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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make??? 
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working 
Vive la difference  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference "
 a kipper  ffs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference a kipper ffs "
ANNNO!!! The clingfilm is fine but a poor wee kipper sakes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference "
But am sure you could make room for me right and if not a kipper what about a nice big trout  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference
But am sure you could make room for me right and if not a kipper what about a nice big trout "
Ahhh it's all about size for you guys innit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference
But am sure you could make room for me right and if not a kipper what about a nice big trout
Ahhh it's all about size for you guys innit "
And how you use it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference
But am sure you could make room for me right and if not a kipper what about a nice big trout
Ahhh it's all about size for you guys innit
And how you use it "
I'm listening... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference "
Aww.. Let me be the exception that proves the rule.. And would you use a nice pork fillet on me instead... I'm allergic to fish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference
But am sure you could make room for me right and if not a kipper what about a nice big trout
Ahhh it's all about size for you guys innit
And how you use it
I'm listening... "
Well with the trout in your stronger had you need to get a good slapping motion going |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference
But am sure you could make room for me right and if not a kipper what about a nice big trout
Ahhh it's all about size for you guys innit
And how you use it
I'm listening...
Well with the trout in your stronger had you need to get a good slapping motion going "
A fishy tale if ever I heard one
And what annoys you about the opposite sex my dear Jason  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One of last Fridays messages...
I see you are close by, I would like to deliver my wife’s panties to you for your use, nothing in return
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Was she the da e size as you and where the good quality or heap prada mark numbers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference
But am sure you could make room for me right and if not a kipper what about a nice big trout
Ahhh it's all about size for you guys innit
And how you use it
I'm listening...
Well with the trout in your stronger had you need to get a good slapping motion going
A fishy tale if ever I heard one
And what annoys you about the opposite sex my dear Jason "
It a trap am noooo answering that ffs |
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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago
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"One of last Fridays messages...
I see you are close by, I would like to deliver my wife’s panties to you for your use, nothing in return
Was she the da e size as you and where the good quality or heap prada mark numbers"
Lol I replied......
Thank you for your message however we have to decline your offer
He replied...... no problem
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference
But am sure you could make room for me right and if not a kipper what about a nice big trout
Ahhh it's all about size for you guys innit
And how you use it
I'm listening...
Well with the trout in your stronger had you need to get a good slapping motion going
A fishy tale if ever I heard one
And what annoys you about the opposite sex my dear Jason
It a trap am noooo answering that ffs "
Ohhh you're good... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One of last Fridays messages...
I see you are close by, I would like to deliver my wife’s panties to you for your use, nothing in return
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Ohhh ffs... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One of last Fridays messages...
I see you are close by, I would like to deliver my wife’s panties to you for your use, nothing in return
Was she the da e size as you and where the good quality or heap prada mark numbers
Lol I replied......
Thank you for your message however we have to decline your offer
He replied...... no problem
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At least it was polite, I got told I was arrogant for politely refusing to meet someone |
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By *MCFUN5Couple
over a year ago
GLASGOW |
I also get ones like this almost every single week......
Your profile says you don’t have penetrative sex with anyone except your husband? Hmm that would so change if you met me so let’s do it and see what you’re missing
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also get ones like this almost every single week......
Your profile says you don’t have penetrative sex with anyone except your husband? Hmm that would so change if you met me so let’s do it and see what you’re missing
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You promised you wouldn't tell anyone  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I also get ones like this almost every single week......
Your profile says you don’t have penetrative sex with anyone except your husband? Hmm that would so change if you met me so let’s do it and see what you’re missing
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Do you think it's the same person |
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"I also get ones like this almost every single week......
Your profile says you don’t have penetrative sex with anyone except your husband? Hmm that would so change if you met me so let’s do it and see what you’re missing
"
If Jane’s fella comes along he’ll be offering you penetrative sex with the kipper itself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference
But am sure you could make room for me right and if not a kipper what about a nice big trout
Ahhh it's all about size for you guys innit
And how you use it
I'm listening...
Well with the trout in your stronger had you need to get a good slapping motion going
A fishy tale if ever I heard one
And what annoys you about the opposite sex my dear Jason
It a trap am noooo answering that ffs
Ohhh you're good... "
I fell for this with my wife once she asked me to be honest and tell her if a dress made her arse look big apparently your arse looks big in everything was the wrong answer |
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference
Aww.. Let me be the exception that proves the rule.. And would you use a nice pork fillet on me instead... I'm allergic to fish. "
I’ve meatballs going off in the fridge, can I just chuck those at you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference
Aww.. Let me be the exception that proves the rule.. And would you use a nice pork fillet on me instead... I'm allergic to fish.
I’ve meatballs going off in the fridge, can I just chuck those at you?"
Now yer talking ya minx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got a message from a guy yesterday asking simply if I wanted to chat. I replied no thank you and he messaged back saying "lol you're getting blocked, you're no lolreal". So now a polite no thanks will get you blocked but the dafty obviously can't spell either and doesn't realise that I can still block him too x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is those ones that spoil it for everyone. Trying to dip my toes in the fab world and I can't even get a kipper never mind getting someone to hit me with one. |
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference
Aww.. Let me be the exception that proves the rule.. And would you use a nice pork fillet on me instead... I'm allergic to fish.
I’ve meatballs going off in the fridge, can I just chuck those at you?
