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Some enlighten, some baffle... two my Mum used to say were...
"Black as the Earl of Hell's Sunday waistcoat" (When you'd been out playing with your pals all day) and my personal favourite when my sister or I would wail "but that's not fair!!!"
"No and neither's the hair on a black mans head"... probably can't say that now in our snowflake society  
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My father used to tell me, " Find a penny pick it up and all day.... . You'll have an extra penny in your pocket. Your lick is what you make it."
He also used to tell me he wasn't a discriminatory, he hated everyone.  |
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"My father used to tell me, " Find a penny pick it up and all day.... . You'll have an extra penny in your pocket. Your lick is what you make it."
He also used to tell me he wasn't a discriminatory, he hated everyone. "
I sometimes think my Mum said things to baffle us... a distraction tactic lol - perhaps your Dad was the same  |
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"Some enlighten, some baffle... two my Mum used to say were...
"Black as the Earl of Hell's Sunday waistcoat" (When you'd been out playing with your pals all day) and my personal favourite when my sister or I would wail "but that's not fair!!!"
"No and neither's the hair on a black mans head"... probably can't say that now in our snowflake society
Do you have a favourite saying...??? "
 ypu definitely cant say that nowadays...snowflake society or not. In the same way you cant say 'Do you think I came up the Clyde in a banana boat?'
Times change and all that but there are a lot of shockers out there that its difficult to comprehend how they were ever acceptable. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Some enlighten, some baffle... two my Mum used to say were...
"Black as the Earl of Hell's Sunday waistcoat" (When you'd been out playing with your pals all day) and my personal favourite when my sister or I would wail "but that's not fair!!!"
"No and neither's the hair on a black mans head"... probably can't say that now in our snowflake society
Do you have a favourite saying...???
ypu definitely cant say that nowadays...snowflake society or not. In the same way you cant say 'Do you think I came up the Clyde in a banana boat?'
Times change and all that but there are a lot of shockers out there that its difficult to comprehend how they were ever acceptable."
Indeed though to be fair (like the hair ) it really isn't a derogatory saying at all unlike the banana boat one which does carry negative connotations of slavery etc. Still lets stay cheery and on topic |
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Are you Irish or something ?
Blonde moment ?
Face like a well skelped arse
Fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch
I tend to find most well known quips tend to be derogatory about someone, whenever people seem to praise you it’s comparing you to something rather than someone |
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My dad once said there were two kinds of people in the world givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.
So now my saying to my kids is givers need to set limits as takers rarely do.
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If you’ve nothing nice to say, say nothing
If you can’t be good be careful
If at first you don’t succeed try try again(unless of course it puts you on the register)
Ambitions and goals are only set by the limits you put on yourself
Unless your a judge or juror, don’t judge
Only you alone can be the best version of you
If you don’t like who you see in the mirror, you need to change your perspective |
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"If you’ve nothing nice to say, say nothing
If you can’t be good be careful
If at first you don’t succeed try try again(unless of course it puts you on the register)
Ambitions and goals are only set by the limits you put on yourself
Unless your a judge or juror, don’t judge
Only you alone can be the best version of you
If you don’t like who you see in the mirror, you need to change your perspective "
If you can't be good. Be good at it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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All grand wee sayings in their own way but might well adopt this one, thanks Lilmizz
So now my saying to my kids is givers need to set limits as takers rarely do.
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"If ye fall and break yer leg, don't come running tae me
Or
Do you want something to greet for....  "
The former is particularly appropriate eh missis lol |
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"Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.
 what does that mean though? "
It's something to do with not trusting that there could still be a frost even at the end of May... to do with farming I think... dinna quote me on that mind ya |
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"If ye fall and break yer leg, don't come running tae me
Or
Do you want something to greet for....
The former is particularly appropriate eh missis lol "
 absolutely, only another 3 weeks to go |
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"Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.
what does that mean though?
