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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm seriously considering getting my penis tattooed like a footballers arm . Think they call this a sleeve . Or my other idea is . Words in capital letters saying . Welcome to Zimbabwe have a great day . Any thoughts ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got the bible tattooed on mine, it works a treat as every time it comes out girls seem to get very devout and start yelling Jesus Christ  "
Is that in a good way or bad way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I’ve got a few extensive tattoos and the “pain” (not painful at all in my opinion) never bothered me. However when I read this my eyes started watering and my testicles have ascended to somewhere around my solar plexus |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm seriously considering getting my penis tattooed like a footballers arm . Think they call this a sleeve . Or my other idea is . Words in capital letters saying . Welcome to Zimbabwe have a great day . Any thoughts ?"
I'm thinking my penis would have to be erect first . Otherwise it might look distorted .
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This is a great, well told joke! Nice one OP!
For those that haven't heard it;
A fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal.
To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon. We have great beaches, great ladies, and great sun, mon! Have a nice day.'"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm seriously considering getting my penis tattooed like a footballers arm . Think they call this a sleeve . Or my other idea is . Words in capital letters saying . Welcome to Zimbabwe have a great day . Any thoughts ?"
If you did this it would be more than your name that's, "throbbin".  |
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"I got the bible tattooed on mine, it works a treat as every time it comes out girls seem to get very devout and start yelling Jesus Christ
Is that in a good way or bad way "
I’ve never asked, but I’ve convinced myself it’s good lol  |
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"I'm seriously considering getting my penis tattooed like a footballers arm . Think they call this a sleeve . Or my other idea is . Words in capital letters saying . Welcome to Zimbabwe have a great day . Any thoughts ?"
The thought of it I find quite horny, but I don't know if I would regret it when I were older. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've worked in care homes most of my life and I loved the stories about people's tattoos. One old boy had a girl with grass skirt on his arm. Said when he was younger if he flexed his muscles her skirt swayed. Loved it.
Can I just say, I don't have a penis but I was crying at the thought of the pain. L x |
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