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By *awty Max OP   Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Me, I make chocolate disappear

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By *hickEdinMaleMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

The inability to strike a conversation on fab. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My chat is the best non medical sedative known to woman.

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I can kill around a billion living organisms with a flick of my wrist.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can smell bullshit a mile off

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By *esparate danMan  over a year ago

glasgow


"I can smell bullshit a mile off "

Check your nostrils

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can smell bullshit a mile off

Check your nostrils "

sniff sniff..yip working fine

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By *awty Max OP   Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I can smell bullshit a mile off "

That's a good one to have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can read my own mind...

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By *nferno sausageMan  over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I can read my own mind... "

You knew you were gonna say that.

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By *ongue FuckerMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

I can sleep through anything.

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By *ornyone30Man  over a year ago

ABERDEEN

I can tell the response to my messages before I even send them lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can read my own mind...

You knew you were gonna say that. "

I did too!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can read my own mind... "

As you're a woman you're the only one that can.

*runs and hides, maybe changes name to Jacqueline *

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can read my own mind...

As you're a woman you're the only one that can.

*runs and hides, maybe changes name to Jacqueline * "

I'd rather you ran to the bar and opened it Jacqueline lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Finding and receiving rejection lol

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Bullshit Man

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Finding bargains while shopping for Stephanie .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bullshit Man "

Apparently Oldie can smell you a mile off

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Bullshit Man

Apparently Oldie can smell you a mile off "

Apparently, there's so much bullshit in the world, especially in Parliament right now, there's a need for a Bullshit Man and a Bullshit Woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bullshit Man

Apparently Oldie can smell you a mile off

Apparently, there's so much bullshit in the world, especially in Parliament right now, there's a need for a Bullshit Man and a Bullshit Woman "

We need an Andrex Man (and woman)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can read my own mind...

As you're a woman you're the only one that can.

*runs and hides, maybe changes name to Jacqueline *

I'd rather you ran to the bar and opened it Jacqueline lol "

My goodness you're starting early.. I could drive to the bar and buy you a real one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can read my own mind...

As you're a woman you're the only one that can.

*runs and hides, maybe changes name to Jacqueline *

I'd rather you ran to the bar and opened it Jacqueline lol

My goodness you're starting early.. I could drive to the bar and buy you a real one "

It's been a long week, it feels like Friday - mines a double

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can read my own mind...

As you're a woman you're the only one that can.

*runs and hides, maybe changes name to Jacqueline *

I'd rather you ran to the bar and opened it Jacqueline lol

My goodness you're starting early.. I could drive to the bar and buy you a real one

It's been a long week, it feels like Friday - mines a double "

With a jack chaser.

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere over there

I can lip read people’s conversations from a (certain) distance; only really do this with friends, I hasten to add!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Bullshit Man

Apparently Oldie can smell you a mile off

Apparently, there's so much bullshit in the world, especially in Parliament right now, there's a need for a Bullshit Man and a Bullshit Woman

We need an Andrex Man (and woman) "

I just thought you got Andrex puppies as well wonder what an Andrex lady looks like ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can read my own mind...

As you're a woman you're the only one that can.

*runs and hides, maybe changes name to Jacqueline *

I'd rather you ran to the bar and opened it Jacqueline lol

My goodness you're starting early.. I could drive to the bar and buy you a real one

It's been a long week, it feels like Friday - mines a double

With a jack chaser. "

My favourite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bullshit Man

Apparently Oldie can smell you a mile off

Apparently, there's so much bullshit in the world, especially in Parliament right now, there's a need for a Bullshit Man and a Bullshit Woman

We need an Andrex Man (and woman)

I just thought you got Andrex puppies as well wonder what an Andrex lady looks like ? "

I think both look like the Mummy even though one might be a daddy...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On Fab?

Invisibility

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"On Fab?

Invisibility "

Who said that ( badum tsh )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can smell bullshit a mile off

Check your nostrils sniff sniff..yip working fine "

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By *awty Max OP   Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I can lip read people’s conversations from a (certain) distance; only really do this with friends, I hasten to add! "

Haha! Will do like the football players then next time I see you about

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By *awty Max OP   Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I can read my own mind... "

Bet you can at time read mine too

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere over there


"I can lip read people’s conversations from a (certain) distance; only really do this with friends, I hasten to add!

Haha! Will do like the football players then next time I see you about "

Ahh but then I’ll know you’re talking about me!

M

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

On the subject of smell, I can smell a married man when he messages me lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My superpower deal with asshole in the pub and not want to commit murder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can read my own mind...

Bet you can at time read mine too "

I know it’s a fair minded one, heaps of charm and a dash of ooo la lah too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can read my own mind...

As you're a woman you're the only one that can.

