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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Little tip Jack buy extra milk ,put it in ice cube maker ,freeze it ,then when you wake up no milk just bang a cube in coffee ,it my emergency milk and works a treat  "
Cheers. Good tip |
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By *tew008Man
over a year ago
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"Little tip Jack buy extra milk ,put it in ice cube maker ,freeze it ,then when you wake up no milk just bang a cube in coffee ,it my emergency milk and works a treat
Cheers. Good tip "
Sounds like it’s turned into a good day. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect experience and supreme experience if only I had a coloured pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling  "
I'm sure your inbox will be overflowing with offers of a long, "pencil" to satisfy your morning needs soon enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect experience and supreme experience if only I had a coloured pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling
I'm sure your inbox will be overflowing with offers of a long, "pencil" to satisfy your morning needs soon enough. "
Complete innocent thought  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect experience and supreme experience if only I had a coloured pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling
I'm sure your inbox will be overflowing with offers of a long, "pencil" to satisfy your morning needs soon enough.
Complete innocent thought "
You might want to lift that halo around... 5ft 6 inches higher and I could believe that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you bite into a roll and square and egg and the yoke drips on your shirt
Oh no - not an exploding egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!  "
If I pop round would you help me clean it up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you bite into a roll and square and egg and the yoke drips on your shirt
Oh no - not an exploding egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I pop round would you help me clean it up "
I'm at work but there are an array of cleaning materials in the kitchen |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"When yer sitting in the hairdressers and she's got yer hair looking like chewbacca
Then walks away 
He's deid ffs  "
The hairdressers or chewbacca.....
btw you do know Chewbacca is a fictional character in a fictional movie....
We might have been in a few wars last 30 years but fighting a big guy ina black blanket on a death star isnt one of them.
Sorry if I've ruined it for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When yer sitting in the hairdressers and she's got yer hair looking like chewbacca
Then walks away
He's deid ffs
The hairdressers or chewbacca.....
btw you do know Chewbacca is a fictional character in a fictional movie....
We might have been in a few wars last 30 years but fighting a big guy ina black blanket on a death star isnt one of them.
Sorry if I've ruined it for you."
erm. I'm good with that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When yer sitting in the hairdressers and she's got yer hair looking like chewbacca
Then walks away
He's deid ffs
The hairdressers or chewbacca.....
btw you do know Chewbacca is a fictional character in a fictional movie....
We might have been in a few wars last 30 years but fighting a big guy ina black blanket on a death star isnt one of them.
Sorry if I've ruined it for you. erm. I'm good with that "
Star Wars isnae real!!!!!!!!!!! NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you bite into a roll and square and egg and the yoke drips on your shirt
Oh no - not an exploding egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I pop round would you help me clean it up
I'm at work but there are an array of cleaning materials in the kitchen "
Is the spare key still under the 3rd flower pot on the left |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When yer sitting in the hairdressers and she's got yer hair looking like chewbacca
Then walks away
He's deid ffs
The hairdressers or chewbacca.....
btw you do know Chewbacca is a fictional character in a fictional movie....
We might have been in a few wars last 30 years but fighting a big guy ina black blanket on a death star isnt one of them.
Sorry if I've ruined it for you. erm. I'm good with that
Star Wars isnae real!!!!!!!!!!! NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "
This isn't just a bad day... it's a dark dark DARK day in history |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"When yer sitting in the hairdressers and she's got yer hair looking like chewbacca
Then walks away
He's deid ffs
The hairdressers or chewbacca.....
btw you do know Chewbacca is a fictional character in a fictional movie....
We might have been in a few wars last 30 years but fighting a big guy ina black blanket on a death star isnt one of them.
Sorry if I've ruined it for you. erm. I'm good with that
Star Wars isnae real!!!!!!!!!!! NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
This isn't just a bad day... it's a dark dark DARK day in history "
Dark dark Dark...
Does that constitute Black...
Or that really dark Royal Blue colour that you canny really tell until you put it against black.
Sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When yer sitting in the hairdressers and she's got yer hair looking like chewbacca
Then walks away
He's deid ffs
The hairdressers or chewbacca.....
btw you do know Chewbacca is a fictional character in a fictional movie....
We might have been in a few wars last 30 years but fighting a big guy ina black blanket on a death star isnt one of them.
Sorry if I've ruined it for you. erm. I'm good with that
Star Wars isnae real!!!!!!!!!!! NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
This isn't just a bad day... it's a dark dark DARK day in history
Dark dark Dark...
Does that constitute Black...
Or that really dark Royal Blue colour that you canny really tell until you put it against black.
Sorry "
Lol 50 shades |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you bite into a roll and square and egg and the yoke drips on your shirt
Oh no - not an exploding egg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I pop round would you help me clean it up
I'm at work but there are an array of cleaning materials in the kitchen
Is the spare key still under the 3rd flower pot on the left "
Yep - kettles on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you wake with a banging sore head from the fumes you were breathing in all night and realise the fan has blown spray pain particles all over everything in the room |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... your friends have a spare ticket to the Backstreet Boys at the Hydro and they're insisting you come... 
(It's a fk'n massive no, btw)
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But.. Don't You Want it That Way |
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"... your friends have a spare ticket to the Backstreet Boys at the Hydro and they're insisting you come...
(It's a fk'n massive no, btw)
But.. Don't You Want it That Way "
Had it been Westlife a couple of weeks ago, I'd have been there in a shot, but not these punks! |
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"When yer sitting in the hairdressers and she's got yer hair looking like chewbacca
Then walks away
He's deid ffs
The hairdressers or chewbacca.....
btw you do know Chewbacca is a fictional character in a fictional movie....
We might have been in a few wars last 30 years but fighting a big guy ina black blanket on a death star isnt one of them.
Sorry if I've ruined it for you."
That’s blasphemy!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect experience and supreme experience if only I had a coloured pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling "
What would you draw and why don't you get a long stick and tape a pencil to the end of it. |
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lol you and yer furniture, are ye bored or something lol 