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You know the story, or us it just me.
You're perving on Fab and find a profile worthy of your lust. Her profile reveals you could be a match. You click through the photos, and think "Yeah - those redirect my blood-flow to brain one."
One last check to make. She has verifications. They all state how wonderful she is in the sack, and that she ain't a raging psychopath. This is going really well! She may be worthy! Let's see who's verified her..
Click..
Fuck me!
I've seen horses less endowed!
I can't live up to that!
I'll leave her to her stable mates.
Or is that just me?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What is it with men and size...
Size isn't everything you know...
If you can get into the mind of an individual, relax them, make them feel at ease, let them melt into your arms you are half way there to creating a magically experience for both of you.
If you jump before you've even given yourself a chance, well, your not worth the effort.
Mistress Amelia
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"What is it with men and size...
Size isn't everything you know...
If you can get into the mind of an individual, relax them, make them feel at ease, let them melt into your arms you are half way there to creating a magically experience for both of you.
If you jump before you've even given yourself a chance, well, your not worth the effort.
Mistress Amelia
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I realise this, and I try not to be like this. It's the porn industry what's to blame. Bams! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it with men and size...
Size isn't everything you know...
If you can get into the mind of an individual, relax them, make them feel at ease, let them melt into your arms you are half way there to creating a magically experience for both of you.
If you jump before you've even given yourself a chance, well, your not worth the effort.
Mistress Amelia
I realise this, and I try not to be like this. It's the porn industry what's to blame. Bams! "
If your attitudes surrounding sex are still being influenced by the porn industry at your age, you should be worried |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is it with men and size...
Size isn't everything you know...
If you can get into the mind of an individual, relax them, make them feel at ease, let them melt into your arms you are half way there to creating a magically experience for both of you.
If you jump before you've even given yourself a chance, well, your not worth the effort.
Mistress Amelia
I realise this, and I try not to be like this. It's the porn industry what's to blame. Bams! "
Porn is a sexual soap opera!!
Live life, don't watch it... |
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"What is it with men and size...
Size isn't everything you know...
If you can get into the mind of an individual, relax them, make them feel at ease, let them melt into your arms you are half way there to creating a magically experience for both of you.
If you jump before you've even given yourself a chance, well, your not worth the effort.
Mistress Amelia
I realise this, and I try not to be like this. It's the porn industry what's to blame. Bams!
If your attitudes surrounding sex are still being influenced by the porn industry at your age, you should be worried "
I am worried! I always liked stepmom porn, but now the stepmom's are getting younger than I am! What's a man to do! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is it with men and size...
Size isn't everything you know...
If you can get into the mind of an individual, relax them, make them feel at ease, let them melt into your arms you are half way there to creating a magically experience for both of you.
If you jump before you've even given yourself a chance, well, your not worth the effort.
Mistress Amelia
I realise this, and I try not to be like this. It's the porn industry what's to blame. Bams!
If your attitudes surrounding sex are still being influenced by the porn industry at your age, you should be worried
I am worried! I always liked stepmom porn, but now the stepmom's are getting younger than I am! What's a man to do!"
Get yourself some tissues for your issues  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't think it's just men who get affected by such things.
Men who have met women I see as slimmer,more attractive, more interesting than me are quickly ruled out .
The question of how I can follow someone like her frequently enters my mind |
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"What is it with men and size...
Size isn't everything you know...
If you can get into the mind of an individual, relax them, make them feel at ease, let them melt into your arms you are half way there to creating a magically experience for both of you.
If you jump before you've even given yourself a chance, well, your not worth the effort.
Mistress Amelia
I realise this, and I try not to be like this. It's the porn industry what's to blame. Bams!
If your attitudes surrounding sex are still being influenced by the porn industry at your age, you should be worried
I am worried! I always liked stepmom porn, but now the stepmom's are getting younger than I am! What's a man to do!
Get yourself some tissues for your issues "
I go through rather a lot, already. It's the porn's fault. Bams! |
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"Don't think it's just men who get affected by such things.
Men who have met women I see as slimmer,more attractive, more interesting than me are quickly ruled out .
