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over a year ago
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Supposed to be going out tonight, but I'm in my bed, shattered!
Had a run in with an angry junkie when I finished work, just made my day!
What are you up to? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got hair done then got drowned on way home, had takeaway and watching Glasto (not Janet Jackson  )"
Get your hair done then it rains! I feel your pain! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Letting the after sun soak in, painting toe nails and trying to get rid of the crazy stray cat who has started squatting in our appartment.
He's in the bidet just now, licking his balls like he owns the fucking joint! |
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"Letting the after sun soak in, painting toe nails and trying to get rid of the crazy stray cat who has started squatting in our appartment.
He's in the bidet just now, licking his balls like he owns the fucking joint!"
Hahaha I like this cat |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Letting the after sun soak in, painting toe nails and trying to get rid of the crazy stray cat who has started squatting in our appartment.
He's in the bidet just now, licking his balls like he owns the fucking joint!"
Wanna know how I know that you're posh?
You have a bidet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Letting the after sun soak in, painting toe nails and trying to get rid of the crazy stray cat who has started squatting in our appartment.
He's in the bidet just now, licking his balls like he owns the fucking joint!
Wanna know how I know that you're posh?
You have a bidet "
Only in my holiday appartment....I wash my arse in the kitchen sink usually....every third Sunday whether it needs it or not  |
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"Letting the after sun soak in, painting toe nails and trying to get rid of the crazy stray cat who has started squatting in our appartment.
He's in the bidet just now, licking his balls like he owns the fucking joint!"
You don't choose a cat, they choose you!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Letting the after sun soak in, painting toe nails and trying to get rid of the crazy stray cat who has started squatting in our appartment.
He's in the bidet just now, licking his balls like he owns the fucking joint!
You don't choose a cat, they choose you!!!"
Wee yin is already trying to disguise him as a Pokemon toy so we can smuggle him home.
....and there was me thinking I was a dog person |
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"Letting the after sun soak in, painting toe nails and trying to get rid of the crazy stray cat who has started squatting in our appartment.
He's in the bidet just now, licking his balls like he owns the fucking joint!
Wanna know how I know that you're posh?
You have a bidet
Only in my holiday appartment....I wash my arse in the kitchen sink usually....every third Sunday whether it needs it or not "
Well thats just fucking extravagant |
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"Letting the after sun soak in, painting toe nails and trying to get rid of the crazy stray cat who has started squatting in our appartment.
He's in the bidet just now, licking his balls like he owns the fucking joint!"
I thought you were talking about Mr doggy for a minute |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Letting the after sun soak in, painting toe nails and trying to get rid of the crazy stray cat who has started squatting in our appartment.
He's in the bidet just now, licking his balls like he owns the fucking joint!
I thought you were talking about Mr doggy for a minute "
Now you know that's my after dinner treat....plus he's not as flexible as he used to be! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Letting the after sun soak in, painting toe nails and trying to get rid of the crazy stray cat who has started squatting in our appartment.
He's in the bidet just now, licking his balls like he owns the fucking joint!
I thought you were talking about Mr doggy for a minute
Now you know that's my after dinner treat....plus he's not as flexible as he used to be!"
Us old guys rarely are.
Hope you give the pussy a wee kiss though.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Letting the after sun soak in, painting toe nails and trying to get rid of the crazy stray cat who has started squatting in our appartment.
He's in the bidet just now, licking his balls like he owns the fucking joint!
I thought you were talking about Mr doggy for a minute
Now you know that's my after dinner treat....plus he's not as flexible as he used to be!
Us old guys rarely are.
Hope you give the pussy a wee kiss though. "
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