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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woman's logic 
Are you sticking with that answer?  
Depends on how much of a head start I get
Get yer gutties on! "
OK change my answer to how it's took you 6 months to eat that star bar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the one thing you've always wanted to understand?
Best answer wins a prize!  "
Curiosity killed the cat...but the cat got the cream...is it the same cat? And was it curiosity that leads it to that cream? Did it die from being a dairy-free cat??? |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up
Hard Hat on..
We can pee standing up
But your aim is rubbish "
Yeah well it doesn't matter when it's in the shower |
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"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up
Hard Hat on..
We can pee standing up
But your aim is rubbish
Yeah well it doesn't matter when it's in the shower "
Haha I thought that was a myth |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up
Hard Hat on..
We can pee standing up
But your aim is rubbish
Yeah well it doesn't matter when it's in the shower
Haha I thought that was a myth "
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up
Hard Hat on..
It does happen! You just live a sheltered life! "
Under a rain mac sheltered lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What Meatloaf won't do?
That
I reckon he was talking about some of the ol'bum loving "
am sure bat out of hell has a bit of the bennie hills at the end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What Meatloaf won't do?
That
I reckon he was talking about some of the ol'bum loving
Oh....... never thought of that, bet he is "
That is definitely "the bum love" emoji ....Pretty sure that's the look on my face too! |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"What Meatloaf won't do?
That
I reckon he was talking about some of the ol'bum loving
Oh....... never thought of that, bet he is
That is definitely "the bum love" emoji ....Pretty sure that's the look on my face too!"
It is, seen you pulling that exact face in the mirror |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What Meatloaf won't do?
That
I reckon he was talking about some of the ol'bum loving
Oh....... never thought of that, bet he is
That is definitely "the bum love" emoji ....Pretty sure that's the look on my face too!
It is, seen you pulling that exact face in the mirror "
Yip it's the same face, I saw it from the hole in the wardrobe door! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Woman's logic
Brave man! Well stupid but brave!
stick with stupid as no one wants to hurt the village idiot  "
I would be so sure about that! One name springs to mind, no 2, no 3 hang on I need to take my socks off to count this up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woman's logic
Brave man! Well stupid but brave!
stick with stupid as no one wants to hurt the village idiot
I would be so sure about that! One name springs to mind, no 2, no 3 hang on I need to take my socks off to count this up!"
what is the count you speak of |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Woman's logic
Brave man! Well stupid but brave!
stick with stupid as no one wants to hurt the village idiot
I would be so sure about that! One name springs to mind, no 2, no 3 hang on I need to take my socks off to count this up!
what is the count you speak of "
Now all I can think of is The Count from Sesame Street! |
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By *xybumWoman
over a year ago
East Kilbride |
"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up
Hard Hat on.."
Bit slow on the uptake.. but most women master that for public toilets! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up
Hard Hat on..
Bit slow on the uptake.. but most women master that for public toilets! "
is that not more of a hover |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp and was it the same person who who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong... "
owning up to putting the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp....
Definitely had nothing to do with the ram in the rama lama ding dong though.. |
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By *xybumWoman
over a year ago
East Kilbride |
"How come if women are so clever and shout about multitasking...then why have women not mastered peeing standing up
Hard Hat on..
Bit slow on the uptake.. but most women master that for public toilets!
is that not more of a hover "
It’s still standing up though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp and was it the same person who who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong... owning up to putting the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp....
