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I've got bad news for you about the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy too, sorry to say.
Pretty young age to become disillusioned about Santa Clause, but then kids are basically being forced to grow up quicker nowadays.
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"I smell shite!
Pretty sure he's actually on here with Mrs Claus. "
Mrs Claus messaged ne from a secret singles profile. I declined to meet. Ffs. Does she think he doesn't know.  |
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"The really important thing is... who's been naughty and who's been nice... HE is checking... TWICE 
A bit like me with fab profiles. "
Always wise you might even find a wee cracker (see what I did there)  |
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"The really important thing is... who's been naughty and who's been nice... HE is checking... TWICE
A bit like me with fab profiles.
Always wise you might even find a wee cracker (see what I did there) "
I did. Very good If people look twice at mine they find the Christmas pudding. |
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"Totally gutted, just found out from one of my twin grandsons who is 4 today that Santa isn't real, can someone confirm or deny this for me?
I’ve certainly sat on his knee so he must be real "
Was yoir present a snooker cue or was he just happy to sse you.  |
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"The really important thing is... who's been naughty and who's been nice... HE is checking... TWICE
A bit like me with fab profiles.
Always wise you might even find a wee cracker (see what I did there)
I did. Very good If people look twice at mine they find the Christmas pudding. "
Private gallery?? |
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"Totally gutted, just found out from one of my twin grandsons who is 4 today that Santa isn't real, can someone confirm or deny this for me?
I’ve certainly sat on his knee so he must be real "
That was the old guy at Number 26. |
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"Totally gutted, just found out from one of my twin grandsons who is 4 today that Santa isn't real, can someone confirm or deny this for me?
I’ve certainly sat on his knee so he must be real
That was the old guy at Number 26. "
But he had a white beard  |
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"Totally gutted, just found out from one of my twin grandsons who is 4 today that Santa isn't real, can someone confirm or deny this for me?
I’ve certainly sat on his knee so he must be real
That was the old guy at Number 26.
But he had a white beard "
Did you get a selection box... |
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"Totally gutted, just found out from one of my twin grandsons who is 4 today that Santa isn't real, can someone confirm or deny this for me?
I’ve certainly sat on his knee so he must be real
That was the old guy at Number 26.
But he had a white beard
Did you get a selection box... "
Kit kat only had two fingers. Though. |
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Santa is that real, that for years in our house he had a few to many wines each year and actually ate the carrots and and mince pie left out for him, making himself almost sick each year.....before finally figuring out he could actually just put them back or into the bin!!   |
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"I smell shite!
Pretty sure he's actually on here with Mrs Claus.
It's a fake profile mate "
Doubt it! I sent my Santa list to them on here last year. Got everything I asked for after I inserted a Claus or two. |
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"Totally gutted, just found out from one of my twin grandsons who is 4 today that Santa isn't real, can someone confirm or deny this for me?
I’ve certainly sat on his knee so he must be real
That was the old guy at Number 26.
But he had a white beard
Did you get a selection box...
Kit kat only had two fingers. Though. "
I prefer a curly wurly |
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"I smell shite!
Pretty sure he's actually on here with Mrs Claus.
It's a fake profile mate
Doubt it! I sent my Santa list to them on here last year. Got everything I asked for after I inserted a Claus or two. "
You must be Santas wee helper.
Elf with a Skelf. |
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"I smell shite!
Pretty sure he's actually on here with Mrs Claus.
It's a fake profile mate
Doubt it! I sent my Santa list to them on here last year. Got everything I asked for after I inserted a Claus or two.
You must be Santas wee helper.
Elf with a Skelf. "
U insinuating I bobbed his sleigh? |
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"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.
Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh
But will you jungle your bells?"
No.. I was hoping you would |
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"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.
Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh
But will you jungle your bells?
No.. I was hoping you would "
Get back on the job and empty those sacks.  |
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"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.
Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh
But will you jungle your bells?
No.. I was hoping you would
Get back on the job and empty those sacks.
Believe me that would be the result of bluebell jingling ny bells. "
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"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.
Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh
But will you jungle your bells?
No.. I was hoping you would
Get back on the job and empty those sacks.
Believe me tgst wkuld be tge result of bluebell jingling ny bells. "
Difficult to endure when you only come once a year, I guess. |
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"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.
Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh
But will you jungle your bells?
No.. I was hoping you would
Get back on the job and empty those sacks.
Believe me tgst wkuld be tge result of bluebell jingling ny bells.
Difficult to endure when you only come once a year, I guess. "
Put your money on a white Christmas this year...
Just saying. |
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"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.
Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh
But will you jungle your bells?"
Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way .. |
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"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.
Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh
But will you jungle your bells?
Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way .. "
Someone say Jungle? |
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"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.
Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh
But will you jungle your bells?
Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way .. "
It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's. |
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"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.
Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh
But will you jungle your bells?
Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..
It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's. "
A tartan loincloth!!! Nooo yer talking |
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"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.
Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh
But will you jungle your bells?
Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..
It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's.
A tartan loincloth!!! Nooo yer talking "
Oops. Well plaid! *claps* |
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"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee 
That was my knee
(Shhh it wasn't his knee either )
It was pleased to see you though "
the barman. That's your dept! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.
Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh
But will you jungle your bells?
Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..
It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's.
A tartan loincloth!!! Nooo yer talking
Oops. Well plaid! *claps*"
Hahahahahah
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"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee
That was my knee
(Shhh it wasn't his knee either )
It was pleased to see you though the barman. That's your dept! "
I have a dept??? |
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"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee
That was my knee
It was hard! Your knee!
That was the gear stick. wouldn't bloody surprise me w "
Not surprise. Disappointed you perhaps. |
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"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee
That was my knee
(Shhh it wasn't his knee either )
It was pleased to see you though the barman. That's your dept!
I have a dept??? ye have, well the lingerie dept for a start  "
Whoohooo - I'll give you discount |
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"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.
Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh
But will you jungle your bells?
Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..
It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's. "
Altogether now
A-weema-weh, A-weema-weh.... |
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"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.
Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh
But will you jungle your bells?
Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..
It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's.
Altogether now
A-weema-weh, A-weema-weh.... "
hahahahaha no sleeping though |
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"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.
Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh
But will you jungle your bells?
Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..
It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's.
Altogether now
A-weema-weh, A-weema-weh.... "
Haw! This is a serious thread! You canny just come a long and start singing any old nonsense! |
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"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.
Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh
But will you jungle your bells?
Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..
It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's.
Altogether now
A-weema-weh, A-weema-weh....
Haw! This is a serious thread! You canny just come a long and start singing any old nonsense! "
Gosh yer lovely when yer masterful |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.
Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh
But will you jungle your bells?
Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..
It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's.
Altogether now
A-weema-weh, A-weema-weh....
Haw! This is a serious thread! You canny just come a long and start singing any old nonsense!
Gosh yer lovely when yer masterful "
Definitely is! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"He's definitely real, I've sat on his knee
That was my knee
(Shhh it wasn't his knee either )
It was pleased to see you though the barman. That's your dept!
I have a dept??? ye have, well the lingerie dept for a start
Whoohooo - I'll give you discount what's up with ma drawers?!
You have drawers? well not now... Since you blagged them
Yeah that's ma name blagger lololol
My name is vance.. We should team up. "
Oooer teams... I play durty though |
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"Its a lie. He is coming to my works Xmas party.
Am i.. That's good to know. IF you ask nicely i might give you a lift home on my sleigh
But will you jungle your bells?
Jungle Bells ...Jungle Bells ..Jungle all the way ..
It's Tartan and Jane's thread, so rather apt. Just hope they mind their lioncloth's.
A tartan loincloth!!! Nooo yer talking "
I am getting one made lol |
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"A-weema-weh, a-weena-weh, the quiet jungle....
I now can't get that song out my head!!! Omg! "
*sings*
In the jungle with George and bungle, zippy's having fun. Geoffrey's having fun. Freddie's, swimming with naked women and jane has seen his bum. |
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