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"Now that I have a baby and sleep is non existent going to be a sad ass and go to the next sale for 7am tomorrow and spend a fortune no doubt  "
Arghhhh I remember those days well 
I'm tired just thinking about it |
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We're planning a lottery win this evening so off to the Ferrari garage tomorrow and viewing a super yacht on Sunday. If it doesn't come off we might just go to the local for a few beers then home for a curry and a shag. |
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"We're planning a lottery win this evening so off to the Ferrari garage tomorrow and viewing a super yacht on Sunday. If it doesn't come off we might just go to the local for a few beers then home for a curry and a shag."
Now that sounds like a bloody good plan
We are online viewing big country houses with swimming pools ready for our weekend win |
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By *atsnTitsCouple
over a year ago
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"Now that I have a baby and sleep is non existent going to be a sad ass and go to the next sale for 7am tomorrow and spend a fortune no doubt
Arghhhh I remember those days well
I'm tired just thinking about it"
Just going to pee without a baby glued to me is a luxury now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Now that I have a baby and sleep is non existent going to be a sad ass and go to the next sale for 7am tomorrow and spend a fortune no doubt
Arghhhh I remember those days well
I'm tired just thinking about it
Just going to pee without a baby glued to me is a luxury now "
I've 4 daughter's
I'm feeling your pain hunni |
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"We're planning a lottery win this evening so off to the Ferrari garage tomorrow and viewing a super yacht on Sunday. If it doesn't come off we might just go to the local for a few beers then home for a curry and a shag.
Now that sounds like a bloody good plan
We are online viewing big country houses with swimming pools ready for our weekend win "
We shall toot toot the horn of our Ferarri as we pass you're luxury country house, if you're feeling sympathetic invite us in for a prawn sandwich and a bottom massage in your pool.
I enjoyed being poor but it's nowhere near as good as the tabloids would have us believe. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We're planning a lottery win this evening so off to the Ferrari garage tomorrow and viewing a super yacht on Sunday. If it doesn't come off we might just go to the local for a few beers then home for a curry and a shag.
Now that sounds like a bloody good plan
We are online viewing big country houses with swimming pools ready for our weekend win
We shall toot toot the horn of our Ferarri as we pass you're luxury country house, if you're feeling sympathetic invite us in for a prawn sandwich and a bottom massage in your pool.
I enjoyed being poor but it's nowhere near as good as the tabloids would have us believe."
PMSL
One shall have cook make us something delicious up while we all retire to the pool |
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"We're planning a lottery win this evening so off to the Ferrari garage tomorrow and viewing a super yacht on Sunday. If it doesn't come off we might just go to the local for a few beers then home for a curry and a shag.
Now that sounds like a bloody good plan
We are online viewing big country houses with swimming pools ready for our weekend win
We shall toot toot the horn of our Ferarri as we pass you're luxury country house, if you're feeling sympathetic invite us in for a prawn sandwich and a bottom massage in your pool.
I enjoyed being poor but it's nowhere near as good as the tabloids would have us believe.
PMSL
One shall have cook make us something delicious up while we all retire to the pool"
While you're at it, can we arrange for your staff to iron my socks? I hate creases in my socks when I'm a multimillionaire, it's passable now while poor but I'm planning ahead. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We're planning a lottery win this evening so off to the Ferrari garage tomorrow and viewing a super yacht on Sunday. If it doesn't come off we might just go to the local for a few beers then home for a curry and a shag.
Now that sounds like a bloody good plan
We are online viewing big country houses with swimming pools ready for our weekend win
We shall toot toot the horn of our Ferarri as we pass you're luxury country house, if you're feeling sympathetic invite us in for a prawn sandwich and a bottom massage in your pool.
I enjoyed being poor but it's nowhere near as good as the tabloids would have us believe.
PMSL
One shall have cook make us something delicious up while we all retire to the pool
While you're at it, can we arrange for your staff to iron my socks? I hate creases in my socks when I'm a multimillionaire, it's passable now while poor but I'm planning ahead."
We won't be reusing clothes. New outfit including socks every day  |
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"We're planning a lottery win this evening so off to the Ferrari garage tomorrow and viewing a super yacht on Sunday. If it doesn't come off we might just go to the local for a few beers then home for a curry and a shag.
Now that sounds like a bloody good plan
We are online viewing big country houses with swimming pools ready for our weekend win
We shall toot toot the horn of our Ferarri as we pass you're luxury country house, if you're feeling sympathetic invite us in for a prawn sandwich and a bottom massage in your pool.
I enjoyed being poor but it's nowhere near as good as the tabloids would have us believe.
PMSL
One shall have cook make us something delicious up while we all retire to the pool
While you're at it, can we arrange for your staff to iron my socks? I hate creases in my socks when I'm a multimillionaire, it's passable now while poor but I'm planning ahead.
We won't be reusing clothes. New outfit including socks every day "
Disposable underwear, love it! And while we're at it, can we sacrifice some lambs on a daily basis so we can have lambs wool slippers fresh each day? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We're planning a lottery win this evening so off to the Ferrari garage tomorrow and viewing a super yacht on Sunday. If it doesn't come off we might just go to the local for a few beers then home for a curry and a shag.
Now that sounds like a bloody good plan
We are online viewing big country houses with swimming pools ready for our weekend win
We shall toot toot the horn of our Ferarri as we pass you're luxury country house, if you're feeling sympathetic invite us in for a prawn sandwich and a bottom massage in your pool.
I enjoyed being poor but it's nowhere near as good as the tabloids would have us believe.
PMSL
One shall have cook make us something delicious up while we all retire to the pool
While you're at it, can we arrange for your staff to iron my socks? I hate creases in my socks when I'm a multimillionaire, it's passable now while poor but I'm planning ahead.
We won't be reusing clothes. New outfit including socks every day
Disposable underwear, love it! And while we're at it, can we sacrifice some lambs on a daily basis so we can have lambs wool slippers fresh each day? "
Obviously, that goes without saying. We don't want common shop bought shite
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but Mrs is off so hoping she has some fun x
