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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Happy New Year..

Food, drinks, friends and... Well you all know the drill.. Come and join me. I'll be back in an hour, help yourselves.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

Bar left unattended

Theres nae rum left now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bar left unattended

Theres nae rum left now

Must have been you lol, im drinking wine

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Bar left unattended

Theres nae rum left now

Must have been you lol, im drinking wine

Rum, wine, whatever.

I'm alcodexterous

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

I’ll have whatever is cold

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

"I’ll have whatever is cold

My ex's heart do you ?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Where ur ye Jack the barrels need changed and the optics are emptying fast . I’m finishing all the Diet Coke too .

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Where ur ye Jack the barrels need changed and the optics are emptying fast . I’m finishing all the Diet Coke too .

Jacks down in the cellar having a long slow posh wank to the lingerie section of the 1987 littlewoods catalogue.

Inspired by the father ted christmas special he has been watching everyday for the last fortnight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bar left unattended

Theres nae rum left now

Must have been you lol, im drinking wine

Rum, wine, whatever.

I'm alcodexterous

Haha

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

Bartender is awol, help yourselves, remember to put it on the slate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please"

I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where ur ye Jack the barrels need changed and the optics are emptying fast . I’m finishing all the Diet Coke too .

Optics change all the time

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By *estless nativeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Bartender is awol, help yourselves, remember to put it on the slate "

Is that because jacks so auld school pencils havent been invented yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where ur ye Jack the barrels need changed and the optics are emptying fast . I’m finishing all the Diet Coke too .

Jacks down in the cellar having a long slow posh wank to the lingerie section of the 1987 littlewoods catalogue.

Inspired by the father ted christmas special he has been watching everyday for the last fortnight."

A wank? Both my hands blocked me.

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

Pink gin and lemonade

I hope your feeling better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bartender is awol, help yourselves, remember to put it on the slate

Is that because jacks so auld school pencils havent been invented yet

No.. Just auld..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pink gin and lemonade

I hope your feeling better. "

I've made it a large one for you.. Im getting there

. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please

I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all. "

Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please

I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all.

Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x"

That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night

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By *erberaWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

Can I have a rhubarb and ginger gin with lemonade please now that I've done my taxi duty Jack and a hot toddy for yourself

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By *r Costa xxMan over a year ago

stirling

"Can I have a rhubarb and ginger gin with lemonade please now that I've done my taxi duty Jack and a hot toddy for yourself

That’ll be another plank for you

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Water Im doing dry January

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Water Im doing dry January

Me too....the nail polish remover looks quite tasty at the moment

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Water Im doing dry January

Me too....the nail polish remover looks quite tasty at the moment

"
lol

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By *sm265Woman over a year ago

Shangri-la

Can I finish off the bottle of Christmas advocat please Jack?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I finish off the bottle of Christmas advocat please Jack? "

Only if you give me a last Christmas kiss.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a rhubarb and ginger gin with lemonade please now that I've done my taxi duty Jack and a hot toddy for yourself

You're very kind. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Water Im doing dry January

Me too....the nail polish remover looks quite tasty at the moment

lol

I did dry December.. Hopefully a new decade might change that... Oh wait. You're talking no alcohol..

My bad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please

I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all.

Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x

That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night "

Thanks you too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please

I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all.

Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x

That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night

Thanks you too x"

I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please

I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all.

Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x

That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night

Thanks you too x

I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.

I did mean it silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please

I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all.

Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x

That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night

Thanks you too x

I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.

I did mean it silly

Ok.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please

I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all.

Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x

That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night

Thanks you too x

I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.

I did mean it silly

Ok.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please

I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all.

Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x

That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night

Thanks you too x

I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.

I did mean it silly

Ok.

Guess i know what you got for Christmas..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please

I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all.

Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x

That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night

Thanks you too x

I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.

I did mean it silly

Ok.

Guess i know what you got for Christmas..

Haha and what mite that be

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please

I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all.

Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x

That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night

Thanks you too x

I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.

I did mean it silly

Ok.

Guess i know what you got for Christmas..

Haha and what mite that be

The halos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please

I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all.

Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x

That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night

Thanks you too x

I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.

I did mean it silly

Ok.

Guess i know what you got for Christmas..

Haha and what mite that be

The halos "

Santa left me a new pair so I'm trying them out haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please

I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all.

Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x

That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night

Thanks you too x

I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.

I did mean it silly

Ok.

Guess i know what you got for Christmas..

Haha and what mite that be

The halos

Santa left me a new pair so I'm trying them out haha"

I think santa got mixed up, they were probably for your neighbour.. Did they come with instructions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy New Year..

Food, drinks, friends and... Well you all know the drill.. Come and join me. I'll be back in an hour, help yourselves. "

Large gin for me please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy New Year..

Food, drinks, friends and... Well you all know the drill.. Come and join me. I'll be back in an hour, help yourselves.

Large gin for me please x "

Largr gin coming up.. And I'll be your tonic.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Can I have a sparkling water please Jack

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a sparkling water please Jack

Of course.. Sparkling water for a sparkling lady.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Can I have a sparkling water please Jack

Of course.. Sparkling water for a sparkling lady.

"
cheers Jack

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a sparkling water please Jack

Of course.. Sparkling water for a sparkling lady.

cheers Jack

Anytime.. I will leave the bottle.. In an ice bucket to keep it chilled.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Can I have a sparkling water please Jack

Of course.. Sparkling water for a sparkling lady.

cheers Jack

Anytime.. I will leave the bottle.. In an ice bucket to keep it chilled. "
thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

White wine please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"White wine please

Your wish is my.

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By *UPASOAKERandMASTERCouple over a year ago

Guildford

"I’ll have whatever is cold

I'll have whoever is hot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll have whatever is cold

I'll have whoever is hot!