Definitely had nothing to do with the ram in the rama lama ding dong though.. "
Ah shoulda known.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch
He probably lives to close. never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind
Is that his you slipped "
This was meant to read how you slipped  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do random men think that women who have never seen them before or had any contact with them want to watch them wank I truly do not understand that "
They just hope you do... God loves a wanker - I mean a trier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why is green green or blue blue and how do we know that we all see the same thing when we look at blue or green or perhaps your green to me is blue and vice Versa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can you actually hear one hand clapping, or does a tree actually make a noise when it falls in a forest
Been studying Zen most of my life and still don’t have the feckin answer |
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"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch
He probably lives to close. never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind
Is that his you slipped
This was meant to read how you slipped "
Oh that reminds me of when my uncle was getting ready to go to the miners club on a Saturday night years ago and someone chapped the door. He answered it and there was paper on fire on the doorstep so he stamped on it to put it out but there was shit under it so it went all over his good shoes!! He was not a happy chappy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch
He probably lives to close. never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind
Is that his you slipped
This was meant to read how you slipped
Oh that reminds me of when my uncle was getting ready to go to the miners club on a Saturday night years ago and someone chapped the door. He answered it and there was paper on fire on the doorstep so he stamped on it to put it out but there was shit under it so it went all over his good shoes!! He was not a happy chappy!! "
Ffs that’s awful... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of that horrid individual!!! |
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"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch
He probably lives to close. never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind
Is that his you slipped
This was meant to read how you slipped
Oh that reminds me of when my uncle was getting ready to go to the miners club on a Saturday night years ago and someone chapped the door. He answered it and there was paper on fire on the doorstep so he stamped on it to put it out but there was shit under it so it went all over his good shoes!! He was not a happy chappy!!
Ffs that’s awful... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of that horrid individual!!! "
He was quite fashion conscious too and bought expensive things.
It was kids taking chap door run to another level - think it was early 80's |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch
He probably lives to close. never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind
Is that his you slipped
This was meant to read how you slipped
Oh that reminds me of when my uncle was getting ready to go to the miners club on a Saturday night years ago and someone chapped the door. He answered it and there was paper on fire on the doorstep so he stamped on it to put it out but there was shit under it so it went all over his good shoes!! He was not a happy chappy!!
Ffs that’s awful... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of that horrid individual!!!
He was quite fashion conscious too and bought expensive things.
It was kids taking chap door run to another level - think it was early 80's "
* should I admit that I was once such a horrid individual that partook in such shenanigans ) |
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"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch
He probably lives to close. never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind
Is that his you slipped
This was meant to read how you slipped
Oh that reminds me of when my uncle was getting ready to go to the miners club on a Saturday night years ago and someone chapped the door. He answered it and there was paper on fire on the doorstep so he stamped on it to put it out but there was shit under it so it went all over his good shoes!! He was not a happy chappy!!
Ffs that’s awful... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of that horrid individual!!!
He was quite fashion conscious too and bought expensive things.
It was kids taking chap door run to another level - think it was early 80's
* should I admit that I was once such a horrid individual that partook in such shenanigans ) "
No just keep that to yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch
He probably lives to close. never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind
Is that his you slipped
This was meant to read how you slipped
Oh that reminds me of when my uncle was getting ready to go to the miners club on a Saturday night years ago and someone chapped the door. He answered it and there was paper on fire on the doorstep so he stamped on it to put it out but there was shit under it so it went all over his good shoes!! He was not a happy chappy!!
Ffs that’s awful... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of that horrid individual!!!
He was quite fashion conscious too and bought expensive things.
It was kids taking chap door run to another level - think it was early 80's
No just keep that to yourself "
OK.
Thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch
He probably lives to close. never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind
Is that his you slipped
This was meant to read how you slipped
Oh that reminds me of when my uncle was getting ready to go to the miners club on a Saturday night years ago and someone chapped the door. He answered it and there was paper on fire on the doorstep so he stamped on it to put it out but there was shit under it so it went all over his good shoes!! He was not a happy chappy!!
Ffs that’s awful... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of that horrid individual!!! "
Are you quoting Klinger from MASH? |
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"What Meatloaf won't do?
That
I reckon he was talking about some of the ol'bum loving "
Can just see him writing that song, singing away at the chorus, trying to get that final line.... when his girl walks in with the big strapon on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why Jean Claude van damme hasn't been in touch
He probably lives to close. never shit on your own doorstep springs to mind
Is that his you slipped
This was meant to read how you slipped
Oh that reminds me of when my uncle was getting ready to go to the miners club on a Saturday night years ago and someone chapped the door. He answered it and there was paper on fire on the doorstep so he stamped on it to put it out but there was shit under it so it went all over his good shoes!! He was not a happy chappy!!
Ffs that’s awful... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the armpits of that horrid individual!!!
Are you quoting Klinger from MASH? "
Nope an old workmate but he might be |
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