"Lady garden  "
My nieces call it a flower, but think that might cause some confusion at some point.
Don't think the male counterpart has a particularly nice name either.... What would we rename the penis / willy / cock as? x |
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"Lady garden
My nieces call it a flower, but think that might cause some confusion at some point.
Don't think the male counterpart has a particularly nice name either.... What would we rename the penis / willy / cock as? x"
Rhythm stick... (You may sing the song if you like. ) |
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"Hate the word pussy. Very childish
It's not the best but what else is there?!
Honey pot"
* should i change my name to, "winnie the pooh" or would it attract the wrong kind of attention? * |
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"Fanny is a horrible word
C*nt is a no go.
Flower etc is very childish.
That leaves pussy 
yoni
Madge!!
Homers wife? "
Not homer's wife Kind of sounds like vag, so thought it might work. Maybe not....
If anyone calls mine vag I'd have to slap you btw  |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"Legs over both to be fair so true  "
Was about to lay in to you lot for that but in fairness, it’s usually the parts that surround the breasts and “lady garden” that are as much of a turn on.
Legs included. Northern parts anyway. |
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Once met a wife from Perth who called it her 'Nooney.' I was horny as fuck so tried very hard not to laugh.
But I agree the Pussy sounds false and overly American porn film, somehow. Cunt is too brutal and Fanny seems lame. |
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over a year ago
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"Good work to all the guys saying that they prefer eyes and a smile. Sure the inboxes are filling up now "
You're joking aren't you? We're all tripping over each other to get to Fugy the gashman! |
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"Minge has to be the worst!!!! 
Worse than clunge?
Front bottom or lady garden or moist honeypot "
Front bottom ? Oh my that makes me laugh ..was going to say cracks me up but probably not the right phrase to use on this thread lol |
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By *anny77Man
over a year ago
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"Good work to all the guys saying that they prefer eyes and a smile. Sure the inboxes are filling up now
You're joking aren't you? We're all tripping over each other to get to Fugy the gashman! "
Too many choices |
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
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"Good work to all the guys saying that they prefer eyes and a smile. Sure the inboxes are filling up now
You're joking aren't you? We're all tripping over each other to get to Fugy the gashman! "
Am right here!!
I like you!!
Have we met?
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"Good work to all the guys saying that they prefer eyes and a smile. Sure the inboxes are filling up now
You're joking aren't you? We're all tripping over each other to get to Fugy the gashman!
Am right here!!
I like you!!
Have we met?
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Only in my dreams... |
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"Vagina = meat wallet
Penis = clam hammer
Bum hole = shame cave
Classy .  "
I'm sure poor shareen would find it classy that you used her name to describe a ladies sexual organ . Wee bit pot and kettle |
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
dundee |
"Good work to all the guys saying that they prefer eyes and a smile. Sure the inboxes are filling up now
You're joking aren't you? We're all tripping over each other to get to Fugy the gashman!
Am right here!!
I like you!!
Have we met?
Only in my dreams... "
Ah. Thatll be the Fugy Effect
Rest easy cos itll wear aff soon |
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"Vagina = meat wallet
Penis = clam hammer
Bum hole = shame cave
Classy .
I'm sure poor shareen would find it classy that you used her name to describe a ladies sexual organ . Wee bit pot and kettle "
Maybe she thinks it's hilarious |
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"Vagina = meat wallet
Penis = clam hammer
Bum hole = shame cave
Classy .
I'm sure poor shareen would find it classy that you used her name to describe a ladies sexual organ . Wee bit pot and kettle
Maybe she thinks it's hilarious "
Ask her then |
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Nobody has mentioned the following as yet so i thought i may as well..
Lusty love truncheon
Wizards sleeve
Fandango
Pund of mince
And of course...dropped kebab
That should offend a few but hey you cant please everyone.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vagina = meat wallet
Hahaha. Brilliant
Am gonna use that yin
I'm a lady.....I have a purse.....a spam purse to be precise.
A dip purses. Specially spam wans"
Luckily mine has a zip and a buckle! Good luck dippin |
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It depends on our mood, pussy, cock if we horned up and in that type of mood.
Nanja, vajayjay, willy, winky if we in a humorous mood.
Privates part, vagina and penis if we chatting to kids about birds and bees.
Fanny and dick I use to freely when someone has annoyed me so I wouldn't refer our private parts as something stupid.
So depends on our moods lol |
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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago
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"Vagina = meat wallet
Hahaha. Brilliant
Am gonna use that yin
I'm a lady.....I have a purse.....a spam purse to be precise.
A dip purses. Specially spam wans
Luckily mine has a zip and a buckle! Good luck dippin "
Ma one liner to describe me has always been
A finger o fugy is just enough
Noo
Its gonna be
Fugy.....Hes finger dippin guid!
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