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Invoking The Power of the Fab Gods
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have offered to make sacrifices to the fab gods on behalf of a few people for various reasons over the last few months.
What would you like me to petition the fab gods for on your behalf? What would you like the sacrifice to be?
The high priest is in session. (not not a ref. To illegal substances either. Just a nice single malt)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now that's a good one, I couldn't put it in an open forum. Is there a prayer I could say or something like a note to santa put up a chimney.
What would a note to the gods of fab be put up....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now that's a good one, I couldn't put it in an open forum. Is there a prayer I could say or something like a note to santa put up a chimney.
What would a note to the gods of fab be put up......."
Don't think we can say that in an open forum either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now that's a good one, I couldn't put it in an open forum. Is there a prayer I could say or something like a note to santa put up a chimney.
What would a note to the gods of fab be put up.......
Don't think we can say that in an open forum either. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does anyone remember the cartoon He-Man? He would shout by the power of greyskull sword in hand
I have an image of OP trying that with by the power of fabswingers and I guess it would have to be dildo in hand.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does anyone remember the cartoon He-Man? He would shout by the power of greyskull sword in hand
I have an image of OP trying that with by the power of fabswingers and I guess it would have to be dildo in hand.
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He would just look silly doing that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Does anyone remember the cartoon He-Man? He would shout by the power of greyskull sword in hand
I have an image of OP trying that with by the power of fabswingers and I guess it would have to be dildo in hand.
He would just look silly doing that "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want all engagements, work and other responsibilities to be cancelled for 1 week so I can sleep.
And for Mr to stop playing fucking jazz...I'm sure I could get a more melodic sound if I rammed a wooden spoon up the cat's arse.
My sacrific....(scans kitchen) I've got a couple of semi defrosted chicken sausages and 2 slightly brown bananas. What'll that get me? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I want all engagements, work and other responsibilities to be cancelled for 1 week so I can sleep.
And for Mr to stop playing fucking jazz...I'm sure I could get a more melodic sound if I rammed a wooden spoon up the cat's arse.
My sacrific....(scans kitchen) I've got a couple of semi defrosted chicken sausages and 2 slightly brown bananas. What'll that get me?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want all engagements, work and other responsibilities to be cancelled for 1 week so I can sleep.
And for Mr to stop playing fucking jazz...I'm sure I could get a more melodic sound if I rammed a wooden spoon up the cat's arse.
My sacrific....(scans kitchen) I've got a couple of semi defrosted chicken sausages and 2 slightly brown bananas. What'll that get me?"
Jazz!!!
Is he playing or listening! If that makes any difference
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want all engagements, work and other responsibilities to be cancelled for 1 week so I can sleep.
And for Mr to stop playing fucking jazz...I'm sure I could get a more melodic sound if I rammed a wooden spoon up the cat's arse.
My sacrific....(scans kitchen) I've got a couple of semi defrosted chicken sausages and 2 slightly brown bananas. What'll that get me?
Jazz!!!
Is he playing or listening! If that makes any difference
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Listening...it's brutal. Knitting needles in the lugs material.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want all engagements, work and other responsibilities to be cancelled for 1 week so I can sleep.
And for Mr to stop playing fucking jazz...I'm sure I could get a more melodic sound if I rammed a wooden spoon up the cat's arse.
My sacrific....(scans kitchen) I've got a couple of semi defrosted chicken sausages and 2 slightly brown bananas. What'll that get me?
Jazz!!!
Is he playing or listening! If that makes any difference
Listening...it's brutal. Knitting needles in the lugs material...."
I think that's reason enough to ditch him ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I want all engagements, work and other responsibilities to be cancelled for 1 week so I can sleep.
And for Mr to stop playing fucking jazz...I'm sure I could get a more melodic sound if I rammed a wooden spoon up the cat's arse.
Reason to stay is the trombone between his legs.. From what I hear.
My sacrific....(scans kitchen) I've got a couple of semi defrosted chicken sausages and 2 slightly brown bananas. What'll that get me?
Jazz!!!
Is he playing or listening! If that makes any difference
Listening...it's brutal. Knitting needles in the lugs material....
I think that's reason enough to ditch him ! "
The reason she stays is the "trombone" between his legs.. Allegedly.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I want all engagements, work and other responsibilities to be cancelled for 1 week so I can sleep.
And for Mr to stop playing fucking jazz...I'm sure I could get a more melodic sound if I rammed a wooden spoon up the cat's arse.
Reason to stay is the trombone between his legs.. From what I hear.
My sacrific....(scans kitchen) I've got a couple of semi defrosted chicken sausages and 2 slightly brown bananas. What'll that get me?
Jazz!!!
Is he playing or listening! If that makes any difference
Listening...it's brutal. Knitting needles in the lugs material....
I think that's reason enough to ditch him !
The reason she stays is the "trombone" between his legs.. Allegedly. "
Aye...I can hit some notes on that too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I want all engagements, work and other responsibilities to be cancelled for 1 week so I can sleep.
And for Mr to stop playing fucking jazz...I'm sure I could get a more melodic sound if I rammed a wooden spoon up the cat's arse.
Reason to stay is the trombone between his legs.. From what I hear.
My sacrific....(scans kitchen) I've got a couple of semi defrosted chicken sausages and 2 slightly brown bananas. What'll that get me?
Jazz!!!
Is he playing or listening! If that makes any difference
Listening...it's brutal. Knitting needles in the lugs material....
I think that's reason enough to ditch him !
The reason she stays is the "trombone" between his legs.. Allegedly.
Aye...I can hit some notes on that too "
Sounds a bit like jiz... I mean jazz.  |
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