That's would be me... Ive a temp of fourty five.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please

I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all.

Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x

That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night

Thanks you too x

I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.

I did mean it silly

Ok.

Guess i know what you got for Christmas..

Haha and what mite that be

The halos

Santa left me a new pair so I'm trying them out haha

I think santa got mixed up, they were probably for your neighbour.. Did they come with instructions

Nope....trial and error here lol

Is bar still open coz I need another wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please

I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all.

Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x

That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night

Thanks you too x

I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.

I did mean it silly

Ok.

Guess i know what you got for Christmas..

Haha and what mite that be

The halos

Santa left me a new pair so I'm trying them out haha

I think santa got mixed up, they were probably for your neighbour.. Did they come with instructions

Nope....trial and error here lol

Is bar still open coz I need another wine

Bar is always open... Sometimes it's self service though.. Take what you fancy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please

I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all.

Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x

That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night

Thanks you too x

I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.

I did mean it silly

Ok.

Guess i know what you got for Christmas..

Haha and what mite that be

The halos

Santa left me a new pair so I'm trying them out haha

I think santa got mixed up, they were probably for your neighbour.. Did they come with instructions

Nope....trial and error here lol

Is bar still open coz I need another wine

Bar is always open... Sometimes it's self service though.. Take what you fancy. "

Cheers hun x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy new year. Hope you had a brilliant time over the holidays x

I'll have a nice white wine please

I've been ill for two weeks, so not been the best.. Enjoy the bottle.. I'm generous after all.

Aww sorry to hear that. Me too, I've been in bed most of it x

That's a shame.. Hope you feel better now and enjoy your wine and night

Thanks you too x

I'll pretend that you mean that.. But only coz I'm d*unk.

I did mean it silly

Ok.

Guess i know what you got for Christmas..

Haha and what mite that be

The halos

Santa left me a new pair so I'm trying them out haha

I think santa got mixed up, they were probably for your neighbour.. Did they come with instructions

Nope....trial and error here lol

Is bar still open coz I need another wine

Bar is always open... Sometimes it's self service though.. Take what you fancy.

Cheers hun x"

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Day 4 of dry January....can I just sniff someone's breath if they've been drinking please......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Day 4 of dry January....can I just sniff someone's breath if they've been drinking please......"

Only if i can sniff your.... Neck.. Your perfume is driving me wild.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Day 4 of dry January....can I just sniff someone's breath if they've been drinking please......

Only if i can sniff your.... Neck.. Your perfume is driving me wild.

Old Spice....never fails to have men falling at feet...and when I stamp on their toes too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Day 4 of dry January....can I just sniff someone's breath if they've been drinking please......

Only if i can sniff your.... Neck.. Your perfume is driving me wild.

Old Spice....never fails to have men falling at feet...and when I stamp on their toes too

I thought it wad the stuff that you slipped in my drink thst did that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Double vodka and please, and get lady antebellum as you turn away on please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines a mojito

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Double vodka and please, and get lady antebellum as you turn away on please

Watching as you turn away is even better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mines a mojito "

And definitely not a virgin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Double vodka and please, and get lady antebellum as you turn away on please

Watching as you turn away is even better.

Aye so it appears for most people

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Double vodka and please, and get lady antebellum as you turn away on please

Watching as you turn away is even better.

Aye so it appears for most people "

You know i meant so i can admire your ass.

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By *erberaWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Happy New Year..

Food, drinks, friends and... Well you all know the drill.. Come and join me. I'll be back in an hour, help yourselves.

Large gin for me please x

Largr gin coming up.. And I'll be your tonic.

She had enough gin last night lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy New Year..

Food, drinks, friends and... Well you all know the drill.. Come and join me. I'll be back in an hour, help yourselves.

Large gin for me please x

Largr gin coming up.. And I'll be your tonic.

She had enough gin last night lol"

Well I'll join both of you.. Just the tonic i need.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aperol spritz please Jack

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Aperol spritz please Jack

Coming up..

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By *erberaWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Happy New Year..

Food, drinks, friends and... Well you all know the drill.. Come and join me. I'll be back in an hour, help yourselves.

Large gin for me please x

Largr gin coming up.. And I'll be your tonic.

She had enough gin last night lol

Well I'll join both of you.. Just the tonic i need.

Bring your dancing shoes, you'll need them

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy New Year..

Food, drinks, friends and... Well you all know the drill.. Come and join me. I'll be back in an hour, help yourselves.

Large gin for me please x

Largr gin coming up.. And I'll be your tonic.

She had enough gin last night lol

Well I'll join both of you.. Just the tonic i need.

Bring your dancing shoes, you'll need them

Fek that.. Ill bring my robe and a whisky... You both can dance fir me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Large glass of Malbec thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Large glass of Malbec thanks

I'll leave the bottle, david.

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By *erberaWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Happy New Year..

Food, drinks, friends and... Well you all know the drill.. Come and join me. I'll be back in an hour, help yourselves.

Large gin for me please x

Largr gin coming up.. And I'll be your tonic.

She had enough gin last night lol

Well I'll join both of you.. Just the tonic i need.

Bring your dancing shoes, you'll need them

Fek that.. Ill bring my robe and a whisky... You both can dance fir me

You'll look a bit out of place in the pub in your jammies and slippers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy New Year..

Food, drinks, friends and... Well you all know the drill.. Come and join me. I'll be back in an hour, help yourselves.

Large gin for me please x

Largr gin coming up.. And I'll be your tonic.

She had enough gin last night lol

Well I'll join both of you.. Just the tonic i need.

Bring your dancing shoes, you'll need them

Fek that.. Ill bring my robe and a whisky... You both can dance fir me

You'll look a bit out of place in the pub in your jammies and slippers

That's me.. Always out of place

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