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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's hump day, some of you have been humping, most probably have the hump. Whether you've had a good, bad or mixed week so far, come in, pull up a chair, drinks snacks and food is free and self service. Usually a good atmosphere, have a laugh, flirt or vent. It's all good here.
Im gonna start with a huge glass of cabernet sauvignon. "setting the world on fire" by pink on the jukebox, and a nice shiraz already for my gorgeous friend vel and a white wine for the beautiful mrs shambles if they happen to wander in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in the bath with a Brockmans and rhubarb tonic... You could set me up another 
K
That shoulda been  "
too late I'm already thinking of you with the first face lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And thank you to the gentleman who sent me his stiffy.....i mean stivvy  "
I'm sure said gentleman woukd provide either of them at your pleas..I mean leisure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one 
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low? "
I've been laying all sorts xxx |
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx"
Does not surprise me! Be disappointed if you weren’t xxx |
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx"
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Does not surprise me! Be disappointed if you weren’t xxx"
only when im with you xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can anyone offer a double shot of jack and a double rum and please about to scream lol
Jack stop flirting and sort this wummin out!
K"
Should i get her drinks order first. K? |
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"Can anyone offer a double shot of jack and a double rum and please about to scream lol
Jack stop flirting and sort this wummin out!
K
Should i get her drinks order first. K? "
You better ask her haha
K |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K"
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles "
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on. |
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on. "
Haha I'm sure she did
K |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on. "
I always do  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.
I always do "
I know |
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.
I always do "
I can actually hear you laughing in my head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.
I always do
I can actually hear you laughing in my head "
really loudly.... HAHAHAHA and really dirty xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.
I always do
I can actually hear you laughing in my head "
So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.
I always do
I can actually hear you laughing in my head
So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices. "
naw that just coz you're both flippin nuts |
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.
I always do
I can actually hear you laughing in my head
really loudly.... HAHAHAHA and really dirty xx "
Your laugh is dirtier than Sid James and Wee Babs put together! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.
I always do
I can actually hear you laughing in my head
really loudly.... HAHAHAHA and really dirty xx
Your laugh is dirtier than Sid James and Wee Babs put together! "
that's why you love me xx |
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.
I always do
I can actually hear you laughing in my head
So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices. "
That’s spooky!!! 
Maybe I am you and you are me. We could be the one person but with multiple personalities.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.
I always do
I can actually hear you laughing in my head
really loudly.... HAHAHAHA and really dirty xx
Your dirtier than Sid James and Wee Babs put together! "
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.
I always do
I can actually hear you laughing in my head
really loudly.... HAHAHAHA and really dirty xx
Your laugh is dirtier than Sid James and Wee Babs put together!
that's why you love me xx "
I love you for more than your laugh!xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.
I always do
I can actually hear you laughing in my head
So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices.
That’s spooky!!!
Maybe I am you and you are me. We could be the one person but with multiple personalities. "
Impossible. I'd never open the fsb bar of that were the case. I'd be too busy with the boobs. |
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.
I always do
I can actually hear you laughing in my head
So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices.
That’s spooky!!!
Maybe I am you and you are me. We could be the one person but with multiple personalities.
Impossible. I'd never open the fsb bar of that were the case. I'd be too busy with the boobs. "
Sorry, what was that? I was busy playing with my boobs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.
I always do
I can actually hear you laughing in my head
So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices.
That’s spooky!!!
Maybe I am you and you are me. We could be the one person but with multiple personalities.
Impossible. I'd never open the fsb bar of that were the case. I'd be too busy with the boobs.
Sorry, what was that? I was busy playing with my boobs! "
too far thats my job xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.
I always do
I can actually hear you laughing in my head
So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices.
That’s spooky!!!
Maybe I am you and you are me. We could be the one person but with multiple personalities.
Impossible. I'd never open the fsb bar of that were the case. I'd be too busy with the boobs.
Sorry, what was that? I was busy playing with my boobs! "
So was I.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.
I always do
I can actually hear you laughing in my head
So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices.
That’s spooky!!!
Maybe I am you and you are me. We could be the one person but with multiple personalities.