*runs and hides, maybe changes name to Jacqueline *

I'd rather you ran to the bar and opened it Jacqueline lol

My goodness you're starting early.. I could drive to the bar and buy you a real one

It's been a long week, it feels like Friday - mines a double

With a jack chaser.

My favourite "

Mine is when Jack catches

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My super power is to curvy cate , forget SPIDER-MAN ,BATMAN and SUPERMAN .....IM YOUR-MAN XX

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can read my own mind...

As you're a woman you're the only one that can.

*runs and hides, maybe changes name to Jacqueline *

I'd rather you ran to the bar and opened it Jacqueline lol

My goodness you're starting early.. I could drive to the bar and buy you a real one

It's been a long week, it feels like Friday - mines a double

With a jack chaser.

My favourite

Mine is when Jack catches "

Would that be a Catcher in the Rye

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By *uietbloke67Man  over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

To be always wrong..

No matter how right I am.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Killing forum chats. Seems to be mine.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan  over a year ago

Ardgay

The ability to read upsidedown papers on folk's desks.

Good for interviews and generally just being nosy!

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By *uietbloke67Man  over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My super power is to curvy cate , forget SPIDER-MAN ,BATMAN and SUPERMAN .....IM YOUR-MAN XX "

Um no, not the last time I checked, my man doesn't look like you x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok I will try superman outfit on see if that works

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok I will try superman outfit on see if that works "

Maybe be you'll be able to fly away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I’m on cloud 9 every time I look at you x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think I’m on cloud 9 every time I look at you x "

I think I'm very lucky that I've set my age filters correctly!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lol that’s age discrimination in my book , think there’s a law about that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol that’s age discrimination in my book , think there’s a law about that "

Not at all, we've all got age filters for a reason. I must apologize to Nawty Max for the hijack of her thread. It wasn't intentional, certainly not on my part. Moving swiftly on x

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"Lol that’s age discrimination in my book , think there’s a law about that "

maybe it's superoldman

people can set their filters as they wish. each to their own eh but what's a few days here or there....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A know I must have missed it by a day , anyway it’s all a bit of banter thought that’s what this was about , first chat and shot down in flames

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By *lancheifMan  over a year ago

Ayr

I can piss off plenty people in a forum with one sentence

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A know I must have missed it by a day , anyway it’s all a bit of banter thought that’s what this was about , first chat and shot down in flames "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol that’s age discrimination in my book , think there’s a law about that

Not at all, we've all got age filters for a reason. I must apologize to Nawty Max for the hijack of her thread. It wasn't intentional, certainly not on my part. Moving swiftly on x"

What was it about again? I got deliciously side tracked.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can sleep for Scotland. Emergency services at the fire next door? Earthquake?

Zzzzzzz

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By *awty Max OP   Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I can lip read people’s conversations from a (certain) distance; only really do this with friends, I hasten to add!

Haha! Will do like the football players then next time I see you about

Ahh but then I’ll know you’re talking about me!

M"

Haha! No, you will assume I am

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By *awty Max OP   Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I can read my own mind...

Bet you can at time read mine too

I know it’s a fair minded one, heaps of charm and a dash of ooo la lah too "

Only on a good day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol that’s age discrimination in my book , think there’s a law about that

Not at all, we've all got age filters for a reason. I must apologize to Nawty Max for the hijack of her thread. It wasn't intentional, certainly not on my part. Moving swiftly on x

What was it about again? I got deliciously side tracked. "

Oh naughty, care to share? x

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By *awty Max OP   Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My superpower deal with asshole in the pub and not want to commit murder"

Being a Norse god am sure there are more

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By *awty Max OP   Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Lol that’s age discrimination in my book , think there’s a law about that

Not at all, we've all got age filters for a reason. I must apologize to Nawty Max for the hijack of her thread. It wasn't intentional, certainly not on my part. Moving swiftly on x"

Not a problem at all. Am not precious about how my threads go

Hijack away

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By *awty Max OP   Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I can piss off plenty people in a forum with one sentence "

I won't contradict you on this one

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple  over a year ago

Somewhere over there


"I can lip read people’s conversations from a (certain) distance; only really do this with friends, I hasten to add!

Haha! Will do like the football players then next time I see you about

Ahh but then I’ll know you’re talking about me!

M

Haha! No, you will assume I am "

That’s fine; I’ll use sign language

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By *awty Max OP   Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I can lip read people’s conversations from a (certain) distance; only really do this with friends, I hasten to add!

Haha! Will do like the football players then next time I see you about

Ahh but then I’ll know you’re talking about me!

M

Haha! No, you will assume I am

That’s fine; I’ll use sign language "

Hehe! That's a language I don't have

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By *lancheifMan  over a year ago

Ayr


"I can piss off plenty people in a forum with one sentence

I won't contradict you on this one "

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