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"Giving birth is described as the 10x pain level as a male heart attack..... "
Can't be that bad, few months after giving birth you get in the mood for another, I've never heard a guy say "fancy kicking me in the nuts again"
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"Giving birth is described as the 10x pain level as a male heart attack.....
Can't be that bad, few months after giving birth you get in the mood for another, I've never heard a guy say "fancy kicking me in the nuts again"
John "
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"Giving birth is described as the 10x pain level as a male heart attack.....
Can't be that bad, few months after giving birth you get in the mood for another, I've never heard a guy say "fancy kicking me in the nuts again"
John "
Never?? You're watching the wrong porn then. lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I didn't think giving birth was THAT sore at all... never been kicked in the nuts but going by the performance it creates then I have to give this one to the guys |
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over a year ago
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Labour with my first. He was back to back and I can only imagine it's how someone sawing through your back would feel. I couldn't time my contractions as I couldn't actually feel them because of the back pain. |
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"Labour with my first. He was back to back and I can only imagine it's how someone sawing through your back would feel. I couldn't time my contractions as I couldn't actually feel them because of the back pain."
You had probably been giving the unborn child doggys abuse for 9 months and thought , payback bitch. |
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"Labour with my first. He was back to back and I can only imagine it's how someone sawing through your back would feel. I couldn't time my contractions as I couldn't actually feel them because of the back pain.
You had probably been giving the unborn child doggys abuse for 9 months and thought , payback bitch. "
Mr said it was because I ate Maltesers non stop for 9mths and the wee bowling ball got stuck |
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"Kidney stones and then passing them, that pain is horrific for a guy anyway. Would never comment on the pain women go through when giving birth. "
Got to agree with you on that one
Still remember the pain |
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"Labour with my first. He was back to back and I can only imagine it's how someone sawing through your back would feel. I couldn't time my contractions as I couldn't actually feel them because of the back pain.
You had probably been giving the unborn child doggys abuse for 9 months and thought , payback bitch.
Mr said it was because I ate Maltesers non stop for 9mths and the wee bowling ball got stuck "
Would have been a good excuse though had it popped out as a coloured baby, it was the maltesers, honest. |
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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago
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Pinched nerve in hip...
Feels like being repeatedly kicked in the knuts when you least expect it.
Fine for 10 mins an hour maybe 2 then agony strikes your knuts, sometimes running down the inside of your leg at the same time.
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Absolutely has to be kidney stones that have yet to pass. I have been in so much pain for many hours without pain relief. Absolute agony. Had them 3 or 4 times. Would never wish it on my worst enemy |
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"I had my nose cauterised 10days ago and it was bloody sore
Omg, I've to get this, I think I'll cancel. "
Whoops sorry. It was maybe worse as i had know idea i was getting it done. Thought i was going to ENT for a checkup so went alone.
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"Any of you guys snapped your banjo string ?"
Sadly when I was like 18 I had a penile fracture, it literally lost an inch overnight and some girth as now it won't stay fully erect without willpower due to blood flow
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Giving birth or being kicked in the nuts?
John "
Mr and I managed to experience these phenomena simultaneously....I had gas and air at least so I think a kick in the spuds won by a nose on that occasion. |
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By *ucky24Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Impacted wisdom tooth, pain was so excruciating like a needle was being pushed through from the inside and out through my eye. So that when told would need to wait 2 months for it to be removed, had planned going to my friends dentist in Poland. Forking out for him to come along was still only 20% the cost of private here and they are open weekends.