Now yer talking ya minx "
You want to get your hands on my meatballs, Red? |
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By *dlilbumCouple
over a year ago
Aviemore and regularly visit Glasgow |
Because we’re in b*mf*ck nowhere we get messages like
Wow, we’re close
All the time. It’s like. Aye very good son but as we’ve said on the profile, not really interested in single guys. Also, would you do that in Glasgow or Edinburgh if you were 10-30milea from someone? You’d be sending about a thousand messages a minute if you were! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I got a message from a guy yesterday asking simply if I wanted to chat. I replied no thank you and he messaged back saying "lol you're getting blocked, you're no lolreal". So now a polite no thanks will get you blocked but the dafty obviously can't spell either and doesn't realise that I can still block him too x"
Sometimes being blocked is good eh and yeah blocking back makes sure lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can count on one hand the number of unsolicited messages I've had.mostlyin relation to forum shit.
One said, "pass", kiss, fucknkr smear in chocolate spread and lick it off
Kiss cuddle or torture.., they said torture.. As it was the least repulsive option and the only one that meant they wouldn't have to touch me..
Cest la vie. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It is those ones that spoil it for everyone. Trying to dip my toes in the fab world and I can't even get a kipper never mind getting someone to hit me with one. "
Try posting in meets and events lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference
Aww.. Let me be the exception that proves the rule.. And would you use a nice pork fillet on me instead... I'm allergic to fish.
I’ve meatballs going off in the fridge, can I just chuck those at you?
Now yer talking ya minx
You want to get your hands on my meatballs, Red? "
I've got a jar of Dolmio... are ya tempted... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because we’re in b*mf*ck nowhere we get messages like
Wow, we’re close
All the time. It’s like. Aye very good son but as we’ve said on the profile, not really interested in single guys. Also, would you do that in Glasgow or Edinburgh if you were 10-30milea from someone? You’d be sending about a thousand messages a minute if you were! "
Lol what you think and what you reply can be two different things uhuh  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can count on one hand the number of unsolicited messages I've had.mostlyin relation to forum shit.
One said, "pass", kiss, fucknkr smear in chocolate spread and lick it off
Kiss cuddle or torture.., they said torture.. As it was the least repulsive option and the only one that meant they wouldn't have to touch me..
Cest la vie. "
Being covered in chocolate spread IS torture and the mess, you'd never get that oot yer silk sheets |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got a message from a guy yesterday asking simply if I wanted to chat. I replied no thank you and he messaged back saying "lol you're getting blocked, you're no lolreal". So now a polite no thanks will get you blocked but the dafty obviously can't spell either and doesn't realise that I can still block him too x
Sometimes being blocked is good eh and yeah blocking back makes sure lol"
Yes especially when that sort of guy takes the hump when you're politely just not interested x |
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Shame your not closer/looking for guys/im out your age range... Etc... Whos it a shame for ? Cause it's not Me.
I'm nearby..... Good, keep on driving.
Can i ask a question?... That was a question.
You can dress me up if you'll meet me.... 
Fancy a meet/fun tonight?.... Eh its 11:45 ya numpty.
I've just wanked over your pictures,... Cool I've just puked at yours.
Nice pics, any more?... Shite silhouette, and pics at all?.
I'd destroy you.... And I'd fling you about like an empty tracksuit if ye tried.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Shame your not closer/looking for guys/im out your age range... Etc... Whos it a shame for ? Cause it's not Me.
I'm nearby..... Good, keep on driving.
Can i ask a question?... That was a question.
You can dress me up if you'll meet me....
Fancy a meet/fun tonight?.... Eh its 11:45 ya numpty.
I've just wanked over your pictures,... Cool I've just puked at yours.
Nice pics, any more?... Shite silhouette, and pics at all?.
I'd destroy you.... And I'd fling you about like an empty tracksuit if ye tried.
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I swear... it's just as well I'm at my desk on my own cos I nearly fell off my twirly chair at that Jo
Fling you about like an empty tracksuit - brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference
But am sure you could make room for me right and if not a kipper what about a nice big trout
Ahhh it's all about size for you guys innit
And how you use it
I'm listening...
Well with the trout in your stronger had you need to get a good slapping motion going "
Actually made me lol, well played! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference
But am sure you could make room for me right and if not a kipper what about a nice big trout
Ahhh it's all about size for you guys innit
And how you use it
I'm listening...
Well with the trout in your stronger had you need to get a good slapping motion going
Actually made me lol, well played!"
It's all about the motion |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good natured of course, opposites attract and we really love those exciting, annoying little differences and we might even learn something but what drives you mad about the opposite sex on here.
Mine today is stupid messages like...
Pity you're not meeting and or nearer me? - First it's no even a question and why!!!? what difference would that make???
Can't you just make room in your friends to meet me? - This is possibly the most insulting message ever and surely everyone can see why
Do you fancy beating me with a kipper whilst I'm wrapped in clingfilm (or replace with some other strange sexual preference) - naw or I'd have it on my profile
Have a nice bank holiday y'all as you may guess... I'm working
Vive la difference
Aww.. Let me be the exception that proves the rule.. And would you use a nice pork fillet on me instead... I'm allergic to fish.
I’ve meatballs going off in the fridge, can I just chuck those at you?"
This is the most anti-vegan thread ever. I'm telling PETA on you guys |
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over a year ago
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"One of last Fridays messages...
I see you are close by, I would like to deliver my wife’s panties to you for your use, nothing in return
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Wow, that is a bold first message. Wonder if its due to a confident assumption that most people are into that or totally out of touch with reality
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a message from a guy yesterday asking simply if I wanted to chat. I replied no thank you and he messaged back saying "lol you're getting blocked, you're no lolreal". So now a polite no thanks will get you blocked but the dafty obviously can't spell either and doesn't realise that I can still block him too x"
Got to wonder at some people. You politely say you don't want to chat so he blocks you meaning you definitely can't chat. Childish or stupid? |
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Sometimes, if the profile isn't clear, at the end of a first message I'll ask "so what are you looking for"
The response "Big Black C*ck" as a suggestion to go and raffle myself always makes me laugh |
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