Impossible. I'd never open the fsb bar of that were the case. I'd be too busy with the boobs.
Sorry, what was that? I was busy playing with my boobs!
too far thats my job xx"
Ffs. OK.. I'll play with both your boobs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.
I always do
I can actually hear you laughing in my head
So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices.
That’s spooky!!!
Maybe I am you and you are me. We could be the one person but with multiple personalities.
Impossible. I'd never open the fsb bar of that were the case. I'd be too busy with the boobs.
Sorry, what was that? I was busy playing with my boobs!
too far thats my job xx
Ffs. OK.. I'll play with both your boobs. "
think together we would be too much to handle  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"drank that too fast. cam 8 have another one
It’s no yer first, is it ?
don't you start smarty.... . and where's ma hug
Mwah mwah. Not seen you in a while, you been laying low?
I've been laying all sorts xxx
Oh she has that alright! all I've seen is her arse running into that couples room
K
you told me that was the kitchen.... no wonder I couldn't find any nibbles
I don't know.. Im sure you found sonething to nibble on.
I always do
I can actually hear you laughing in my head
So can I.. Oir heads nust share the same voices.
That’s spooky!!!
Maybe I am you and you are me. We could be the one person but with multiple personalities.
Impossible. I'd never open the fsb bar of that were the case. I'd be too busy with the boobs.
Sorry, what was that? I was busy playing with my boobs!
too far thats my job xx
Ffs. OK.. I'll play with both your boobs.
think together we would be too much to handle "
Im always up fir the challenge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am so lost in this conversation lol
Jack!!! yhrow her out she's had too much.... she's hit the list stage
She just wants involved, let her play!"
always like you to want more people to play..... typical |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Am so lost in this conversation lol
Jack!!! yhrow her out she's had too much.... she's hit the list stage
She just wants involved, let her play!
always like you to want more people to play..... typical"
WOHOO.. More boobs for Jack  |
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"Am so lost in this conversation lol
Jack!!! yhrow her out she's had too much.... she's hit the list stage
She just wants involved, let her play!
always like you to want more people to play..... typical"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll take whatever will sort a chest infection out silver lining week off work not so silver lining trying not to pee myself everytime I cough lol "
I'll get the vicks out. |
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"I'll take whatever will sort a chest infection out silver lining week off work not so silver lining trying not to pee myself everytime I cough lol "
nothing cures that but more drink and you won't care |
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"I'll take whatever will sort a chest infection out silver lining week off work not so silver lining trying not to pee myself everytime I cough lol "
Bless not good have some whisky |
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By *ikkevCouple
over a year ago
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"I bet and the ribs will be sore as well
Help me set up the massage table. "
Oh now your talking lol
And tbh ribs arnt sore just a really bad cough and sore throat
So few drugs (prescribed lol) and some ps4 as cant sleep with coughing lol I'm so sad lol
Kirsty xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A glass of mulled wine would be welcome here
Aww maxy... Welcome to my humble establishment.
Thank you
You in a Christmasy mood already
Well if the wine doesn't warm yku up. Im sure you will find someon... Something in the bar that will.
Just a cold mood "
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"I bet and the ribs will be sore as well
Help me set up the massage table.
Oh now your talking lol
And tbh ribs arnt sore just a really bad cough and sore throat
So few drugs (prescribed lol) and some ps4 as cant sleep with coughing lol I'm so sad lol
Kirsty xx"
Hot lemon juice and honey.
Feel better soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Glass of Merlot and a ruby leffe please dude 
A pleasure.. Been a long day has it. "
It has been a long two days. Some alcohol should make it so that I no longer care |
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By *ikkevCouple
over a year ago
larkhall |
"I bet and the ribs will be sore as well
Help me set up the massage table.
Oh now your talking lol
And tbh ribs arnt sore just a really bad cough and sore throat
So few drugs (prescribed lol) and some ps4 as cant sleep with coughing lol I'm so sad lol
Kirsty xx
Hot lemon juice and honey.
Feel better soon "
Yeah that's what I took first week hasnt helped had to resort to the harder stuff lol I be fine back to being a pest of hell shortly lol
And thanks hunni
Kirsty xxx |
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