What is the strangest message or request folk have had?
Got a message from a couple saying the male would be dress as a women tided to chair, I could come in do what I wanted to him as I wanted, while she sat in the corner and watched. |
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over a year ago
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Well off the top my head I had a chap who asked to see my private and friends only photos, I declined and his defence was well atleast I asked and didn’t just send you a request 
His message was ‘I want too see private pics of you’ |
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My strangest was from a couple down south whose profile i had never seen before. It was in response to a thread id started, "kiss, fuck, smear in chocolate and lick it off"... Tge message was one word. "PASS"  |
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"My strangest was from a couple down south whose profile i had never seen before. It was in response to a thread id started, "kiss, fuck, smear in chocolate and lick it off"... Tge message was one word. "PASS" "
Oh yeah I had that, I passed on a couple in he thread and they felt the too private message me telling me why they pass on me  |
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over a year ago
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""Can I swallow your Piss and cum? X"
Followed two days later by..
"Can I swallow your piss and rim u? X"
God loves a trier. Thought the kisses were a nice touch, though. "
Because he'd love to kiss you after drinking your piss and rimming you   |
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"My strangest was from a couple down south whose profile i had never seen before. It was in response to a thread id started, "kiss, fuck, smear in chocolate and lick it off"... Tge message was one word. "PASS"
Oh yeah I had that, I passed on a couple in he thread and they felt the too private message me telling me why they pass on me "
Least it wasn't why they'd piss on you. |
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""Can I swallow your Piss and cum? X"
Followed two days later by..
"Can I swallow your piss and rim u? X"
God loves a trier. Thought the kisses were a nice touch, though.
Because he'd love to kiss you after drinking your piss and rimming you "
Are you assuming this person's gender? .
I'd pass on the piss kiss. |
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over a year ago
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"Guy messaged me last week saying he was a black pudding specialist.
Still don’t know what it means but I’m sure it’s filthy. Or he works in a chippy. "
Was he from stornoway |
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"My strangest was from a couple down south whose profile i had never seen before. It was in response to a thread id started, "kiss, fuck, smear in chocolate and lick it off"... Tge message was one word. "PASS" "
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"Guy messaged me last week saying he was a black pudding specialist.
Still don’t know what it means but I’m sure it’s filthy. Or he works in a chippy.
Was he from stornoway"
No but that is not as silly a suggestion as it first sounds - remember meeting a guy at CJs who was and was in the black pudding business... (or maybe he was taking the piss?)
Since checked urban dictionary - The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.
ffs |
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"Guy messaged me last week saying he was a black pudding specialist.
Still don’t know what it means but I’m sure it’s filthy. Or he works in a chippy.
Was he from stornoway
No but that is not as silly a suggestion as it first sounds - remember meeting a guy at CJs who was and was in the black pudding business... (or maybe he was taking the piss?)
Since checked urban dictionary - The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.
ffs"
Jaysus... there's some odd threads about on the forums this week... |
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"Guy messaged me last week saying he was a black pudding specialist.
Still don’t know what it means but I’m sure it’s filthy. Or he works in a chippy.
Was he from stornoway
No but that is not as silly a suggestion as it first sounds - remember meeting a guy at CJs who was and was in the black pudding business... (or maybe he was taking the piss?)
Since checked urban dictionary - The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.
ffs
Jaysus... there's some odd threads about on the forums this week... "
Full moon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guy messaged me last week saying he was a black pudding specialist.
Still don’t know what it means but I’m sure it’s filthy. Or he works in a chippy.
Was he from stornoway
No but that is not as silly a suggestion as it first sounds - remember meeting a guy at CJs who was and was in the black pudding business... (or maybe he was taking the piss?)
Since checked urban dictionary - The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.
ffs
Jaysus... there's some odd threads about on the forums this week...
Full moon "
New Moon actually... god help us when it's full in two weeks lol  |
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"My strangest was from a couple down south whose profile i had never seen before. It was in response to a thread id started, "kiss, fuck, smear in chocolate and lick it off"... Tge message was one word. "PASS"
Oh yeah I had that, I passed on a couple in he thread and they felt the too private message me telling me why they pass on me "
Think we both got that the same day |
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One guy suggested meeting up & said he’d be prepared & bring 2 paper bags.
He then went on to explain one was to cover his face as he was no oil painting & the other was to cover mine in case his fell off....! |
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"One guy suggested meeting up & said he’d be prepared & bring 2 paper bags.
He then went on to explain one was to cover his face as he was no oil painting & the other was to cover mine in case his fell off....! "
Haha hilarious  |
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"One I got once from a guy was if I'd like to watch him deep throat a cucumber so deep he'd vomit over it and then shove it up his arse.
I declined "
Certain people may assume this was me. I would like to confirm that it was not. Thank you.  |
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"One I got once from a guy was if I'd like to watch him deep throat a cucumber so deep he'd vomit over it and then shove it up his arse.
I declined "
You win, everyone to their own but that genuinely freaks me out, pee , poo, sick etc |
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"One guy suggested meeting up & said he’d be prepared & bring 2 paper bags.
He then went on to explain one was to cover his face as he was no oil painting & the other was to cover mine in case his fell off....! "
Sorry about that message I was having a bad day... hahaha |
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"One I got once from a guy was if I'd like to watch him deep throat a cucumber so deep he'd vomit over it and then shove it up his arse.
I declined
Certain people may assume this was me. I would like to confirm that it was not. Thank you. "
Confirmed, definitely wasn't you  |
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