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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Seems a bit flat on the forum of late, I'm sure it will brighten up once Jack opens the bar but in the meantime leave a wee cheery line or two here to make everyone smile. I'll start with...
I am fat but Identify as skinny - I am translender 
Also a favourite quote from Eleanor Roosevelt...
"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall."
Happy weekend folks - Vel  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a bit early for drinking.. Even for me vel  but here goes
“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
– Abraham Lincoln
And this one is particularly fir you my dear
“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.”
– Arthur C. Clarke |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Happy to amuse ourselves till the bar opens my dear Jack, I like the quotes lol
Here's one for you...
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out. |
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