Here is a list of what i think when i see a profile picture, please feel free to add more.
1.The Cock shot = ugly face.
2.No Picture (public or private) = married playing away.
3.A picture of a picture = no longer looks like that, gained 6 st and 10 years since the original pic was taken.
4.Picture taken in the mirror = to stupid to know how to work the timer.
5.All pictures are taken by yourself = you don’t have a social life, you still live with your parents and are socially awkward.
6.Picture taken from 100 meters away = ugly as sin!
5.Picture is really small = taken with a phone from 1992 and his or her underwear will be of the same age.
7 Picture is the wrong way up = to stupid to work a computer.
8 Stolen pictures, we have all seen them, the one's that look like they have been cut, copied and pasted from a porn site = the villagers like to chase me with pitch forks and torches. |
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1.The Cock shot = Guy thinks its only what women want.
2.No Picture (public or private) = Timewaster
3.A picture of a picture = no longer looks like that, gained 6 st and 10 years since the original pic was taken.
4.Picture taken in the mirror = Doesn't have time OR cant work it!
5.All pictures are taken by yourself = Nothing wrong with that but ONLY IF you single!
6.Picture taken from 100 meters away = Don't look that good close up!
5.Picture is really small = User uploading using mobile phone.
7 Picture is the wrong way up = Cant work out how to turn it about!
8 Stolen pictures, we have all seen them, the one's that look like they have been cut, copied and pasted from a porn site = Fake user that wants to chat up the ones too thick to notice!" |
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"1.The Cock shot = Guy thinks its only what women want.
2.No Picture (public or private) = Timewaster
3.A picture of a picture = no longer looks like that, gained 6 st and 10 years since the original pic was taken.
4.Picture taken in the mirror = Doesn't have time OR cant work it!
5.All pictures are taken by yourself = Nothing wrong with that but ONLY IF you single!
6.Picture taken from 100 meters away = Don't look that good close up!
5.Picture is really small = User uploading using mobile phone.
7 Picture is the wrong way up = Cant work out how to turn it about!
8 Stolen pictures, we have all seen them, the one's that look like they have been cut, copied and pasted from a porn site = Fake user that wants to chat up the ones too thick to notice!""
Brill...!  |
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