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over a year ago
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"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!
Bar is open, what's your poison?"
Aww thanks.. Give me a couple of bottles of red please.. And I'll pull up a chair next to me.  |
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over a year ago
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"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!
Bar is open, what's your poison?
Aww thanks.. Give me a couple of bottles of red please.. And I'll pull up a chair next to me. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!
Bar is open, what's your poison?
Aww thanks.. Give me a couple of bottles of red please.. And I'll pull up a chair next to me. "
Red cola? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!
Bar is open, what's your poison?
Aww thanks.. Give me a couple of bottles of red please.. And I'll pull up a chair next to me.
Red cola?"
Red wine... Cheeky  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Southern comfort lemonade please. Is it too early for shots tho?
Never too early.. Shorty will let you do body shots if you ask nicely. "
Oh hang on there!!! |
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"Southern comfort lemonade please. Is it too early for shots tho?
Never too early.. Shorty will let you do body shots if you ask nicely.
Oh hang on there!!!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Il be breaking my dry January next weekend so for now il have a fresh orange and lemonade please
Take a drink lol behave lol "
Hope the bar lady doesn't get mixed up between lemonade and vodka then.. She is new after all. |
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"Il be breaking my dry January next weekend so for now il have a fresh orange and lemonade please
Take a drink lol behave lol
Hope the bar lady doesn't get mixed up between lemonade and vodka then.. She is new after all. "
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"Il be breaking my dry January next weekend so for now il have a fresh orange and lemonade please
Take a drink lol behave lol
Never get a shot I’m being forced into it lol I be sat in the corner with my soft drink laughing my ass off at you falling over by the end of the night  "
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"Il be breaking my dry January next weekend so for now il have a fresh orange and lemonade please
Take a drink lol behave lol
Never get a shot I’m being forced into it lol I be sat in the corner with my soft drink laughing my ass off at you falling over by the end of the night "
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"Il be breaking my dry January next weekend so for now il have a fresh orange and lemonade please
Take a drink lol behave lol
Never get a shot I’m being forced into it lol I be sat in the corner with my soft drink laughing my ass off at you falling over by the end of the night
You know that's not a chair your sitting on but my lap. "
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"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!
Bar is open, what's your poison?"
Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night! 
I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now! 
Millie x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!
Bar is open, what's your poison?
Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!
I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!
Millie x"
I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vodka, soda and lime, please barkeep.
Unless someone can make me an espresso martini "
If you pop into my office.. I'll sort you out... And the martini too. |
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By *ayRosesWoman
over a year ago
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"Vodka, soda and lime, please barkeep.
Unless someone can make me an espresso martini
If you pop into my office.. I'll sort you out... And the martini too. "
Cheeky
Better make it a pornstarvmartini then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vodka, soda and lime, please barkeep.
Unless someone can make me an espresso martini
If you pop into my office.. I'll sort you out... And the martini too.
Cheeky
Better make it a pornstarvmartini then "
Done.. Do you mind if it's a virgin one.  |
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"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!
Bar is open, what's your poison?
Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!
I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!
Millie x
I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk. "
Lol you’re forgiven
Millie |
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While K has requested a hot toddy due to being poorly it's down to me to take one for the team.
Flint dry martini please,stirred,zubrowka vodka and twist of lemon.and if we could both request Gregory porter on the juke box at some point that would be wonderful. M |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!
Bar is open, what's your poison?
Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!
I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!
Millie x
I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.
Lol you’re forgiven
Millie "
You're very gracious |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While K has requested a hot toddy due to being poorly it's down to me to take one for the team.
Flint dry martini please,stirred,zubrowka vodka and twist of lemon.and if we could both request Gregory porter on the juke box at some point that would be wonderful. M "
Un re-route the rivers
Let the dammed water be
There's some people down the way that's thirsty
So let the liquid spirit free
The people are thirsty
'Cause of man's unnatural hand
Watch what happens when the people catch wind
When the water hits the banks of that hard dry land
Clap your hands now
Go 'head and clap your hands now
Clap your hands now
Go 'head and clap your hands no, hmm
Get ready for the wave
It might strike like the final flood
The people haven't drank is so long
The water won't even make mud
After it comes, it might come with a steady flow
Grab the roots of the tree
Down by the river, fill your cup when your spirit's low
Clap your hands now
Go 'head and clap your hands now
Clap your hands now
Clap your hands now
Dip down and take a drank
Hope this one is ok.. Hope k feels better soon.
