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By *uirkygirl OP Couple over a year ago

Quirkyville

Does anyone else fancy a trip to the zoo to teach the pandas a thing or 2 about shagging??

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By *eenonfun2Couple over a year ago

Glasgow

Hahaha have they still not performed?

Maybe they should both shave as being smooth much more appealing than furry. x

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By *illow PimpMan over a year ago

Midlothian

"Does anyone else fancy a trip to the zoo to teach the pandas a thing or 2 about shagging??"

Bugger the panda's i can eat shoots and leave as well

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

naw poor wee souls nae mair nooky for a year

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By *illow PimpMan over a year ago

Midlothian

"naw poor wee souls nae mair nooky for a year

I feel their pain _eather

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By *ath-N-DelCouple over a year ago

Glasgow area

Those pandas getting more than most on here lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They should be extinct as I see it but then I never liked a bear

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By *ewels74Woman over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

i find it might be helpful if the poor things dont have a running commentary on tv or on the news when they are probably wanting to get down to it and they are being watched lol....talk about a damp squid for them lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I read on the news this morning that the male panda isn't really interested in having sex unless there's loads of other male competition.

He should try going to the After 8 club on a Saturday night.

We'll have McPandas by Xmas.

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

no we wont as i said earlier nae mair nooky for a year she only can conceive once a year [lucky woman]so they will need to wait for a year.should all of this about other pandas not have been thought out before we brought the 2 poor wee souls here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe they just like to get to know the other half before shagging

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

aye well theyve got another year of that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe they need a TV in their dens so they can watch re-runs of Wildlife on One.

Panda Porn.

So they can see what they should be doing.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

stick a pair of ugg boots and a pair of pyjama's on them drop them off in george square and they will get pumped aww night lol lol

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman over a year ago

Aberdeen

Lol, bless them i think they are just shy to preform when being watched by the public and being filmed on cam.

Apperently they showed porn to them but it clearly was'nt to there taste as they just walked off and ate bamboo!

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

oi 44 i object to that. George squarw to public

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

they turned the cam off poor wee souls it was theyre first time to gether so matbe better luck next year.What a feckin long time to wait for yer nooky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Appreciate anyone on here giving us a heads up what 2 days of the year they feel horny

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