wait in the living room whilst she got out.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I worked as a postman for 17 years. Had the odd accidental flash but out of all those years, I only ever slept with 3 of my customers. Miss those days sometimes. |
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Carpet fitter ive seen it all pantys on the floor dildos on wardrobes porn mags under carpets tho i had a customer a lovely looking lady in motherwell whos hubby was a cd on here click on whos nearby and there he was making the tea lol |
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"I was painting the floor of a communal flats staircase in Edinburgh on a night shift an old boy made a cup of tea ect he told me just to push his door open to bring the tray back, he was standing with his dressing gown wide open acting all shocked. The Pervy bastard "
Absolutely hee hawing at this.... Sorry! |
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"I was painting the floor of a communal flats staircase in Edinburgh on a night shift an old boy made a cup of tea ect he told me just to push his door open to bring the tray back, he was standing with his dressing gown wide open acting all shocked. The Pervy bastard "
Aw Jesus.... that’s more likely something that’s really happened to him.
He’s trying to convince me to cover for him for 2 weeks, so I suspect he’s bull$h!77ing me.
It’s more than likely been some old bloke flashing him!  |
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"I was painting the floor of a communal flats staircase in Edinburgh on a night shift an old boy made a cup of tea ect he told me just to push his door open to bring the tray back, he was standing with his dressing gown wide open acting all shocked. The Pervy bastard
Ha ha....brilliant ...This will be me at 85...like auld Betty from Chewin The Fat "
I’d still be happy to get a gander at that.  |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
Yip...been in a few houses where the offer was made, not my bag though.
Probably the most awkward one was in Clydebank where I found a block of dope in the customers cupboard you could build a high flat on ... |
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