It's something to do with not trusting that there could still be a frost even at the end of May... to do with farming I think... dinna quote me on that mind ya "
oh right, need to ask my mother if she knows that one |
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"If ye fall and break yer leg, don't come running tae me
Or
Do you want something to greet for....
The former is particularly appropriate eh missis lol absolutely, only another 3 weeks to go "
oooer then you will be FIT for... stuff |
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"If ye fall and break yer leg, don't come running tae me
Or
Do you want something to greet for....
The former is particularly appropriate eh missis lol absolutely, only another 3 weeks to go
oooer then you will be FIT for... stuff "
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"If ye fall and break yer leg, don't come running tae me
Or
Do you want something to greet for.... "
My mum used to tell me, "You're gonna wake up dead one day" |
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"If ye fall and break yer leg, don't come running tae me
Or
Do you want something to greet for....
My mum used to tell me, "You're gonna wake up dead one day" "
yea, I mean... How does that even happen |
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My mum when I used to have to take medication when a young loon* if it doesnt kill you it will cure you so open your mouth and swallow your pills*
Wtf mum why giving me something that could kill me |
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"If ye fall and break yer leg, don't come running tae me
Or
Do you want something to greet for....
My mum used to tell me, "You're gonna wake up dead one day" yea, I mean... How does that even happen "
I say that awwwww the time... when it happens I'll come tell you lol |
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"My mum when I used to have to take medication when a young loon* if it doesnt kill you it will cure you so open your mouth and swallow your pills*
Wtf mum why giving me something that could kill me "
Because you ruined her pelvic floor |
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"Do you think am buttoned up the back?
Yir arse is hinging out the windy, now shut up.
Hell slap it in to you cause if he won't I will"
lmao love that last one Jo ages since I used it |
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"If you ask my mum what's for dinner she would always say if it's.
Translates to if it's there you'll get if not you'll not"
Mine use to say., "wait and see".. |
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Heids full o wee motors and they are all crashing into each other.
Go and play slides on the roof.
Go and play Tig with the busses.
Crust will give you hair on your chest or make your hair curly.
You could nae draw your bum along the hound. |
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"You cannot hold what is not in your hand"....wee Granny's favourite saying, usually when we thought the dog had dropped one but then realised it was her. |
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""You cannot hold what is not in your hand"....wee Granny's favourite saying, usually when we thought the dog had dropped one but then realised it was her."
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"If you ask my mum what's for dinner she would always say if it's.
Translates to if it's there you'll get if not you'll not"
I always got told shite n sugar |
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"If you ask my mum what's for dinner she would always say if it's.
Translates to if it's there you'll get if not you'll not I always got told shite n sugar "
I got told cauld tatties and herring |
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"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words
I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny "
I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?
You got a confession Jack ? |
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"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words
I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny
I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?
You got a confession Jack ? "
Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie! |
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"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words
I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny
I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?
You got a confession Jack ? "
Did you just assume Jack's sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words
I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny
I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?
You got a confession Jack ?
Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie! "
Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me! |
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"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words
I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny
I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?
You got a confession Jack ?
Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!
Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!"
They knew you where a lost cause |
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"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words
I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny
I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?
You got a confession Jack ?
Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!
Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!"
I'd expect you to be one imparting the wisdom, Doggy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words
I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny
I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?
You got a confession Jack ?
Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!
Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!"
Awwww...ffs..i thought it was kinda like, "if you take care of the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves." |
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"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words
I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny
I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?
You got a confession Jack ?
Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!
Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!
Awwww...ffs..i thought it was kinda like, "if you take care of the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves." "
Jim Bowen used to say that!
Here's another pearler from him;
"Keep out of the black and stay in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed"!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words
I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny
I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?
You got a confession Jack ?
Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!
Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!
Awwww...ffs..i thought it was kinda like, "if you take care of the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves."
Jim Bowen used to say that!
Here's another pearler from him;
"Keep out of the black and stay in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed"!
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Aye but I think Jim was fond of "a few more than two" in the bed |
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"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words
I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny
I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?
You got a confession Jack ?
Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!
Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!
