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over a year ago
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What is yours?
I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is yours?
I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old "
How did you manage that?
I am a bit clumsy myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cut myself very easily and with pretty much everything... Had a loose thread on a jumper caught in my jacket yesterday.. Tried to pull it free, cut my finger like a fekin cheese wire.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET  "
I'll lie down in front/ behind you to break your fall... You're welcome   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET
I'll lie down in front/ behind you to break your fall... You're welcome "
You brave, brave (foolish) man |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is yours?
I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old
How did you manage that?
I am a bit clumsy myself. "
"Cause I'm a dopey cunt!"....that's Mr's explanation anyway
I've a habit of phoning up the wrong company to complain when I've "accidentally" broke something too....Cause it's not Doggy proof.. .Phoned Dyson to complain when we have a Vax...Did that with a washing machine too.
Mr says I should have been a crash test dummy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is yours?
I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old
How did you manage that?
I am a bit clumsy myself.
"Cause I'm a dopey cunt!"....that's Mr's explanation anyway
I've a habit of phoning up the wrong company to complain when I've "accidentally" broke something too....Cause it's not Doggy proof.. .Phoned Dyson to complain when we have a Vax...Did that with a washing machine too.
Mr says I should have been a crash test dummy."
You shouldn’t be allowed out alone. |
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"What is yours?
I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old
How did you manage that?
I am a bit clumsy myself.
"Cause I'm a dopey cunt!"....that's Mr's explanation anyway
I've a habit of phoning up the wrong company to complain when I've "accidentally" broke something too....Cause it's not Doggy proof.. .Phoned Dyson to complain when we have a Vax...Did that with a washing machine too.
Mr says I should have been a crash test dummy.
You shouldn’t be allowed out alone. "
She wouldn’t be but there’s no one brave enough to be with her 24/7 . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is yours?
I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old
How did you manage that?
I am a bit clumsy myself.
"Cause I'm a dopey cunt!"....that's Mr's explanation anyway
I've a habit of phoning up the wrong company to complain when I've "accidentally" broke something too....Cause it's not Doggy proof.. .Phoned Dyson to complain when we have a Vax...Did that with a washing machine too.
Mr says I should have been a crash test dummy.
You shouldn’t be allowed out alone.
She wouldn’t be but there’s no one brave enough to be with her 24/7 . "
Strikes me as being quite feisty/a handful |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is yours?
I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old
How did you manage that?
I am a bit clumsy myself.
"Cause I'm a dopey cunt!"....that's Mr's explanation anyway
I've a habit of phoning up the wrong company to complain when I've "accidentally" broke something too....Cause it's not Doggy proof.. .Phoned Dyson to complain when we have a Vax...Did that with a washing machine too.
Mr says I should have been a crash test dummy.
You shouldn’t be allowed out alone.
She wouldn’t be but there’s no one brave enough to be with her 24/7 . "
I'm actually pissing myself at that |
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By *T1980Man
over a year ago
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"What is yours?
I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old "
you trying to get me called out in my uniform lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is yours?
I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old
you trying to get me called out in my uniform lol x"
do plumbers have uniforms nowadays? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What is yours?
I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old
you trying to get me called out in my uniform lol x"
Where did I put my chip pan? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET
I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think  "
YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My facetiae can easily be misinterpreted as impertinence. I'm also a logomaniac, which can be discombobulating to the unequivocally unlettered. "
Gosh, you really ARE a cunning linguist |
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"Mr: So what did you say in the shop?
Me: That it was obviously defective....
Mr: YOU'RE FUCKING DEFECTIVE!
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I hope your next meets know they have to check all there bupa plans and life insurances are up to date ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET
I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think
YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker ) "
I'll buy us a bottle... Each. You both can fall on me..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET
I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think
YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker )
I'll buy us a bottle... Each. You both can fall on me.. "
2020 must be your year of living dangerously my dear Jack lol x |
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"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET
I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think
YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker )
I'll buy us a bottle... Each. You both can fall on me.. "
Maybe box of wine so there’s no smashed glass to fall on . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET
I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think
YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker )
I'll buy us a bottle... Each. You both can fall on me..
Maybe box of wine so there’s no smashed glass to fall on . "
Sold!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET
I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think
YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker )
I'll buy us a bottle... Each. You both can fall on me..
2020 must be your year of living dangerously my dear Jack lol x"
Carpe diem.
I'm way passed the "live fast die young" motto. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Worst trait is I'm too trusting, think everyone is good and try help people but become extremely drained when I find out people are not what I thought there were after they show their true self but refuse to change who I am so continue to be let down and drained by people who are ugly inside.
And I'm accident prone lol
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"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET
I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think
YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker )
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Haha. All the best people are. I've done the market research before anyone dares to contradict |
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"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET
I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think
YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker )
I'll buy us a bottle... Each. You both can fall on me..
2020 must be your year of living dangerously my dear Jack lol x"
I've heard he is a mad dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m very good at falling over feck all... I like to think of it as a skill I haven’t found a use for - YET
I only seem to do this sober. Best excuse for more wine I think
YES!!!! Awwwww a fellow sufferer (and wine drinker )
I'll buy us a bottle... Each. You both can fall on me..
2020 must be your year of living dangerously my dear Jack lol x
I've heard he is a mad dog "
I'll hum... Bite your leg. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm clumsy too..
I'm also sensitive and empathic. This usually results in me taking on other people's problems but struggling through my own.
I'm also a hopeless romantic. |
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By *T1980Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"What is yours?
I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old
you trying to get me called out in my uniform lol x
Where did I put my chip pan? "
in the microwave that's how you set it on fire lol x |
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By *T1980Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"What is yours?
I'm incredibly accident prone and clumsy...break almost everything...hoovers, dishwashers...new record for me today though. I managed to set fire to our microwave. It was only 6 days old
you trying to get me called out in my uniform lol xdo plumbers have uniforms nowadays? "
lol you know better than that lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“Don’t put metal in the science oven!”
"Day 2 in the Doggy house and the microwave is alive and well...."
Wait till you take it out the box "
Do I have to? It looks so pretty and clean. |
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"“Don’t put metal in the science oven!”
"Day 2 in the Doggy house and the microwave is alive and well...."
Wait till you take it out the box
Do I have to? It looks so pretty and clean."
Being green too as it’s not being used ( blown up ) won’t be consuming electricity or producing greenhouse gases . ( melting parts ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"“Don’t put metal in the science oven!”
"Day 2 in the Doggy house and the microwave is alive and well...."
Wait till you take it out the box
Do I have to? It looks so pretty and clean.
Being green too as it’s not being used ( blown up ) won’t be consuming electricity or producing greenhouse gases . ( melting parts ) "
Domestic goddess....Eco Warrior...my list of accolades is growing by the day |
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"“Don’t put metal in the science oven!”
"Day 2 in the Doggy house and the microwave is alive and well...."
Wait till you take it out the box
Do I have to? It looks so pretty and clean.
Being green too as it’s not being used ( blown up ) won’t be consuming electricity or producing greenhouse gases . ( melting parts )
Domestic goddess....Eco Warrior...my list of accolades is growing by the day "
Domestic god what has she done now ness ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Male half -
I'm terrible for not listening when it's something I'm not interested in... Female half can back me up on that!
Female half -
I tend to get pissed off with people who don't listen to me... Then drop in words like stockings or nylon to get their attention ! haha |
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