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Confucius Says.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The great Chinese philosopher once said, " life is really simple but we insist on making it complicated."

Philosohers of fab.. Impart your wisdom to others in the form of a proverb..

Man who leads with cock may be considered a dick but woman who leads with tits is often a hit.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

Confuseussays "Women like compliments, women hate suck ups" Actual meaning-Men yerfucked (NOT literally)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man who wears banana costume, doesn't seem to get laid much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's the way the dobber dangles

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By *uietbloke67Man over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Chinese man says, "there is an inch between a smile and a belt on the jaw"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confucius say; man who go to Scotland game needs help!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confucius Says.....

Man comes from woman and spends the rest of his life trying to get back in!

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By *uzzy-LogicMan over a year ago

Fochabers

Confucius says " man with straight on his profile may still like the boaby"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confucius says , chinese virgin shall be called lak a nukie ,

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By *mudg3rMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Confucius he say:

“Boy who goes to bed with sex problem on mind wakes up with solution on stomach”.

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By *ail_forceTV/TS over a year ago

Dundee

Confucious say: The bitter they sound, the bitter they taste.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Confucius say " a kiss may make your day but anal will make your whole week "

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By *rinthiaMan over a year ago

dundee

Confucius says

not all poler bears are left handed

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By *irth VaderMan over a year ago

Busby

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By *irth VaderMan over a year ago

Busby

Confucius Says “Go to bed with itchy bum, Wake up in morning with brown finger”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Finger removed by poster at 10/09/19 23:56:52]"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some women want grand piano, wise woman want upright organ.

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