Awwww...ffs..i thought it was kinda like, "if you take care of the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves."
Jim Bowen used to say that!
Here's another pearler from him;
"Keep out of the black and stay in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed"!
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Remember the wee neds at school talking about one in the pink and one in the brown....lovely. |
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"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words
I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny
I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?
You got a confession Jack ?
Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!
Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!
They knew you where a lost cause "
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"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words
I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny
I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?
You got a confession Jack ?
Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!
Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!
Awwww...ffs..i thought it was kinda like, "if you take care of the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves."
Jim Bowen used to say that!
Here's another pearler from him;
"Keep out of the black and stay in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed"!
Remember the wee neds at school talking about one in the pink and one in the brown....lovely. "
Still happens at my graft, Doggy!
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"Nigela lawson can be a wee dirty too. Heard her with ma own ears...
Here....you've no.....with Nigella???? Have ye? maybe.
Nah. I only go for blondes "
With roots? |
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"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words
I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny
I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?
You got a confession Jack ?
Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!
Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!
They knew you where a lost cause
#grannyknewawasadurty "
If you've got it flaunt it |
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"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words
I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny
I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?
You got a confession Jack ?
Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!
Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!
Awwww...ffs..i thought it was kinda like, "if you take care of the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves."
Jim Bowen used to say that!
Here's another pearler from him;
"Keep out of the black and stay in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed"!
Remember the wee neds at school talking about one in the pink and one in the brown....lovely.
Still happens at my graft, Doggy!
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Ffs.. Does no one appreciate poetry any more, "one in the pink and one in the stink". |
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"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words
I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny
I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?
You got a confession Jack ?
Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!
Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!
Awwww...ffs..i thought it was kinda like, "if you take care of the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves."
Jim Bowen used to say that!
Here's another pearler from him;
"Keep out of the black and stay in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed"!
Remember the wee neds at school talking about one in the pink and one in the brown....lovely.
Still happens at my graft, Doggy!
Ffs.. Does no one appreciate poetry any more, "one in the pink and one in the stink". "
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"Do you think am buttoned up the back?
Yir arse is hinging out the windy, now shut up.
Hell slap it in to you cause if he won't I will
lmao love that last one Jo ages since I used it "
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"Nigela lawson can be a wee dirty too. Heard her with ma own ears...
Ooofftttt Nigellas kinda sexy actually, the big 'meat pounding' punch up the knickers that she is  "
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"Nigela lawson can be a wee dirty too. Heard her with ma own ears...
Ooofftttt Nigellas kinda sexy actually, the big 'meat pounding' punch up the knickers that she is "
She is one of my picks for a dream threesome.. (not saying if it is nigella it vixy.  |
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"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words
I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny
I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?
You got a confession Jack ?
Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!
Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!"
You would need some size of haun for you ha'penny! |
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"Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.
what does that mean though?
It's something to do with not trusting that there could still be a frost even at the end of May... to do with farming I think... dinna quote me on that mind ya oh right, need to ask my mother if she knows that one "
This one is actually misquoted, the saying should be ne'er cast a cloot til may is oot.
Cloot just means clothes. So don't take off layers of clothing until May is out. The part many people don't know is May does not refer to the month but to the May flower, which is an old name for hawthorn which tends not to flower until the warmer weather comes in. |
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Trying to watch the telly just now with the kids in the room reminds me of one of my mums sayings.
You make a better door than you do a window.
In other words, I can't see through you, get out of the way of the TV! |
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"Do you think am buttoned up the back?
Yir arse is hinging out the windy, now shut up.
Hell slap it in to you cause if he won't I will
lmao love that last one Jo ages since I used it
I never said nowt ya senile old bag xx"
Stop with the lovey dovey patter ye’ll make me blush |
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"Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.
what does that mean though?
It's something to do with not trusting that there could still be a frost even at the end of May... to do with farming I think... dinna quote me on that mind ya oh right, need to ask my mother if she knows that one
This one is actually misquoted, the saying should be ne'er cast a cloot til may is oot.