The question of how I can follow someone like her frequently enters my mind "
Er.. Magnificent funbags is the answer! And at least you can make positive comparisons to your 3 sisters! It's human nature to compare ourselves to others. I guess we just have to accept our insecurities. If the glass shoe fits! |
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By *TBSMan
over a year ago
close enough |
If you chat to her,go on a social,get to the bedroom eventually, kiss her with passion make her feel wanted and beautiful but most of all stand there naked with confidence and no self depreciation you will understand that it is the minority not the majority that truly care about size.
Jesus. Not like me to write a nice sensible reply!
M. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't think it's just men who get affected by such things.
Men who have met women I see as slimmer,more attractive, more interesting than me are quickly ruled out .
The question of how I can follow someone like her frequently enters my mind
Er.. Magnificent funbags is the answer! And at least you can make positive comparisons to your 3 sisters! It's human nature to compare ourselves to others. I guess we just have to accept our insecurities. If the glass shoe fits!"
You got some mighty NJE going on there |
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"Don't think it's just men who get affected by such things.
Men who have met women I see as slimmer,more attractive, more interesting than me are quickly ruled out .
The question of how I can follow someone like her frequently enters my mind
Er.. Magnificent funbags is the answer! And at least you can make positive comparisons to your 3 sisters! It's human nature to compare ourselves to others. I guess we just have to accept our insecurities. If the glass shoe fits!
You got some mighty NJE going on there "
NJE? Nondescript jargon elevation? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know the story, or us it just me.
You're perving on Fab and find a profile worthy of your lust. Her profile reveals you could be a match. You click through the photos, and think "Yeah - those redirect my blood-flow to brain one."
One last check to make. She has verifications. They all state how wonderful she is in the sack, and that she ain't a raging psychopath. This is going really well! She may be worthy! Let's see who's verified her..
Click..
Fuck me!
I've seen horses less endowed!
I can't live up to that!
I'll leave her to her stable mates.
Or is that just me?
"
No idea about the schlong size but you shouldn't intimidated. You have a nice wee bod. Go for it  |
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"You know the story, or us it just me.
You're perving on Fab and find a profile worthy of your lust. Her profile reveals you could be a match. You click through the photos, and think "Yeah - those redirect my blood-flow to brain one."
One last check to make. She has verifications. They all state how wonderful she is in the sack, and that she ain't a raging psychopath. This is going really well! She may be worthy! Let's see who's verified her..
Click..
Fuck me!
I've seen horses less endowed!
I can't live up to that!
I'll leave her to her stable mates.
Or is that just me?
No idea about the schlong size but you shouldn't intimidated. You have a nice wee bod. Go for it "
Ooh a compliment! Thank you! I grew it all myself! Not falling for the surreptitious request for a picture of ones schlong, though. Am no daft! |
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"Don't think it's just men who get affected by such things.
Men who have met women I see as slimmer,more attractive, more interesting than me are quickly ruled out .
The question of how I can follow someone like her frequently enters my mind "
This is so very true... Often put off messaging folk back for these exact reasons.
And if i see someone as too well endowed. I want to keep myself intact.. The amount of times ive looked at profiles and thought.. Omg.. Thatbwould split me in 2 |
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"Don't think it's just men who get affected by such things.
Men who have met women I see as slimmer,more attractive, more interesting than me are quickly ruled out .
The question of how I can follow someone like her frequently enters my mind
This is so very true... Often put off messaging folk back for these exact reasons.
And if i see someone as too well endowed. I want to keep myself intact.. The amount of times ive looked at profiles and thought.. Omg.. Thatbwould split me in 2 "
Mine's is just a wee wan! And it's never met anyone slimmer or more attractive than you! Pick me! Polkadot. |
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"Don't think it's just men who get affected by such things.
Men who have met women I see as slimmer,more attractive, more interesting than me are quickly ruled out .
The question of how I can follow someone like her frequently enters my mind
This is so very true... Often put off messaging folk back for these exact reasons.
