A few years ago myself and a colleague used to use viewings to have elicit sexual encounters. She was convincing and often got the keys for a couple of hours. We were mid fuck when another couple came to the door but we had left eh key in. They knew what we were doing. |
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We're buying just now too and could swear we recognised the owners of one place as they were showing us round but couldn't place it so thought it might be from a swinging event.
... did anyone show us round their house yesterday?  |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
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"We're buying just now too and could swear we recognised the owners of one place as they were showing us round but couldn't place it so thought it might be from a swinging event.
... did anyone show us round their house yesterday? "
Wasnt me |
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I work in new builds if u chat to sales girls or guys theyll tell u it happens regularly theres even a barred list of couples who go round show homes lol theres actually a guy in edinburgh who just goes round wanking in showhome toilets true but unbelievable |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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when i went for a viewing some years back, i was parked outside and saw the neighbour straight out the shower, topless. Not sure why she hadn't drawn her blinds. Needless to say, glad she was part of the package  |
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"Me and MSD got into a bit of hanky panky while viewing a flat many years ago. No furniture in it so had to suffer the carpet burns afterwards. "
I remember many, many moons ago asking my Mum what the mark on my back was. "A CARPET BURN!" ....and she sprinted off to find the Holy Water and rosary beads.  |
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"Me and MSD got into a bit of hanky panky while viewing a flat many years ago. No furniture in it so had to suffer the carpet burns afterwards.
I remember many, many moons ago asking my Mum what the mark on my back was. "A CARPET BURN!" ....and she sprinted off to find the Holy Water and rosary beads.
Once a tart always a tart. "
Aye....but it was with the same man who's still giving me carpet burns 24 yrs later.
#classytart  |
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"Me and MSD got into a bit of hanky panky while viewing a flat many years ago. No furniture in it so had to suffer the carpet burns afterwards.
I remember many, many moons ago asking my Mum what the mark on my back was. "A CARPET BURN!" ....and she sprinted off to find the Holy Water and rosary beads.
Once a tart always a tart.
Aye....but it was with the same man who's still giving me carpet burns 24 yrs later.
#classytart "
Im assuming Mr Doggy is ok being married to you and that other guy still giving you carpet burns 24 years later.  |
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"Me and MSD got into a bit of hanky panky while viewing a flat many years ago. No furniture in it so had to suffer the carpet burns afterwards.
I remember many, many moons ago asking my Mum what the mark on my back was. "A CARPET BURN!" ....and she sprinted off to find the Holy Water and rosary beads.
Once a tart always a tart.
Aye....but it was with the same man who's still giving me carpet burns 24 yrs later.
#classytart
Im assuming Mr Doggy is ok being married to you and that other guy still giving you carpet burns 24 years later. "
Ohhh! Rumbled  |
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"Me and MSD got into a bit of hanky panky while viewing a flat many years ago. No furniture in it so had to suffer the carpet burns afterwards.
I remember many, many moons ago asking my Mum what the mark on my back was. "A CARPET BURN!" ....and she sprinted off to find the Holy Water and rosary beads.
Once a tart always a tart.
Aye....but it was with the same man who's still giving me carpet burns 24 yrs later.
#classytart
Im assuming Mr Doggy is ok being married to you and that other guy still giving you carpet burns 24 years later.
Ohhh! Rumbled "
Question is. Is it still the same floral rose carpet giving you those burns 24 years later.  |
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