Cloot just means clothes. So don't take off layers of clothing until May is out. The part many people don't know is May does not refer to the month but to the May flower, which is an old name for hawthorn which tends not to flower until the warmer weather comes in."
That’s that sorted - thanks |
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"Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.
what does that mean though?
It's something to do with not trusting that there could still be a frost even at the end of May... to do with farming I think... dinna quote me on that mind ya oh right, need to ask my mother if she knows that one
This one is actually misquoted, the saying should be ne'er cast a cloot til may is oot.
Cloot just means clothes. So don't take off layers of clothing until May is out. The part many people don't know is May does not refer to the month but to the May flower, which is an old name for hawthorn which tends not to flower until the warmer weather comes in.
That’s that sorted - thanks "
Aye, least now ye know yer annual wideon will be here sometime in June x
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"Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.
what does that mean though?
It's something to do with not trusting that there could still be a frost even at the end of May... to do with farming I think... dinna quote me on that mind ya oh right, need to ask my mother if she knows that one
This one is actually misquoted, the saying should be ne'er cast a cloot til may is oot.
Cloot just means clothes. So don't take off layers of clothing until May is out. The part many people don't know is May does not refer to the month but to the May flower, which is an old name for hawthorn which tends not to flower until the warmer weather comes in.
That’s that sorted - thanks
Aye, least now ye know yer annual wideon will be here sometime in June x
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"Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.
what does that mean though?
It's something to do with not trusting that there could still be a frost even at the end of May... to do with farming I think... dinna quote me on that mind ya oh right, need to ask my mother if she knows that one
This one is actually misquoted, the saying should be ne'er cast a cloot til may is oot.
Cloot just means clothes. So don't take off layers of clothing until May is out. The part many people don't know is May does not refer to the month but to the May flower, which is an old name for hawthorn which tends not to flower until the warmer weather comes in.
That’s that sorted - thanks
Aye, least now ye know yer annual wideon will be here sometime in June x
Not if it’s covered with ma “cloot” "
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"Ne'er cast a cloot till the month of May be oot.
what does that mean though?
It's something to do with not trusting that there could still be a frost even at the end of May... to do with farming I think... dinna quote me on that mind ya "
Almost this, but its not the month of May, its may(hawthorn) blossom |
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"If you ask my mum what's for dinner she would always say if it's.
Translates to if it's there you'll get if not you'll not
Mine use to say., "wait and see".. "
Shit wi sugar on it |
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over a year ago
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"Just saw another one on another thread "keep a haun on yer ha'penny"... wise words
I'm here looking to get someone else's haun on my ha'penny
I thought the ha’penny was the girls vagina ?
You got a confession Jack ?
Haha, it is supposed to be! I love that saying, especially hearing some old woman saying it to a young lassie!
Speaks volumes that no one has ever said this to me!
Awwww...ffs..i thought it was kinda like, "if you take care of the pennies, the pounds will take care of themselves."
Jim Bowen used to say that!
Here's another pearler from him;
"Keep out of the black and stay in the red, there's nothing in this game for two in a bed"!
Remember the wee neds at school talking about one in the pink and one in the brown....lovely.
Still happens at my graft, Doggy!
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One in the pink one in the stink |
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over a year ago
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I have one thing I remind myself of always
It's always ok in the end, if it's not ok then it's not the end.
Also I was saying it is what it is long before Love Island |
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over a year ago
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"I have one thing I remind myself of always
It's always ok in the end, if it's not ok then it's not the end.
Also I was saying it is what it is long before Love Island"
It's always ok in your end! Good to know. |
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By *e-subCouple
over a year ago
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""Better than a Slater up yer nose"
Ohhhhh ffs that’s awful who the hell said that to you "
Well there is a lot of better things hehe, normally said when some things are not as good as it could be, so a reminder that things are not as bad as it seems. xx |
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over a year ago
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My dad used to love to ask anyone in cropped trousers "Is the cat deid?"
He also liked "Your mother's up to high doh" and "That's the baw hit the slates then". |
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