And if i see someone as too well endowed. I want to keep myself intact.. The amount of times ive looked at profiles and thought.. Omg.. Thatbwould split me in 2
Mine's is just a wee wan! And it's never met anyone slimmer or more attractive than you! Pick me! Polkadot. "
LOL... It also has to be unmarried/unattached  |
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"Don't think it's just men who get affected by such things.
Men who have met women I see as slimmer,more attractive, more interesting than me are quickly ruled out .
The question of how I can follow someone like her frequently enters my mind
This is so very true... Often put off messaging folk back for these exact reasons.
And if i see someone as too well endowed. I want to keep myself intact.. The amount of times ive looked at profiles and thought.. Omg.. Thatbwould split me in 2
Mine's is just a wee wan! And it's never met anyone slimmer or more attractive than you! Pick me! Polkadot.
LOL... It also has to be unmarried/unattached "
Ooft! We'll I won't go detaching my manhood for anyone, so it's a thanks, but no thanks. Yer dumped!  |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
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Achhh mate. Massive cocks on guys or wonderful bodies on women.
If there is nothing behind the eyes and a bit of good funny personality then it's just a waste of a good body.
Fill your boots young man, your only young once. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know the story, or us it just me.
You're perving on Fab and find a profile worthy of your lust. Her profile reveals you could be a match. You click through the photos, and think "Yeah - those redirect my blood-flow to brain one."
One last check to make. She has verifications. They all state how wonderful she is in the sack, and that she ain't a raging psychopath. This is going really well! She may be worthy! Let's see who's verified her..
Click..
Fuck me!
I've seen horses less endowed!
I can't live up to that!
I'll leave her to her stable mates.
Or is that just me?
No idea about the schlong size but you shouldn't intimidated. You have a nice wee bod. Go for it
Ooh a compliment! Thank you! I grew it all myself! Not falling for the surreptitious request for a picture of ones schlong, though. Am no daft!"
As the song goes...."big ones, small ones, ones the size of your head..." they all do (or don't do) the same thing depending on who they are attached to. Saw one with an exceptional bend the other day though....that would have came in handy when the lavvie is blocked |
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"You know the story, or us it just me.
You're perving on Fab and find a profile worthy of your lust. Her profile reveals you could be a match. You click through the photos, and think "Yeah - those redirect my blood-flow to brain one."
One last check to make. She has verifications. They all state how wonderful she is in the sack, and that she ain't a raging psychopath. This is going really well! She may be worthy! Let's see who's verified her..
Click..
Fuck me!
I've seen horses less endowed!
I can't live up to that!
I'll leave her to her stable mates.
Or is that just me?
No idea about the schlong size but you shouldn't intimidated. You have a nice wee bod. Go for it
Ooh a compliment! Thank you! I grew it all myself! Not falling for the surreptitious request for a picture of ones schlong, though. Am no daft!
As the song goes...."big ones, small ones, ones the size of your head..." they all do (or don't do) the same thing depending on who they are attached to. Saw one with an exceptional bend the other day though....that would have came in handy when the lavvie is blocked "
Was he fuckabowl? |
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"Don't think it's just men who get affected by such things.
Men who have met women I see as slimmer,more attractive, more interesting than me are quickly ruled out .
The question of how I can follow someone like her frequently enters my mind
This is so very true... Often put off messaging folk back for these exact reasons.
And if i see someone as too well endowed. I want to keep myself intact.. The amount of times ive looked at profiles and thought.. Omg.. Thatbwould split me in 2
Mine's is just a wee wan! And it's never met anyone slimmer or more attractive than you! Pick me! Polkadot.
LOL... It also has to be unmarried/unattached
Ooft! We'll I won't go detaching my manhood for anyone, so it's a thanks, but no thanks. Yer dumped! "
Damn. Im away to cry into my cornflakes noo and play with my plastic unattached ones |
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By *ornyH90Man
over a year ago
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Be comfortable in your own skin and your own size. Own it. Humans come in different shapes and sizes. Someone always going to be bigger, smaller, taller, shorter... etc the list goes on. Just be you. Just do you. You are never going to be someone else and someone else never going to be you. Self acceptance and self love. And don't care or think of what someone else thinks of you. Enjoy  |
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