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"Feel free to add your own  (yep, I'm bored) 
There once was a lady on fab who......
Was flooded with mail and dick pics"
She was beating them off with big sticks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Feel free to add your own (yep, I'm bored)
There once was a lady on fab who......
Was flooded with mail and dick pics
She was beating them off with big sticks "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She proceeded to get out her vileda mop and brand new bucket
When there was a sharp knock at the door... on opening it there stood two policemen... "
Who handcuffed and frisked hey, she said, I have two not very concealed weapons |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"She proceeded to get out her vileda mop and brand new bucket
When there was a sharp knock at the door... on opening it there stood two policemen...
Who handcuffed and frisked hey, she said, I have two not very concealed weapons "
The good cop said "That's why we are here madam... the neighbours have lodged a complaint" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You best come in then officers. As she houked her best red granny knickers up "
The bad cop said "No no madam we are here to take DOWN your particulars" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being moist at the thought (sweaty)  she said....
Is that a truncheon or are you just pleased to see ne"
With a wicked smile he produced a set of handcuffs... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being moist at the thought (sweaty) she said....
Is that a truncheon or are you just pleased to see ne
With a wicked smile he produced a set of handcuffs..."
She said I have town leather studded ones, hands behind your back please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But before you do that...spread your cheeks and lift your sack... of washing and we can make a start "
I don't have a washing machine.. But as can jump in the the hot tub. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But before you do that...spread your cheeks and lift your sack... of washing and we can make a start
I don't have a washing machine.. But as can jump in the the hot tub. "
The nice copper reply I have no trunks with me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But before you do that...spread your cheeks and lift your sack... of washing and we can make a start
I don't have a washing machine.. But as can jump in the the hot tub.
The nice copper reply I have no trunks with me"
only ma budgie smugglers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But before you do that...spread your cheeks and lift your sack... of washing and we can make a start
I don't have a washing machine.. But as can jump in the the hot tub.
The nice copper reply I have no trunks with me only ma budgie smugglers "
Sadly, they are smuggling a really small budgie.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But before you do that...spread your cheeks and lift your sack... of washing and we can make a start
I don't have a washing machine.. But as can jump in the the hot tub.
The nice copper reply I have no trunks with me only ma budgie smugglers
Sadly, they are smuggling a really small budgie. "
his name isn't gearstick by chance  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But before you do that...spread your cheeks and lift your sack... of washing and we can make a start
I don't have a washing machine.. But as can jump in the the hot tub.
The nice copper reply I have no trunks with me only ma budgie smugglers
Sadly, they are smuggling a really small budgie. his name isn't gearstick by chance "
Actually it is, kinda like calling a tall guy shorty, he says. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You asking me this now? It's too cold to be asking such questions...."
Breathlessly she whispered "Ohhh I'm so sorry officer... will you have to take me to the station?" |
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There once was a lady on Fab who was feeling quite lonely and sad she was messaged by a guy who was nice who said he could spice up her life so they met for a drink and a chat then she suggested his house or her flat the kissing the caressing was unreal an orgasmic lust she did feel this is what she had missed for so long and soon she was smiling on song her new FB was one of the best and for months kiltoon got no rest but it was worth it.
Kiltoon |
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"You asking me this now? It's too cold to be asking such questions....
Breathlessly she whispered "Ohhh I'm so sorry officer... will you have to take me to the station?" "
Oh god no.....you are getting on your knees to apologize to shorty..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You asking me this now? It's too cold to be asking such questions....
Breathlessly she whispered "Ohhh I'm so sorry officer... will you have to take me to the station?"
Oh god no.....you are getting on your knees to apologize to shorty....."
"would you allow me to get my magnifying glass first? My glasses aren't powerful enough." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You asking me this now? It's too cold to be asking such questions....
Breathlessly she whispered "Ohhh I'm so sorry officer... will you have to take me to the station?"
Oh god no.....you are getting on your knees to apologize to shorty.....
"would you allow me to get my magnifying glass first? My glasses aren't powerful enough." "
"No" he said masterfully... you will wear this blindfold whilst... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You asking me this now? It's too cold to be asking such questions....
Breathlessly she whispered "Ohhh I'm so sorry officer... will you have to take me to the station?"
Oh god no.....you are getting on your knees to apologize to shorty.....
"would you allow me to get my magnifying glass first? My glasses aren't powerful enough."
