What's everyone's favourite crude jokes? I'll start off..
What does going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common?
You have to bite off the crust, lick the gooey stuff before you get to the meaty bits |
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"What's everyone's favourite crude jokes? I'll start off..
What does going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common?
You have to bite off the crust, lick the gooey stuff before you get to the meaty bits"
ffs I thought that was prince harry!!  |
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"What's everyone's favourite crude jokes? I'll start off..
What does going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common?
You have to bite off the crust, lick the gooey stuff before you get to the meaty bitsffs I thought that was prince harry!! "
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"What's everyone's favourite crude jokes? I'll start off..
What does going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common?
You have to bite off the crust, lick the gooey stuff before you get to the meaty bitsffs I thought that was prince harry!! "
Sorry to disappoint |
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"What's everyone's favourite crude jokes? I'll start off..
What does going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common?
You have to bite off the crust, lick the gooey stuff before you get to the meaty bitsffs I thought that was prince harry!! "
More like Wayne Rooney ? |
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"What's everyone's favourite crude jokes? I'll start off..
What does going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common?
You have to bite off the crust, lick the gooey stuff before you get to the meaty bitsffs I thought that was prince harry!! "
That was funnier than the joke |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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I got into an embarrassing situation at a swinger's party last night.
I snuck up behind an older lady and started fucking her from behind then looked up and suddenly realised that the guy at the other end of the splitroast, getting a blowjob, was my dad.
I said "After 30 years of marriage I can't believe you're being unfaithful to mum!"
He said, "I'm not"
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A bus conductor is at work one day when a pretty young nun catches his eye
He says to her "Hi, would you like to sex with me”
The Nun turned around with her face fuming. "Who do you think you are! I am God's servant!"
Once the bus stops the nun runs off furious.
The bus driver heard all of this and called his colleague over to him. "See that nun, she goes to the cemetery every Wednesday night to pray. You should go there and pretend to be the Holy Ghost, cover yourself in a white blanket, and tell her that she will be the next Mother Mary and trick her into having sex”
So the bus conductor goes to the cemetery dressed up as the Holy Ghost, low and behold, there she was, sitting by a grave and praying.
He approaches and then proceeds to tell her. "This world has gone into disarray, with so many terrible things people are doing in this world! I have chosen to create a new Jesus for this earth, and you shall be the new Mother Mary. This can only be achieved by you remaining pure yet satisfying me sexually"
The nun, with her back to him, nodded her head and then said "My Father I know you are so powerful and mighty, you can start a new Christ from only having anal sex with me as I need to remain pure”
They both agree to this and proceed to have a vigorous session of hardcore anal sex.
After they finish the Holy Ghost throws off the blanket and yells "HaHa, bus conductor!"
The nun gets up, turns around and says "HaHa, bus driver!' |
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