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By *ljamMan
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I’m working from home today, and to be honest I’m a bit bored.
Should I:
A: Hoover
B: Go pull the heid aff it
Seriously.... which option ?"
As if you've been doing anything other than B all morning... come off it, you're probably only posting on the forum because you've started chafing!
Box sets and wanking are what working from home was invented for. |
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"I’m working from home today, and to be honest I’m a bit bored.
Should I:
A: Hoover
B: Go pull the heid aff it
Seriously.... which option ?
As if you've been doing anything other than B all morning... come off it, you're probably only posting on the forum because you've started chafing!
Box sets and wanking are what working from home was invented for. "
I’ve been rumbled  |
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"Use the hoover to do B
Agree but check the wattage first. Don’t want an A and E visit.  "
I didn’t find the Doctor that sympathetic last time...... could of been worse.... I could have been the girl who “accidentally” sat on her mobile.... the consultant keep ringing it.... wasn’t sure if she was embarrassed or turned on ? |
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"Use the hoover to do B
Agree but check the wattage first. Don’t want an A and E visit.
You speaking from experience? 
God no. I’d use the right tools designed for the job at hand.  "
 guessing Fleshlight then?   |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Use the hoover to do B
Agree but check the wattage first. Don’t want an A and E visit.
You speaking from experience?
God no. I’d use the right tools designed for the job at hand.
guessing Fleshlight then? "
The clue was in my previous reply |
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