Please give your preferred post with your reason why your best in that position .
I’ll put myself up for lingerie trade minister . They’ll be no more scratchy lace trimmings . Those with larger busts will be supported by the Fab government team .  |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"Well as I'm.a short arse I'd like to be Minister for Tall Boys.
See what I did there cabinet ...tall boy.
I'll get my coat sorry 
I likea your reasoning ( bdum tish ) "
Achh it was an off the shelve line....to far noo  |
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over a year ago
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"I'll be the minister of the bar.. Legal and alcoholic. 
I feel the later is your area of expertise .  "
Hey I've tsken down my fair share of "legal briefs" in my time. |
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Oh to rise to the Great Orifices of State.
Perhaps start as Minister for Skills, because we sure need them then work it hard in the Home Office before reaching Chancer of the Ex Check Her
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"Oh to rise to the Great Orifices of State.
Perhaps start as Minister for Skills, because we sure need them then work it hard in the Home Office before reaching Chancer of the Ex Check Her
PM for more details "
Post of chancer is now filled . |
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"I'll be the minister of the bar.. Legal and alcoholic.
I feel the later is your area of expertise .
Hey I've tsken down my fair share of "legal briefs" in my time. "
I’ve had to remove some that should have been illegal .  |
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I’d like to put forward myself for Minister for Aviation; to join my team, you need to have done (or be willing) to join the Mile High Club 
If afraid of heights, then beautiful high heels will suffice.
Millie x  |
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"I’d like to put forward myself for Minister for Aviation; to join my team, you need to have done (or be willing) to join the Mile High Club
If afraid of heights, then beautiful high heels will suffice.
Millie x "
I’d join the mile high club while wearing heels . Your hired |
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"I’d like to put forward myself for Minister for Aviation; to join my team, you need to have done (or be willing) to join the Mile High Club
If afraid of heights, then beautiful high heels will suffice.
Millie x
I’d join the mile high club while wearing heels . Your hired "
Ooh first time I’ve been promoted! |
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over a year ago
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"Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet?
No.. That's me.
You can minister of foreign relations.. We can fly to Bermuda and have relations. "
Sakes... though that does sound nice... but... what about Minister of Music??? |
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"Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet?
No.. That's me.
You can minister of foreign relations.. We can fly to Bermuda and have relations.
Sakes... though that does sound nice... but... what about Minister of Music??? "
Thought you’d be minister for colour Red. . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet?
No.. That's me.
You can minister of foreign relations.. We can fly to Bermuda and have relations.
Sakes... though that does sound nice... but... what about Minister of Music???
Thought you’d be minister for colour Red. . "
If that’s going am in (red wine too shhh don’t tell Jack) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet?
No.. That's me.
You can minister of foreign relations.. We can fly to Bermuda and have relations.
Sakes... though that does sound nice... but... what about Minister of Music???
Thought you’d be minister for colour Red. .
If that’s going am in (red wine too shhh don’t tell Jack) "
I’ve dressed for the post |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet?
No.. That's me.
You can minister of foreign relations.. We can fly to Bermuda and have relations.
Sakes... though that does sound nice... but... what about Minister of Music???
Thought you’d be minister for colour Red. .
If that’s going am in (red wine too shhh don’t tell Jack)
I’ve dressed for the post "
Oi.. Not only turned down for Bermuda but you are steeling my wine. Hmmph |
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"Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet?
No.. That's me.
You can minister of foreign relations.. We can fly to Bermuda and have relations.
Sakes... though that does sound nice... but... what about Minister of Music???
Thought you’d be minister for colour Red. .
If that’s going am in (red wine too shhh don’t tell Jack)
I’ve dressed for the post
Oi.. Not only turned down for Bermuda but you are steeling my wine. Hmmph "
I can hear you whining Jack . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet?
No.. That's me.
You can minister of foreign relations.. We can fly to Bermuda and have relations.
Sakes... though that does sound nice... but... what about Minister of Music???
Thought you’d be minister for colour Red. .
If that’s going am in (red wine too shhh don’t tell Jack)
I’ve dressed for the post
Oi.. Not only turned down for Bermuda but you are steeling my wine. Hmmph
I can hear you whining Jack . "
I said it loud enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I be Minister of the Wine cabinet?
No.. That's me.
You can minister of foreign relations.. We can fly to Bermuda and have relations.
Sakes... though that does sound nice... but... what about Minister of Music???
Thought you’d be minister for colour Red. .
If that’s going am in (red wine too shhh don’t tell Jack)
I’ve dressed for the post
Oi.. Not only turned down for Bermuda but you are steeling my wine. Hmmph
I can hear you whining Jack .
I said it loud enough "
Actually I was making sure WE have it all... |
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I put myself forward as Home Secretary.
The Fab 'Home Office' involves much dressing in suits, secretarial outfits, suitably sturdy desks, leather couches and much threatening of the Chief Whip...
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"I put myself forward as Home Secretary.
The Fab 'Home Office' involves much dressing in suits, secretarial outfits, suitably sturdy desks, leather couches and much threatening of the Chief Whip...
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Not sure you’ll pull off the secretarial look though you can have the rest except for the chief whip position that’s still an open position for a willing participant . |
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"I'd like to be minister of private affairs....
I'm excellent with other people's husband's "
Sounding very like real politics so far - perhaps it’s time the peasants were revolting |
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"I'd like to be minister of private affairs....
I'm excellent with other people's husband's "
It’s a position with great responsibility I’d have to check you’ve no skeletons ( ugly sisters ) in your closet . |
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"I'd like to be minister of private affairs....
I'm excellent with other people's husband's
Sounding very like real politics so far - perhaps it’s time the peasants were revolting "
According to the politicians the peasants are revolting. |
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"I'd like to be minister of private affairs....
I'm excellent with other people's husband's
Sounding very like real politics so far - perhaps it’s time the peasants were revolting
According to the politicians the peasants are revolting. "
Not before time - up the revolution |
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. I could have a cabinet full of stockings and suspenders.
Everyone should have at least one pair of stockings. 