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Possibly living with a narcissist for 17 years although the relief when it was over was immense Possibly like that minute in between contractions where there is no pain except this is long lasting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Possibly living with a narcissist for 17 years although the relief when it was over was immense Possibly like that minute in between contractions where there is no pain except this is long lasting "
^^ Winner |
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By *un44Man
over a year ago
GLASGOW |
Standing on a Lego brick or getting your gentleman sausage caught in your zip....physical pain of it actually happening and then the mental pain of knowing that you need to pull it back down again |
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"Standing on a Lego brick or getting your gentleman sausage caught in your zip....physical pain of it actually happening and then the mental pain of knowing that you need to pull it back down again "
See if that was a job....the actual pulling the zip down bit....I'd apply for it |
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Trigeminal Neuralgia - formally know as “the suicide pain”. A constant inflamation of the nerves on the lower face, Its like being hit by a truck. Over and over again non stop every other 10 seconds or so. People just killed themselves over it before the invention of heavy pain killers. |
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"Possibly living with a narcissist for 17 years although the relief when it was over was immense Possibly like that minute in between contractions where there is no pain except this is long lasting
^^ Winner "
I’ve been winning for nearly 9 yrs now |
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"Possibly living with a narcissist for 17 years although the relief when it was over was immense Possibly like that minute in between contractions where there is no pain except this is long lasting
^^ Winner
I’ve been winning for nearly 9 yrs now " |
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I remember the last time I bit my tongue I told my son to stop talking as I wanted to shout at someone and if he didn’t shut up it would be him - he just sat in silence after that |
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Crashing my motor bike at 140mph was most painful experience. Broke my neck back arms wrists ribs fingers fractured skull bleed on brain had 6 ops and 2years of physio to get back on my feed but I can’t say for sure but child birth must be the most painful. Guys think about squeezing a water melon out your ass aaaawwwccchhh |
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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago
kilmarnockish |
Had three, not sure which is worse, but all were right up there.
1. Kidney stones, female nurse said that for a guy, there the closest thing to childbirth, sometimes even greater pain.
2 . Sub arachnoid haematoma - this pain will knock you out, and comes in waves - you get blue lighted for this one.
3. Or might be 2b, when your on the mend in hospital for the no2 above, they give you an angiogram.... wee tube inserted into your groin, goes up your blood vessel to your brain, they then inject a dye and start taking piccies....
4 okay I said 3, but this ones a Brucie bonus.... colonoscopy, not so much getting the camera up your bum - had plenty of things up there- but the fookin trapped wind!! Let rip in Sainsbury’s- went 5he full length of one of the aisles letting go.
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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago
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"Giving birth is described as the 10x pain level as a male heart attack.....
Can't be that bad, few months after giving birth you get in the mood for another, I've never heard a guy say "fancy kicking me in the nuts again"
John "
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Now you're just winding them up |
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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago
Paisley |
"Getting your eye muscle cut and realined when you are awake "
Had that done and it was painless? Just felt weird as fook! Especially as consultant had about 8 students with him to watch the procedure. |
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By *un44Man
over a year ago
GLASGOW |
"Standing on a Lego brick or getting your gentleman sausage caught in your zip....physical pain of it actually happening and then the mental pain of knowing that you need to pull it back down again
See if that was a job....the actual pulling the zip down bit....I'd apply for it "
Ooh ouch.....my eyes are actually watering and my bits have retreated to somewhere near my Adam's apple |
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"Watching my son being wheeled away for major surgery and being unsure if he was going to come out of it ok - having to sit waiting for hours feeling useless.... "
Kiss x |
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"Giving birth is described as the 10x pain level as a male heart attack.....
Can't be that bad, few months after giving birth you get in the mood for another, I've never heard a guy say "fancy kicking me in the nuts again"
John "
Brilliant |
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My mate caught his tadger in his jeans zip, took him to hospital as it had gone all the way up, they had to cut his Jean's and slowly unclog each zipper thing, you can imagine the laughter from us as we where all pretty pissed, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sciatica during pregnancy my god that was awful I get it mild now and again must be getting old lol, that pain would even put me off my sex games "
Yeah, had that too with my first..barely slept for the last 2 months of my pregnancy. |
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By *alkdirty2meCouple
over a year ago
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"Nerve pain caused by discs. Nothing touches it. Not childbirth at home nor gallstones "
I concur, neck broken in two places, op to fix it left me with constant nerve pain on left side 24/7 so bad that it wakes me from my sleep when the pain killers wear off, 9 years on and still just as bad as the day it was broken,
But no pain on earth can compare to the pain of a broken heart |
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