"No" he said masterfully... you will wear this blindfold whilst..."
I go get ma bingo dabber |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You asking me this now? It's too cold to be asking such questions....
Breathlessly she whispered "Ohhh I'm so sorry officer... will you have to take me to the station?"
Oh god no.....you are getting on your knees to apologize to shorty.....
"would you allow me to get my magnifying glass first? My glasses aren't powerful enough."
"No" he said masterfully... you will wear this blindfold whilst...I go get ma bingo dabber "
Heart racing she put on the blindfold only to find... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You asking me this now? It's too cold to be asking such questions....
Breathlessly she whispered "Ohhh I'm so sorry officer... will you have to take me to the station?"
Oh god no.....you are getting on your knees to apologize to shorty.....
"would you allow me to get my magnifying glass first? My glasses aren't powerful enough."
"No" he said masterfully... you will wear this blindfold whilst...
I prepare the cola taste test "
Her heart raced even faster... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good to see you are all hard at work!
Actually I am.. well am at work... 
I have a wee break.
So did vixy... hence the boot "
Vixy getting the boot makes a change from her giving the boot. |
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"Good to see you are all hard at work!
Actually I am.. well am at work...
I have a wee break.
So did vixy... hence the boot
Vixy getting the boot makes a change from her giving the boot. "
The two policemen looked at each other in the midst of all the chaos and decided that all the above posters... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good to see you are all hard at work!
Actually I am.. well am at work...
I have a wee break.
So did vixy... hence the boot
Vixy getting the boot makes a change from her giving the boot.
The two policemen looked at each other in the midst of all the chaos and decided that all the above posters... "
Are high., so they called the drug squad. Which sent the OP into meltdown. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good to see you are all hard at work!
Actually I am.. well am at work...
I have a wee break.
A Short amount of time or a time for a pee?"
You need longer at my age. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The phone rang......
It was Anne summers.., "you left a few items in out changing room." some of which are rather odd, a generator  "
A bucket of water, and whay looked to be a pile of singed hair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Now the drug squad and the two policemen were joined by CID... "
And Jane thinks to herself, "this is the perfect time to Rob the bank on the other side of the city.". |
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"Now the drug squad and the two policemen were joined by CID...
And Jane thinks to herself, "this is the perfect time to Rob the bank on the other side of the city.". "
Jane... was already halfway there but needed a look out and driver so on the way she... |
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"Now the drug squad and the two policemen were joined by CID...
And Jane thinks to herself, "this is the perfect time to Rob the bank on the other side of the city.".
Jane... was already halfway there but needed a look out and driver so on the way she... "
Checked out who's near on fab.. Immediately one profile caught her eyes. |
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"Now the drug squad and the two policemen were joined by CID...
And Jane thinks to herself, "this is the perfect time to Rob the bank on the other side of the city.".
Jane... was already halfway there but needed a look out and driver so on the way she...
Checked out who's near on fab.. Immediately one profile caught her eyes. "
his name was the budgie smuggler  |
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"Now the drug squad and the two policemen were joined by CID...
And Jane thinks to herself, "this is the perfect time to Rob the bank on the other side of the city.".
Jane... was already halfway there but needed a look out and driver so on the way she...
Checked out who's near on fab.. Immediately one profile caught her eyes. his name was the budgie smuggler "
The problem was he drove a little red corvette.. Jane wanted the A team van |
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"Now the drug squad and the two policemen were joined by CID...
And Jane thinks to herself, "this is the perfect time to Rob the bank on the other side of the city.".
Jane... was already halfway there but needed a look out and driver so on the way she...
Checked out who's near on fab.. Immediately one profile caught her eyes. his name was the budgie smuggler
The problem was he drove a little red corvette.. Jane wanted the A team van "
and a motorbike in case she needed a quick getaway... but just as she |
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"Now the drug squad and the two policemen were joined by CID...
And Jane thinks to herself, "this is the perfect time to Rob the bank on the other side of the city.".
Jane... was already halfway there but needed a look out and driver so on the way she...
Checked out who's near on fab.. Immediately one profile caught her eyes. his name was the budgie smuggler
The problem was he drove a little red corvette.. Jane wanted the A team van
and a motorbike in case she needed a quick getaway... but just as she "
Thought always lost pussy destroyer pulls up in the A team van pulling a bike and says jump in red |
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