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over a year ago
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"So, I will start.
'I'm not here to'........massage ego's by coo'ing over your photos and begging for a meet.
M"
"..shag the whole site"-usual bunny boiler talk  |
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over a year ago
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"Believe all the pish I read in verifications.
some people paid good money for their verifications! how dare you!"
Yours was the best £1.97 I've ever spent. |
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"So, I will start.
'I'm not here to'........massage ego's by coo'ing over your photos and begging for a meet.
M"
To interest 19yr old lassies with daddy issues.........shudders...that just give me the fear  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not here to.. Sell my knickers 
How much for your knickers?"
I got her last pair for a Greggs Sausage roll but I hear she's doing a BOGOF deal next week. |
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"I'm not here to.. Sell my knickers
How much for your knickers?
I got her last pair for a Greggs Sausage roll but I hear she's doing a BOGOF deal next week."
 ye forgot the donut too!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not here to.. Sell my knickers
How much for your knickers?
I got her last pair for a Greggs Sausage roll but I hear she's doing a BOGOF deal next week. ye forgot the donut too!! "
I buy donuts and add my own cream,whatsa man to do when horny and hungry ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not here to.. Sell my knickers
How much for your knickers?
I got her last pair for a Greggs Sausage roll but I hear she's doing a BOGOF deal next week. ye forgot the donut too!! "
I shall offer you one donut and a vegan sausage roll |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not here to.. Sell my knickers
How much for your knickers?
I got her last pair for a Greggs Sausage roll but I hear she's doing a BOGOF deal next week. ye forgot the donut too!! "
Not a yum yum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not here to.. Sell my knickers
How much for your knickers?
I got her last pair for a Greggs Sausage roll but I hear she's doing a BOGOF deal next week. ye forgot the donut too!!
I shall offer you one donut and a vegan sausage roll"
throw in a tea and we have a deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To let anyone eat a mathiesons smoked sausage out my fanny
Will you accept other brands? Asking for a friend  "
I always wondered why it was brand specific |
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"To let anyone eat a mathiesons smoked sausage out my fanny
Will you accept other brands? Asking for a friend
I always wondered why it was brand specific "
Do you not recall the TV ad? "Just try and say Mathiesons without saying Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not here to.. Sell my knickers
How much for your knickers?
I got her last pair for a Greggs Sausage roll but I hear she's doing a BOGOF deal next week. ye forgot the donut too!!
I shall offer you one donut and a vegan sausage roll throw in a tea and we have a deal "
It’s a Deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To let anyone eat a mathiesons smoked sausage out my fanny
What if it was eaten out of your arse? "
I did think the shape of it was more suited to some dp! |
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