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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!! 
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that "
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that "
Tell her to take her pants off beforehand this time!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period. "
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting. "
That's what the gins for Jack! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting. "
I might beGIN |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Tell her to take her pants off beforehand this time! "
She's putting on two pairs and tights... she says you like a challenge  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack! "
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you. |
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
I might beGIN "
Ah but will you begin the beguine ? ( I’ve two left feet so I’ll sit out ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
I might beGIN
Ah but will you begin the beguine ? ( I’ve two left feet so I’ll sit out ) "
I've three left feet any room on that seat  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you. "
no gatecrashing here I'm too busy behind the bikesheds.
Science isn't my thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you. "
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!! |
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
I might beGIN
Ah but will you begin the beguine ? ( I’ve two left feet so I’ll sit out )
I've three left feet any room on that seat "
( Jane the peg with the extra leg )  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
I might beGIN
Ah but will you begin the beguine ? ( I’ve two left feet so I’ll sit out ) "
ye can dance with me, my right legs good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you. no gatecrashing here I'm too busy behind the bikesheds.
Science isn't my thing"
Hey oldie - nae knickers mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!"
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
I might beGIN
Ah but will you begin the beguine ? ( I’ve two left feet so I’ll sit out )
I've three left feet any room on that seat
( Jane the peg with the extra leg ) "
I need to change my name to Jake ffs lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
I might beGIN
Ah but will you begin the beguine ? ( I’ve two left feet so I’ll sit out ) ye can dance with me, my right legs good "
The burn the boot dance?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out.. "
Always happy to share... my gin |
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
I might beGIN
Ah but will you begin the beguine ? ( I’ve two left feet so I’ll sit out )
I've three left feet any room on that seat
( Jane the peg with the extra leg )
I need to change my name to Jake ffs lol "
Another fake women’s profile . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's fekn cold behind this shed 
That's coz you're an hour and three quarters early.. Lunch is at 1:15..
What about playtime...  "
I'm ready, all you have to do is ask. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
I might beGIN
Ah but will you begin the beguine ? ( I’ve two left feet so I’ll sit out )
I've three left feet any room on that seat
( Jane the peg with the extra leg )
I need to change my name to Jake ffs lol
Another fake women’s profile . "
I'm gonna send fancy a fuck messages too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out.. "
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction! "
If they look out the science block windae they'll see oldie out dogging... I mean dogging it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction! "
I can distract the teacher |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction! "
Hey who's been grassing me on gin drinking (hic)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher "
I AM the teacher  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher
I AM the teacher "
"......look into my eyes......" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher
I AM the teacher
"......look into my eyes......" "
.... not unless you have Gin.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher "
Never mind oldie, she's doubled up on pants and wearing tights!! No mission I'll never get in there. You wearing pants? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher
Never mind oldie, she's doubled up on pants and wearing tights!! No mission I'll never get in there. You wearing pants? "
Pants?
Pants?
What are these "pants" you speak of? |
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over a year ago
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"Offs..dumped again!! TD40 your a lightweight!!
Next!!!
Shall I give him detention
I quite fancy my chances with my d*unk teacher! "
Double detention for sooking up |
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You do know this will scar me for life now TD40 and I will forever blame you for all my up and coming failed relationships lol.
Roll on the 20th school renunion |
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"Offs..dumped again!! TD40 your a lightweight!!
Next!!!
Shall I give him detention
I quite fancy my chances with my d*unk teacher!
Double detention for sooking up "
*Awaits the double entendre of the pupils... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher
Never mind oldie, she's doubled up on pants and wearing tights!! No mission I'll never get in there. You wearing pants?
Pants?
Pants?
What are these "pants" you speak of? "
There these things that waste time, bikesheds in 10, don't let oldie see you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher
Never mind oldie, she's doubled up on pants and wearing tights!! No mission I'll never get in there. You wearing pants?
Pants?
Pants?
What are these "pants" you speak of?
There these things that waste time, bikesheds in 10, don't let oldie see you "
Right...am here and assuming the position.
Hurry the fuck up before somebody parks their bike in the crack of my arse! |
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"You do know this will scar me for life now TD40 and I will forever blame you for all my up and coming failed relationships lol.
Roll on the 20th school renunion "
You will rue the day you wore pants!! |
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher
I AM the teacher "
A teacher that encourages pupils to send notes while she is drinking gin and sending fancy a fuck messages!!
