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By *TBS OP Man
over a year ago
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I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.
What did I hear you ask?
" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Interesting that her tit job was likened to an unattractive guy
But not really funny
'In your opinion'
Seems not only mine 
Must just be the misogynist in me. "
Well at least you're aware of it...it's a step in the right direction |
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By *TBS OP Man
over a year ago
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"Interesting that her tit job was likened to an unattractive guy
But not really funny
'In your opinion'
Seems not only mine
Must just be the misogynist in me.
Well at least you're aware of it...it's a step in the right direction "
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"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.
What did I hear you ask?
" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes"."
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"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.
What did I hear you ask?
" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes". "
Trust you tae |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.
What did I hear you ask?
" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".
Trust you tae "
ye know why though dontcha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of my favourite quotes from Absolutely Fabulous .
"She was so anally retentive she couldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture."
It's amazing how often it can be used! |
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By *TBS OP Man
over a year ago
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"One of my favourite quotes from Absolutely Fabulous .
"She was so anally retentive she couldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture."
It's amazing how often it can be used!"
That...I like!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.
What did I hear you ask?
" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".
Trust you tae ye know why though dontcha "
Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed |
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over a year ago
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"Believe it or not on today's auction thingy on tv...having an ecklfecken tart
Yes I know it's not how you spell it but you know where i mean lol."
I say ecklefeckin all the ecklefeckin time |
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"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.
What did I hear you ask?
" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".
Trust you tae ye know why though dontcha
Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed "
I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.
What did I hear you ask?
" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".
Trust you tae ye know why though dontcha
Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol "
Do we need to define what “assessed” means  |
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"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.
What did I hear you ask?
" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".
Trust you tae ye know why though dontcha
Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol
Do we need to define what “assessed” means "
 think that will be worked out for you |
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"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.
What did I hear you ask?
" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".
Trust you tae ye know why though dontcha
Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol
Do we need to define what “assessed” means think that will be worked out for you "
Am bringing a full set of melon spoons |
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"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.
What did I hear you ask?
" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".
Trust you tae ye know why though dontcha
Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol
Do we need to define what “assessed” means think that will be worked out for you
Am bringing a full set of melon spoons "
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"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.
What did I hear you ask?
" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".
Trust you tae ye know why though dontcha
Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol
Do we need to define what “assessed” means think that will be worked out for you
Am bringing a full set of melon spoons "
Just sayin’ ... gingerninja look (no emoji for that so use yer imagination... it’s not pretty )  |
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"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.
What did I hear you ask?
" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".
Trust you tae ye know why though dontcha
Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol
Do we need to define what “assessed” means think that will be worked out for you
Am bringing a full set of melon spoons
Just sayin’ ... gingerninja look (no emoji for that so use yer imagination... it’s not pretty ) "
Also it’s not for YOU lololol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of my favourite quotes from Absolutely Fabulous .
"She was so anally retentive she couldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture."
It's amazing how often it can be used!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.
What did I hear you ask?
" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".
Trust you tae ye know why though dontcha
Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol
Do we need to define what “assessed” means think that will be worked out for you
Am bringing a full set of melon spoons
Just sayin’ ... gingerninja look (no emoji for that so use yer imagination... it’s not pretty )
Also it’s not for YOU lololol "
Whits a melon spoon and why would anyone need one never mind a set?
I don't know if I want to know the answer! |
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"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.
What did I hear you ask?
" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".
Trust you tae ye know why though dontcha
Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol
Do we need to define what “assessed” means think that will be worked out for you
Am bringing a full set of melon spoons
Just sayin’ ... gingerninja look (no emoji for that so use yer imagination... it’s not pretty )
Also it’s not for YOU lololol
Whits a melon spoon and why would anyone need one never mind a set?
I don't know if I want to know the answer!"
You really don’t want to know... well not unless you have a melon... in which case it’s very useful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.
What did I hear you ask?
" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".
Trust you tae ye know why though dontcha
Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol
Do we need to define what “assessed” means think that will be worked out for you
Am bringing a full set of melon spoons
Just sayin’ ... gingerninja look (no emoji for that so use yer imagination... it’s not pretty )
Also it’s not for YOU lololol
Whits a melon spoon and why would anyone need one never mind a set?
I don't know if I want to know the answer!
You really don’t want to know... well not unless you have a melon... in which case it’s very useful "
I've got a melon baller  |
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"I heard somebody say something today that had me in stitches, so that has prompted me to ask what is the best thing you have heard recently.
What did I hear you ask?
" He tit job was so bad her nipples were like Marty Feldman's eyes".
Trust you tae ye know why though dontcha
Am no sure if ma nipples are like Marty Feldman’s eyes or the other way roon... maybe I need assessed I can put a word in on our next wee trip.... If ye like lol
Do we need to define what “assessed” means think that will be worked out for you
Am bringing a full set of melon spoons
Just sayin’ ... gingerninja look (no emoji for that so use yer imagination... it’s not pretty )
Also it’s not for YOU lololol
Whits a melon spoon and why would anyone need one never mind a set?
I don't know if I want to know the answer!
You really don’t want to know... well not unless you have a melon... in which case it’s very useful
I've got a melon baller "
NOTED (winks) |
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