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"Didn't see it, had Netflix on 
Yes, but were you wearing a Johnny bag as you watched Netflix? Cannae be too safe these days  "
True they are not 100% safe - a friend of mine was wearing one and got knocked over by a bus... (an auld one but still makes me ) |
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What got me was a guy who had an infection on his penis......he didn't wash under the foreskin...!
When asked if he ever washed under the foreskin he simply replied "no ever told me to wash under my foreskin.."
Dude literally was a bellend...
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"What got me was a guy who had an infection on his penis......he didn't wash under the foreskin...!
When asked if he ever washed under the foreskin he simply replied "no ever told me to wash under my foreskin.."
Dude literally was a bellend...
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Jeeeesssus Christ that made me heave.....ffs....can you imagine the smell? Be like a cheese mongers under there! |
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"What got me was a guy who had an infection on his penis......he didn't wash under the foreskin...!
When asked if he ever washed under the foreskin he simply replied "no ever told me to wash under my foreskin.."
Dude literally was a bellend...
Jeeeesssus Christ that made me heave.....ffs....can you imagine the smell? Be like a cheese mongers under there!"
Booooaaaak! |
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"What got me was a guy who had an infection on his penis......he didn't wash under the foreskin...!
When asked if he ever washed under the foreskin he simply replied "no ever told me to wash under my foreskin.."
Dude literally was a bellend...
Jeeeesssus Christ that made me heave.....ffs....can you imagine the smell? Be like a cheese mongers under there!
Booooaaaak!"
Iv no watched it n deffo dont want to now |
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"What got me was a guy who had an infection on his penis......he didn't wash under the foreskin...!
When asked if he ever washed under the foreskin he simply replied "no ever told me to wash under my foreskin.."
Dude literally was a bellend...
Jeeeesssus Christ that made me heave.....ffs....can you imagine the smell? Be like a cheese mongers under there!
Booooaaaak!
Iv no watched it n deffo dont want to now "
Wee bit of camembert my dear? |
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"What got me was a guy who had an infection on his penis......he didn't wash under the foreskin...!
When asked if he ever washed under the foreskin he simply replied "no ever told me to wash under my foreskin.."
Dude literally was a bellend...
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your meant to wash your knob  |
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