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Mine are pretty tame, some are explicit, and/or interesting, one today was way beyond the norm, a lot of the guys will have seen it. Almost certainly a fake account, however what is the worst you have seen? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Annoyed I missed it. Seen a few people referring to it. Lol.
I barely look at them nowadays. Used to be quite funny but it's all now part of the 'me, me, ME!' development of Fab into Facebook but with boob and willy pics.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love a good status
But today I saw a guy asking for a daddy daughter roleplay
Made my skin crawl   "
I had a young lad about 22 wanting me to pretend to be over 60 and his mother, but catching him wanking,... he got told to feck off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love a good status
But today I saw a guy asking for a daddy daughter roleplay
Made my skin crawl
I had a young lad about 22 wanting me to pretend to be over 60 and his mother, but catching him wanking,... he got told to feck off"
Lol bet he was in his 60s |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love a good status
But today I saw a guy asking for a daddy daughter roleplay
Made my skin crawl
I had a young lad about 22 wanting me to pretend to be over 60 and his mother, but catching him wanking,... he got told to feck off
Lol bet he was in his 60s"
Lol dunno he never showed a picture |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love a good status
But today I saw a guy asking for a daddy daughter roleplay
Made my skin crawl
I had a young lad about 22 wanting me to pretend to be over 60 and his mother, but catching him wanking,... he got told to feck off
Lol bet he was in his 60s
Lol dunno he never showed a picture "
Obviously not his home help had left for the evening  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s more the ones that post the same things preen times per day every day repeating themselves over and over lol yeah we get the idea that you’re sad and desperate and your card will be marked by every self respecting female on the site |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s more the ones that post the same things preen times per day every day repeating themselves over and over lol yeah we get the idea that you’re sad and desperate and your card will be marked by every self respecting female on the site "
People think they can join a site like this and it will all work out. In reality you need a tough exterior on a site like this bit you can’t blame people for having hope. It’s just the wrong place for insecure people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw one years against where the couples profile pic had hubby in a full length leg stookie
Status said ‘don’t worry his cock still works’  "
That's mildly funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s more the ones that post the same things preen times per day every day repeating themselves over and over lol yeah we get the idea that you’re sad and desperate and your card will be marked by every self respecting female on the site "
Now i know where I'm going wrong and why my card is marked, it's not the constant copy & paste technique with the camera angled boaby pic to the self respecting females on here.
Status update pending.. |
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A guy local to me constantly puts on updates stating exactly where he has parked his car. He says he has his trousers at his ankles and wanking and looking for folk to come and watch. Turns my stomach. |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"A guy local to me constantly puts on updates stating exactly where he has parked his car. He says he has his trousers at his ankles and wanking and looking for folk to come and watch. Turns my stomach."
Boak |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tend to use them as a ing out tool - the offensive or whiny ones assist me in knowing who to avoid
I do like a funny one or ones that show intelligence and wit
Knowing that you have a ‘load’ to get rid of, moaning about not getting a meet or being rude do not interest me lol |
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I have to admit if i am on Fab and ever so tipsy i do use the status updates a lot...and they are mostly just stupid shit i post, but it's the ones that are of the ilk "You know who you are" that i can't be doing with. But each to their own i guess.  |
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"I never read status updates or search for them.. But I agree that using status updates to voice anger or frustrations is a total turn off"
Totally agree there is no place on fab for voiceing anger and frustrations no one is interested  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hardly read status updates as it’s normally guys whinging about not getting a shag or their message read"
Funny I’m the same I normally find it’s women complaining about getting messages asking how they are, how’s their day, how was their weekend..... you know nothing overly difficult too answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hardly read status updates as it’s normally guys whinging about not getting a shag or their message read
Funny I’m the same I normally find it’s women complaining about getting messages asking how they are, how’s their day, how was their weekend..... you know nothing overly difficult too answer "
It's where the guys sit the dummy out I laugh at, like I'm leaving posts, ones who is actually o your friends list... have they left yet? Nope lmao, |
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"Mines are usually song lyrics or quotes most of the time I dont update it tho"
“sometimes life will fuck you, and you will just have to change positions and enjoy it somehow”
Is that one of Morriseys b-sides? He should have released that as a single, it would have done well in the charts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hardly read status updates as it’s normally guys whinging about not getting a shag or their message read
Funny I’m the same I normally find it’s women complaining about getting messages asking how they are, how’s their day, how was their weekend..... you know nothing overly difficult too answer
It's where the guys sit the dummy out I laugh at, like I'm leaving posts, ones who is actually o your friends list... have they left yet? Nope lmao, "
Women are bad for that as well with the “I’ve had enough I’m leaving” or “when my supporters pass runs out that’s it” guess both are as bad as each other for sh!t status updates then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""bored" is one I see quite regularly. Instant turn off, they're like 5 year olds needing entertained"
That too lmao.... should send them to play in the sand pit |
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By *indfkdWoman
over a year ago
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"Mines are usually song lyrics or quotes most of the time I dont update it tho
“sometimes life will fuck you, and you will just have to change positions and enjoy it somehow”
Is that one of Morriseys b-sides? He should have released that as a single, it would have done well in the charts"
Not sure about Morrisey it was just a quote I seen and kind of summed up my mood  |
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"Mines are usually song lyrics or quotes most of the time I dont update it tho
“sometimes life will fuck you, and you will just have to change positions and enjoy it somehow”
Is that one of Morriseys b-sides? He should have released that as a single, it would have done well in the charts
Not sure about Morrisey it was just a quote I seen and kind of summed up my mood "
Whoosh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy local to me constantly puts on updates stating exactly where he has parked his car. He says he has his trousers at his ankles and wanking and looking for folk to come and watch. Turns my stomach."
Maybe an anonymous call to the police is in order.lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you are in Glasgow area, there is a girl who updates a couple of times a day - regularly about playing etc. Been a member for 6 months plus yet not verified even by photo.
I've actually gone from thinking 'fake' to 'genuine woman' just looking for attention as no man could ever keep that level of commitment up for a chugging account. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Couples chatting to each other using status updates instead of messages ... if you want to be exhibitionists go on camera... nobody else cares hoe horny you make each other
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"I love a good status
But today I saw a guy asking for a daddy daughter roleplay
Made my skin crawl
I had a young lad about 22 wanting me to pretend to be over 60 and his mother, but catching him wanking,... he got told to feck off"
That is what he wanted.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Anyone want treated to a holiday”
Like I’m gonna just jump on a plane with a random faceless stranger off internet and go to a completely different country "
LOL twice been offered to jump on a plane and be pampered etc, to which I said sorry I have kids and a job to which he replied that's okay just for a couple of weeks!! To which I replied indeed I won't as no idea who you are!! It's mental what some men ask or offer |
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"“Anyone want treated to a holiday”
Like I’m gonna just jump on a plane with a random faceless stranger off internet and go to a completely different country
LOL twice been offered to jump on a plane and be pampered etc, to which I said sorry I have kids and a job to which he replied that's okay just for a couple of weeks!! To which I replied indeed I won't as no idea who you are!! It's mental what some men ask or offer "
It’s mad eh, mount of guys with no pics who say come and meet me now?
A: I work
B: I have a family
& C: I value my life far to much to be going anywhere with some faceless person off internet let alone jump on a plane and go abroad |
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