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"Masterbating would make you go blind "Can you write that in a larger font please | |||
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"You'd get square eyes watching too much television "Especially love island .  | |||
"Masterbating would make you go blind
Can you write that in a larger font please"Who said that ? | |||
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"Pick a dandelion and you wet the bed. " Commonly known as pea the beds round my way as a wean . | |||
"This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you. " Mm I’m sure my erse always felt it more when I got a skelp .  | |||
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"Best one I've heard, but was never told as a kid was; When the ice cream van plays its tune, it means its out of ice cream. Mandy" Wish i had thought to tell my kids that one. | |||
"Best one I've heard, but was never told as a kid was; When the ice cream van plays its tune, it means its out of ice cream. Mandy Wish i had thought to tell my kids that one." Ditto | |||
"You'd get square eyes watching too much television
Especially love island . "Don't diss love island I'm having withdrawals  | |||
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"The big man in December S. A. N. T. A... " Funny how it similar to S A T A N .  | |||
"The big man in December S. A. N. T. A... Funny how it similar to S A T A N . "no step, that's just the kids  | |||
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"This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you. Mm I’m sure my erse always felt it more when I got a skelp . "Our friends south of the border may require a translation | |||
"I'm more worried about the tales I have to tell my kids now ....... I'm very often not where I tell them I'm going to be ......
R "I’m sure you’d be beetroot red if they found out then again even the thought that parents still have a sex life freaks out the youngsters . | |||
"This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you. Mm I’m sure my erse always felt it more when I got a skelp .
Our friends south of the border may require a translation "I’m sure if they’ve watched Rab C Nesbitt they’ll have a clue . | |||
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"My dad used to tell me that when you blow the dandelion seed bombs into the air it releases all the new fairies." Awwww I love that  | |||
"If you played with yer belly button yer bum would fall off "AH WISH!!!! | |||
"If you played with yer belly button yer bum would fall off
AH WISH!!!! "lol I could be doing with the same tbf. I'll make a start tonight | |||
"If you played with yer belly button yer bum would fall off
AH WISH!!!! lol I could be doing with the same tbf. I'll make a start tonight "Nah..tomorrow... no wait you’re right, no time like the present!!! (Puts down the sensations sweet chilli crisps ) | |||
"If you played with yer belly button yer bum would fall off
AH WISH!!!! lol I could be doing with the same tbf. I'll make a start tonight
Nah..tomorrow... no wait you’re right, no time like the present!!! (Puts down the sensations sweet chilli crisps )"treat yersel, ye were healthy yesterday lol  | |||
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