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Favourite pure Scottish retort.
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"Aye right Pal (meaning not a chance and probably not even a friend). Once used on a Londoner who had no idea what meant by it. xx  "
It’s funny how pal can mean foe in that context, however ‘ya cunt’ is a friendly term and if often said with affection.  |
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"Aye right Pal (meaning not a chance and probably not even a friend). Once used on a Londoner who had no idea what meant by it. xx
It’s funny how pal can mean foe in that context, however ‘ya cunt’ is a friendly term and if often said with affection. "
I like your name |
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"Aye right Pal (meaning not a chance and probably not even a friend). Once used on a Londoner who had no idea what meant by it. xx
It’s funny how pal can mean foe in that context, however ‘ya cunt’ is a friendly term and if often said with affection.
I like your name "
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"Ya gobshite
I’ve never used that in my puff!
But i bet it's been used about you. 
No chance, I’m quiet! "
That made me spit my tea out. 
I hate wasting tea.  |
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"Ya gobshite
I’ve never used that in my puff!
But i bet it's been used about you.
No chance, I’m quiet!
That made me spit my tea out.
I hate wasting tea. "
We’ll learn to hold it all in your mouth until you swallow! |
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"Ya gobshite
I’ve never used that in my puff!
But i bet it's been used about you.
No chance, I’m quiet!
That made me spit my tea out.
I hate wasting tea.
We’ll learn to hold it all in your mouth until you swallow!"
Maybe you could demonstrate for me. |
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Seems to be an east coast west coast divide, we seem to be more about the away te than the get te
Away te fuck! Instead of the get te fuck!
Although as a retort i dont think anything is more universally acknowledged than a solid Fuck Off as The Big Yin once said you could be at an airport in the middle of no where, where there is no concept of english someone starts messing about with your bags, give them a fuck off and off they will fuck cause its known the world over |
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"Ya gobshite
I’ve never used that in my puff!
But i bet it's been used about you.
No chance, I’m quiet!
That made me spit my tea out.
I hate wasting tea.
We’ll learn to hold it all in your mouth until you swallow!
Maybe you could demonstrate for me. "
Wait and I’ll boil the kettle!  |
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"Ya gobshite
I’ve never used that in my puff!
But i bet it's been used about you.
No chance, I’m quiet!
That made me spit my tea out.
I hate wasting tea.
We’ll learn to hold it all in your mouth until you swallow!
Maybe you could demonstrate for me.
Wait and I’ll boil the kettle! "
Or. Wait five minutes and I'll arrive when it's boiled.  |
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"Ya gobshite
I’ve never used that in my puff!
But i bet it's been used about you.
No chance, I’m quiet!
That made me spit my tea out.
I hate wasting tea.
We’ll learn to hold it all in your mouth until you swallow!
Maybe you could demonstrate for me.
Wait and I’ll boil the kettle!
Or. Wait five minutes and I'll arrive when it's boiled. "
Aye, that’ll be right!
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"Ya gobshite
I’ve never used that in my puff!
But i bet it's been used about you.
No chance, I’m quiet!
That made me spit my tea out.
I hate wasting tea.
We’ll learn to hold it all in your mouth until you swallow!
Maybe you could demonstrate for me.
Wait and I’ll boil the kettle!
Or. Wait five minutes and I'll arrive when it's boiled.
Aye, that’ll be right!
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Another great Scottish retort.. Meaning, "yer on tae plums, arse wipe" |
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"How good is glesga patter. Absolutely no other cunt in scotland (possibly the world) is anywhere near as funny as us. True story! "
Fuxk up bawbag away play with the buses |
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"How good is glesga patter. Absolutely no other cunt in scotland (possibly the world) is anywhere near as funny as us. True story!
Fuxk up bawbag away play with the buses"
Yer da sells Avon |
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"How good is glesga patter. Absolutely no other cunt in scotland (possibly the world) is anywhere near as funny as us. True story!
Fuxk up bawbag away play with the buses
Yer da sells Avon "
Ma maw sells avon. (the reply) "naw she disnae shes a durty whoor". |
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"How good is glesga patter. Absolutely no other cunt in scotland (possibly the world) is anywhere near as funny as us. True story!
Fuxk up bawbag away play with the buses
Yer da sells Avon "
And yer maw deals cooncil |
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By *agluvrMan
over a year ago
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"Seems to be an east coast west coast divide, we seem to be more about the away te than the get te
Away te fuck! Instead of the get te fuck!
Although as a retort i dont think anything is more universally acknowledged than a solid Fuck Off as The Big Yin once said you could be at an airport in the middle of no where, where there is no concept of english someone starts messing about with your bags, give them a fuck off and off they will fuck cause its known the world over "
And to paraphrase the great Malcolm Tucker: fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too! |
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"Your favourite Scottish retort in a slagging match...what is it?
To set them theme.
Naw ye urney (from the Still Game sketch)"
I smell shite.
Pish,
Ya fanny,
Gonna no dae that
Ya numpty,
Ya wee prick
Use them all. Down with the lingo
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over a year ago
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Just used this. Had to laugh , im pretty sure it's only the Scottish that do this. When someone does something stupid and you respond with Bow!!! . Tongue pressing out at your chin bottom lip . Lol |
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
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I've found myself using "are you trying to teach yer granny to suck eggs?" & "do you reckon I came up the Clyde in a banana boat?" recently. Both things my granny said. I must have reached "that" age |
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Being from "Saff Landan" and married to a Scotsman I've used some horrendous insults against my English friends which have been totally wasted.
My kids talk with just off Yorkshire accents however their fathers dialect shows through often enough with words like-
Aye, Ken, Erse, Bawbag, Tube and my sons favourite Honkin Baws.
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