Is Jack a teacher too or a pupil trying to have his teacher?? |
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher
Never mind oldie, she's doubled up on pants and wearing tights!! No mission I'll never get in there. You wearing pants?
Pants?
Pants?
What are these "pants" you speak of?
There these things that waste time, bikesheds in 10, don't let oldie see you
Right...am here and assuming the position.
Hurry the fuck up before somebody parks their bike in the crack of my arse!"
Teacher Jane is hiding behind the bikes drinki... watching for naughty pupils - Detention book in hand |
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher
Never mind oldie, she's doubled up on pants and wearing tights!! No mission I'll never get in there. You wearing pants?
Pants?
Pants?
What are these "pants" you speak of?
There these things that waste time, bikesheds in 10, don't let oldie see you
Right...am here and assuming the position.
Hurry the fuck up before somebody parks their bike in the crack of my arse!"
Impossible, you are the bike! |
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher
Never mind oldie, she's doubled up on pants and wearing tights!! No mission I'll never get in there. You wearing pants?
Pants?
Pants?
What are these "pants" you speak of?
There these things that waste time, bikesheds in 10, don't let oldie see you
Right...am here and assuming the position.
Hurry the fuck up before somebody parks their bike in the crack of my arse!
Teacher Jane is hiding behind the bikes drinki... watching for naughty pupils - Detention book in hand "
Tbf I've watched worse porn story lines |
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher
Never mind oldie, she's doubled up on pants and wearing tights!! No mission I'll never get in there. You wearing pants?
Pants?
Pants?
What are these "pants" you speak of?
There these things that waste time, bikesheds in 10, don't let oldie see you
Right...am here and assuming the position.
Hurry the fuck up before somebody parks their bike in the crack of my arse!
Teacher Jane is hiding behind the bikes drinki... watching for naughty pupils - Detention book in hand
Tbf I've watched worse porn story lines "
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"Passes doggy a note...
Ppsstt..he's a shite ride...stick with the teacher
Yep.
Sneezed and I missed it.
That included the foreplay. "
You just thought that was a sneeze!!
Four what? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher
I AM the teacher
A teacher that encourages pupils to send notes while she is drinking gin and sending fancy a fuck messages!!
Is Jack a teacher too or a pupil trying to have his teacher?? "
I'm the good teacher... you should see what they are up to in the Art Department... they are doing Greek fertility sculptures made of chocolate  |
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"Passes doggy a note...
Ppsstt..he's a shite ride...stick with the teacher
Yep.
Sneezed and I missed it.
That included the foreplay. you got foreplay? "
There's at least four of you getting detention... or maybe that's the gin... |
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"I'll be in the computer room doing on of the fab women's home work, well that's what happened at school
Hope it's not English..."
Nope you don't get the dyslexic guy to do your English homework, computing and Maths  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher
I AM the teacher
A teacher that encourages pupils to send notes while she is drinking gin and sending fancy a fuck messages!!
Is Jack a teacher too or a pupil trying to have his teacher?? "
Pupil .. I got held back twenty odd years... For "being good at bad behaviour." |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher
I AM the teacher
A teacher that encourages pupils to send notes while she is drinking gin and sending fancy a fuck messages!!
Is Jack a teacher too or a pupil trying to have his teacher??
Pupil .. I got held back twenty odd years... For "being good at bad behaviour." "
That reminds me... see me at my desk after class please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher
I AM the teacher
A teacher that encourages pupils to send notes while she is drinking gin and sending fancy a fuck messages!!
Is Jack a teacher too or a pupil trying to have his teacher??
Pupil .. I got held back twenty odd years... For "being good at bad behaviour."
That reminds me... see me at my desk after class please "
Do we have to wait until after class |
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher
I AM the teacher
A teacher that encourages pupils to send notes while she is drinking gin and sending fancy a fuck messages!!
Is Jack a teacher too or a pupil trying to have his teacher??
Pupil .. I got held back twenty odd years... For "being good at bad behaviour."
That reminds me... see me at my desk after class please
Do we have to wait until after class "
Did you eat my playpiece? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher
I AM the teacher
A teacher that encourages pupils to send notes while she is drinking gin and sending fancy a fuck messages!!
Is Jack a teacher too or a pupil trying to have his teacher??
Pupil .. I got held back twenty odd years... For "being good at bad behaviour."
