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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
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you just need to learn the basics stu
1. wheres the local swingers club
2. who wants a shag
3. give me a blow job please
4. where is the chemist i need more condoms
armed with those you should be just dandy stu |
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"Have just applied for a job in Strasbourg...and I can't speak French.....PMSL  "
I lifted this from the Aberdeen Press and Journal. I've deleted the lassie's name.
""European Commission officials have been criticised for withdrawing a “dream” job offer to a native Scottish Gaelic speaker as she does not speak the Irish version of the language.
XXXXXXXXXXXXX, of Grimsay, between Benbecula and North Uist, had been scheduled to start work as a fisheries socio-economist with the commission’s joint research centre in Ispra, Italy, on Monday until bosses discovered she did not speak Irish Gaelic.
The 26-year-old was told she needed to have a good grasp of an “official” European Union language and has been given until December to learn one – even although the job is an English-speaking post"
So, she was born in the Scottish Hebrides and can't get an English speaking job in Italy cos she can't speak Irish Gaelic  |
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"you just need to learn the basics stu
1. wheres the local swingers club
2. who wants a shag
3. give me a blow job please
4. where is the chemist i need more condoms
armed with those you should be just dandy stu"
1. où est le club local pour les branchés
2. qui veut le sexe
3. sucer mon pénis s'il vous plaît
4. où est le chimiste j'ai besoin de plus de préservatifs
woohoooo Am sorted |
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"Have just applied for a job in Strasbourg...and I can't speak French.....PMSL
I lifted this from the Aberdeen Press and Journal. I've deleted the lassie's name.
""European Commission officials have been criticised for withdrawing a “dream” job offer to a native Scottish Gaelic speaker as she does not speak the Irish version of the language.
XXXXXXXXXXXXX, of Grimsay, between Benbecula and North Uist, had been scheduled to start work as a fisheries socio-economist with the commission’s joint research centre in Ispra, Italy, on Monday until bosses discovered she did not speak Irish Gaelic.
The 26-year-old was told she needed to have a good grasp of an “official” European Union language and has been given until December to learn one – even although the job is an English-speaking post"
So, she was born in the Scottish Hebrides and can't get an English speaking job in Italy cos she can't speak Irish Gaelic "
damn...i have no chance then...lol |
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damn...i have no chance then...lol"
I wouldn't be too hasty. You could probably argue that refusing to give you a job constitutes a breach of your human rights and that compelling you to remain in Scotland is a 'cruel and unusual punishment'.
Total bullshit of course but it could keep the courts tied up for years. |
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damn...i have no chance then...lol
I wouldn't be too hasty. You could probably argue that refusing to give you a job constitutes a breach of your human rights and that compelling you to remain in Scotland is a 'cruel and unusual punishment'.
Total bullshit of course but it could keep the courts tied up for years."
PMSL Jim  |
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