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"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!
Bar is open, what's your poison?
Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!
I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!
Millie x
I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.
Lol you’re forgiven
Millie
You're very gracious "
I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me 
Millie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!
Bar is open, what's your poison?
Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!
I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!
Millie x
I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.
Lol you’re forgiven
Millie
You're very gracious
I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me
Millie "
Maybe i already have.. And made it up to you several times in my mind already. |
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"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!
Bar is open, what's your poison?
Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!
I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!
Millie x
I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.
Lol you’re forgiven
Millie
You're very gracious
I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me
Millie
Maybe i already have.. And made it up to you several times in my mind already. "
Now that sounds like a conversation to be had at a bar! Flirting with a stranger
Millie x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!
Bar is open, what's your poison?
Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!
I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!
Millie x
I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.
Lol you’re forgiven
Millie
You're very gracious
I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me
Millie
Maybe i already have.. And made it up to you several times in my mind already.
Now that sounds like a conversation to be had at a bar! Flirting with a stranger
Millie x"
Is that an offer? |
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"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!
Bar is open, what's your poison?
Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!
I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!
Millie x
I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.
Lol you’re forgiven
Millie
You're very gracious
I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me
Millie
Maybe i already have.. And made it up to you several times in my mind already.
Now that sounds like a conversation to be had at a bar! Flirting with a stranger
Millie x
Is that an offer? "
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies
Millie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!
Bar is open, what's your poison?
Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!
I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!
Millie x
I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.
Lol you’re forgiven
Millie
You're very gracious
I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me
Millie
Maybe i already have.. And made it up to you several times in my mind already.
Now that sounds like a conversation to be had at a bar! Flirting with a stranger
Millie x
Is that an offer?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies
Millie "
One of the most polite rejections I've had and I've a wealth of experience to draw from.  |
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"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!
Bar is open, what's your poison?
Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!
I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!
Millie x
I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.
Lol you’re forgiven
Millie
You're very gracious
I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me
Millie
Maybe i already have.. And made it up to you several times in my mind already.
Now that sounds like a conversation to be had at a bar! Flirting with a stranger
Millie x
Is that an offer?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies
Millie
One of the most polite rejections I've had and I've a wealth of experience to draw from. "
It wasn’t an outright no
Millie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!
Bar is open, what's your poison?
Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!
I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!
Millie x
I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.
Lol you’re forgiven
Millie
You're very gracious
I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me
Millie
Maybe i already have.. And made it up to you several times in my mind already.
Now that sounds like a conversation to be had at a bar! Flirting with a stranger
Millie x
Is that an offer?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies
Millie
One of the most polite rejections I've had and I've a wealth of experience to draw from.
It wasn’t an outright no
Millie "
It contained the word "no" twice.. |
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"As our regular barman is in a heap in the corner, it falls to me to take the reigns!
Bar is open, what's your poison?
Aye it took him a while to sort out my hot choc last night!
I’ll have a pink gin & lemonade please; we’ve had Ian’s grandkids over and defo deserve a treat as we’re knackered now!
Millie x
I do apologise.. I was really quite.. Ok extremely d*unk.
Lol you’re forgiven
Millie
You're very gracious
I’m sure you’ll think of a way to make it up to me
Millie
Maybe i already have.. And made it up to you several times in my mind already.
Now that sounds like a conversation to be had at a bar! Flirting with a stranger
Millie x
Is that an offer?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies
Millie
One of the most polite rejections I've had and I've a wealth of experience to draw from.
It wasn’t an outright no
Millie
It contained the word "no" twice.. "
Fair point, well made
M |
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