That reminds me... see me at my desk after class please
Do we have to wait until after class
Did you eat my playpiece?"
Not sure... What was her name? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Psstt...plain...
That TD40 is a right know it all!!
Behind the bike sheds lunchtime?
Oldie says you know the answer to that
Jane.. I've hidden a bottle of gin in the trees behind the science block... Meet me there during second period.
Sorry... I forgot you aren't meeting.
That's what the gins for Jack!
Hopefully the gin will entice her.. And no gatecrashing of oldie doesn't turn up fr you.
I need some of your gin man, how much? Oldies wearing pants and tights ffs!!
You can have whatever Jane doesn't drink for free.... I'm always happy to help a guy out..
Fuck that, that'll never work, be fuck all squared left. We're gonna have to steal some real alcohol from the science block. We need a distraction!
I can distract the teacher
I AM the teacher
A teacher that encourages pupils to send notes while she is drinking gin and sending fancy a fuck messages!!
Is Jack a teacher too or a pupil trying to have his teacher??
Pupil .. I got held back twenty odd years... For "being good at bad behaviour."
That reminds me... see me at my desk after class please
Do we have to wait until after class
Did you eat my playpiece?
Not sure... What was her name? "
Jammie Dodger |
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Do we have to wait until after class
Did you eat my playpiece?
Not sure... What was her name? "
Jammie Dodger
It wasn't me she was dodging.. I can tell you that much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got ma cane oot bare arses bent over ma desk
Sorry.. I've already got a date to bend the teacher over the desk.. "
You got a letter from the teacher, your excused |
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"Got ma cane oot bare arses bent over ma desk
Sorry.. I've already got a date to bend the teacher over the desk..
You got a letter from the teacher, your excused "
Hopefully it's a French one. |
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"Got ma cane oot bare arses bent over ma desk
Sorry.. I've already got a date to bend the teacher over the desk..
You got a letter from the teacher, your excused "
I'm the teacher so far too busy discipling all these unruly pupils |
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"Got ma cane oot bare arses bent over ma desk
Sorry.. I've already got a date to bend the teacher over the desk..
You got a letter from the teacher, your excused
I'm the teacher so far too busy discipling all these unruly pupils "
Oh ffs.. Another time waster... This school is worse than fab. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Got ma cane oot bare arses bent over ma desk
Sorry.. I've already got a date to bend the teacher over the desk..
You got a letter from the teacher, your excused
I'm the teacher so far too busy discipling all these unruly pupils
Oh ffs.. Another time waster... This school is worse than fab. "
I'll speak to you after class!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got ma cane oot bare arses bent over ma desk
Sorry.. I've already got a date to bend the teacher over the desk..
You got a letter from the teacher, your excused
I'm the teacher so far too busy discipling all these unruly pupils
Oh ffs.. Another time waster... This school is worse than fab.
I'll speak to you after class!!! "
I have a feeling that classes last a hell of a long time in this school. |
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"Teacher
Bring yourself and a he unruly pupils to the headmasters office and bend over "
*Tenders a note from her Mum... has to be home straight after class (Jack you're off the hook... FOR NOW ) |
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"Got ma cane oot bare arses bent over ma desk
Sorry.. I've already got a date to bend the teacher over the desk..
You got a letter from the teacher, your excused
I'm the teacher so far too busy discipling all these unruly pupils
Oh ffs.. Another time waster... This school is worse than fab.
I'll speak to you after class!!!
I have a feeling that classes last a hell of a long time in this school. "
Seems like it today |
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"Teacher
Bring yourself and a he unruly pupils to the headmasters office and bend over
*Tenders a note from her Mum... has to be home straight after class (Jack you're off the hook... FOR NOW )"
Heard it.... Time waster. You blocked me right after that |
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"Teacher
Bring yourself and a he unruly pupils to the headmasters office and bend over
*Tenders a note from her Mum... has to be home straight after class (Jack you're off the hook... FOR NOW )
Heard it.... Time waster. You blocked me right after that "
It wasn't me... a big boy did it and ran away... |
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"Teacher
Bring yourself and a he unruly pupils to the headmasters office and bend over
*Tenders a note from her Mum... has to be home straight after class (Jack you're off the hook... FOR NOW )
Heard it.... Time waster. You blocked me right after that
It wasn't me... a big boy did it and ran away... "
Can I cook you dinner tonight? |
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"Teacher
Bring yourself and a he unruly pupils to the headmasters office and bend over
*Tenders a note from her Mum... has to be home straight after class (Jack you're off the hook... FOR NOW )
Heard it.... Time waster. You blocked me right after that
It wasn't me... a big boy did it and ran away... "
Damn you Jane.. I never took you for a size queen .. *slopes off to science where they have microscopes * |
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"Teacher
Bring yourself and a he unruly pupils to the headmasters office and bend over
*Tenders a note from her Mum... has to be home straight after class (Jack you're off the hook... FOR NOW )
Heard it.... Time waster. You blocked me right after that
It wasn't me... a big boy did it and ran away...
