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over a year ago
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So I'm missing CJs tonight (yey for being loaded with the cold)
So to cheer me and anyone else up who's having a rubbish time tonight drop a joke or bad chat up line
I will start
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes printed on the sides of their ships?
So when they come into dock they can
Scandinavian!.... |
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"Lol did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction  "
What did the grape say when the iguana stepped on it?
Nothing it just let out a little wine |
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"Lol did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction
What did the grape say when the iguana stepped on it?
Nothing it just let out a little wine "
I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high... she looked surprised  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lol did you hear about the chameleon that couldn’t change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction
What did the grape say when the iguana stepped on it?
Nothing it just let out a little wine
I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high... she looked surprised "
Ok that one gave me a chuckle.
How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it!!
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A practical joke to try
If you don’t have kids hire a baby sitter anyway. Tell them the kids are sleeping and not to go in there room
When you return from the pub go upstairs and shout down where the hell are the kids |
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What do you call...
A man with a spade on his head?
Doug.
Without a spade?
Douglas.
A deer with no eyes?
No idea.
A deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
A pig with 3 eyes?
A piiig.
A fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
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