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over a year ago
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I dropped the kids off at horse riding this boring and the Mrs is in bed after a night shift so I have been sitting in the livingroom perving on fab and maybe having a we play to myself 
When i heard someone trying to open the front door 
Luckily I'd left my key in the door or the wee cleaner would have caught me mid wank
Have you ever forgotten about someone coming and nearly been caught out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dropped the kids off at horse riding this boring and the Mrs is in bed after a night shift so I have been sitting in the livingroom perving on fab and maybe having a we play to myself
When i heard someone trying to open the front door
Luckily I'd left my key in the door or the wee cleaner would have caught me mid wank
Have you ever forgotten about someone coming and nearly been caught out "
cant say I've ever forgot about someone comin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dropped the kids off at horse riding this boring and the Mrs is in bed after a night shift so I have been sitting in the livingroom perving on fab and maybe having a we play to myself
When i heard someone trying to open the front door
Luckily I'd left my key in the door or the wee cleaner would have caught me mid wank
Have you ever forgotten about someone coming and nearly been caught out cant say I've ever forgot about someone comin "
But did ya ever slap someone with a kipper |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dropped the kids off at horse riding this boring and the Mrs is in bed after a night shift so I have been sitting in the livingroom perving on fab and maybe having a we play to myself
When i heard someone trying to open the front door
Luckily I'd left my key in the door or the wee cleaner would have caught me mid wank
Have you ever forgotten about someone coming and nearly been caught out cant say I've ever forgot about someone comin "
You remembered I was coming to the social yesterday and made a quick exit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dropped the kids off at horse riding this boring and the Mrs is in bed after a night shift so I have been sitting in the livingroom perving on fab and maybe having a we play to myself
When i heard someone trying to open the front door
Luckily I'd left my key in the door or the wee cleaner would have caught me mid wank
Have you ever forgotten about someone coming and nearly been caught out cant say I've ever forgot about someone comin
You remembered I was coming to the social yesterday and made a quick exit "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dropped the kids off at horse riding this boring and the Mrs is in bed after a night shift so I have been sitting in the livingroom perving on fab and maybe having a we play to myself
When i heard someone trying to open the front door
Luckily I'd left my key in the door or the wee cleaner would have caught me mid wank
Have you ever forgotten about someone coming and nearly been caught out cant say I've ever forgot about someone comin
You remembered I was coming to the social yesterday and made a quick exit "
Well when I say quick it was more like a slow hop |
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"I dropped the kids off at horse riding this boring and the Mrs is in bed after a night shift so I have been sitting in the livingroom perving on fab and maybe having a we play to myself
When i heard someone trying to open the front door
Luckily I'd left my key in the door or the wee cleaner would have caught me mid wank
Have you ever forgotten about someone coming and nearly been caught out "
Miserable boss not even giving the cleaner the bank holiday off .  |
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Few months ago during a wee last minute meet door goes realise it's my Tesco delivery, quickly shove on my housecoat that busy trying to quickly get the shopping housecoat flies open revealing my stockings etc.
Following week same guy came with shopping again asking if I was doing anything nice today, answered saying by looks of what I'm wearing today you can probably tell I ain't getting lucky today.  |
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"Few months ago during a wee last minute meet door goes realise it's my Tesco delivery, quickly shove on my housecoat that busy trying to quickly get the shopping housecoat flies open revealing my stockings etc.
Following week same guy came with shopping again asking if I was doing anything nice today, answered saying by looks of what I'm wearing today you can probably tell I ain't getting lucky today. "
Bet he didn't get z cup of coffee either  |
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"Few months ago during a wee last minute meet door goes realise it's my Tesco delivery, quickly shove on my housecoat that busy trying to quickly get the shopping housecoat flies open revealing my stockings etc.
Following week same guy came with shopping again asking if I was doing anything nice today, answered saying by looks of what I'm wearing today you can probably tell I ain't getting lucky today.
Bet he didn't get z cup of coffee either "
Nope |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Few months ago during a wee last minute meet door goes realise it's my Tesco delivery, quickly shove on my housecoat that busy trying to quickly get the shopping housecoat flies open revealing my stockings etc.
Following week same guy came with shopping again asking if I was doing anything nice today, answered saying by looks of what I'm wearing today you can probably tell I ain't getting lucky today.
Bet he didn't get z cup of coffee either
Nope "
I've only been waiting 5 years do what's to deliveries and a flash of your undies lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dropped the kids off at horse riding this boring and the Mrs is in bed after a night shift so I have been sitting in the livingroom perving on fab and maybe having a we play to myself
When i heard someone trying to open the front door
Luckily I'd left my key in the door or the wee cleaner would have caught me mid wank
Have you ever forgotten about someone coming and nearly been caught out cant say I've ever forgot about someone comin
You remembered I was coming to the social yesterday and made a quick exit
Well when I say quick it was more like a slow hop "
. Very good! Hope my arse crack wasn't showing getting into car lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dropped the kids off at horse riding this boring and the Mrs is in bed after a night shift so I have been sitting in the livingroom perving on fab and maybe having a we play to myself
When i heard someone trying to open the front door
Luckily I'd left my key in the door or the wee cleaner would have caught me mid wank
Have you ever forgotten about someone coming and nearly been caught out cant say I've ever forgot about someone comin
You remembered I was coming to the social yesterday and made a quick exit
Well when I say quick it was more like a slow hop . Very good! Hope my arse crack wasn't showing getting into car lol "
Yip I took a picture anyone want yo see it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dropped the kids off at horse riding this boring and the Mrs is in bed after a night shift so I have been sitting in the livingroom perving on fab and maybe having a we play to myself
When i heard someone trying to open the front door
Luckily I'd left my key in the door or the wee cleaner would have caught me mid wank
Have you ever forgotten about someone coming and nearly been caught out cant say I've ever forgot about someone comin
You remembered I was coming to the social yesterday and made a quick exit
Well when I say quick it was more like a slow hop . Very good! Hope my arse crack wasn't showing getting into car lol
Yip I took a picture anyone want yo see it "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I dropped the kids off at horse riding this boring and the Mrs is in bed after a night shift so I have been sitting in the livingroom perving on fab and maybe having a we play to myself
When i heard someone trying to open the front door
Luckily I'd left my key in the door or the wee cleaner would have caught me mid wank
Have you ever forgotten about someone coming and nearly been caught out cant say I've ever forgot about someone comin
You remembered I was coming to the social yesterday and made a quick exit
Well when I say quick it was more like a slow hop . Very good! Hope my arse crack wasn't showing getting into car lol
Yip I took a picture anyone want yo see it . "
It's a crack... Er |
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