Can I cook you dinner tonight?"
I don't think I'll ever get oot this damn school ffs |
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"Teacher
Bring yourself and a he unruly pupils to the headmasters office and bend over
*Tenders a note from her Mum... has to be home straight after class (Jack you're off the hook... FOR NOW )
Heard it.... Time waster. You blocked me right after that
It wasn't me... a big boy did it and ran away...
Can I cook you dinner tonight?
I don't think I'll ever get oot this damn school ffs "
I’ll drag you out of it if you allow me. |
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"Teacher
Bring yourself and a he unruly pupils to the headmasters office and bend over
*Tenders a note from her Mum... has to be home straight after class (Jack you're off the hook... FOR NOW )
Heard it.... Time waster. You blocked me right after that
It wasn't me... a big boy did it and ran away...
Damn you Jane.. I never took you for a size queen .. *slopes off to science where they have microscopes *"
I have an A in Biology does that help |
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"Teacher
Bring yourself and a he unruly pupils to the headmasters office and bend over
*Tenders a note from her Mum... has to be home straight after class (Jack you're off the hook... FOR NOW )
Heard it.... Time waster. You blocked me right after that
It wasn't me... a big boy did it and ran away...
Damn you Jane.. I never took you for a size queen .. *slopes off to science where they have microscopes *
I have an A in Biology does that help "
*Looks around . * "Did someone say something?" |
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"Teacher
Bring yourself and a he unruly pupils to the headmasters office and bend over
*Tenders a note from her Mum... has to be home straight after class (Jack you're off the hook... FOR NOW )
Heard it.... Time waster. You blocked me right after that
It wasn't me... a big boy did it and ran away...
Damn you Jane.. I never took you for a size queen .. *slopes off to science where they have microscopes *
I have an A in Biology does that help
*Looks around . * "Did someone say something?" "
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Is that how you broken your ankle? Being a crap ninja!
Fixed that for you Dr W
Lol, once that ankle's better you've had it! wasn't me? "
I meant, once your ankle was better the culprit has had it. Lol
Calling you a crap ninja! Lol |
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"Try again.
10/10 for effort
Maybe we could find an empty classroom and I could try fir extra credit before school starts
Or my office "
Even better... I'll go wait for you then.. |
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"Try again.
10/10 for effort
Maybe we could find an empty classroom and I could try fir extra credit before school starts
Or my office
Even better... I'll go wait for you then.. "
I'm already there |
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"Try again.
10/10 for effort
Maybe we could find an empty classroom and I could try fir extra credit before school starts
Or my office
Even better... I'll go wait for you then..
I'm already there "
Who's office am in then.. |
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"Try again.
10/10 for effort
Maybe we could find an empty classroom and I could try fir extra credit before school starts
Or my office
Even better... I'll go wait for you then..
I'm already there
Who's office am in then.. "
Mrs Fellatalot - it's on the door |
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"Try again.
10/10 for effort
Maybe we could find an empty classroom and I could try fir extra credit before school starts
Or my office
Even better... I'll go wait for you then..
I'm already there
Who's office am in then..
Mrs Fellatalot - it's on the door "
Come join us then |
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Turn my back for 2 minutes and your still at it
Teachers have their own pets
In my day you brought the teacher an apple and you were teachers pet for the day, nowadays you skip her a drink of gin and you get to go riding
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"Turn my back for 2 minutes and your still at it
Teachers have their own pets
In my day you brought the teacher an apple and you were teachers pet for the day, nowadays you skip her a drink of gin and you get to go riding
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Do you still use the belt Headmaster |
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"Turn my back for 2 minutes and your still at it
Teachers have their own pets
In my day you brought the teacher an apple and you were teachers pet for the day, nowadays you skip her a drink of gin and you get to go riding
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Some things weren't better in the good old days then |
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