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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago
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Ok this is your Dear Deirdre Fab collumn .
Help others out with your words of wisdom.
Maybe your sex life is non existent, maybe your getting it to much. Maybe you have a crush on another Fabber and need advice .
This is a bit of fun , dont take any advice to heart , usual Fab rules apply though lets not let it turn into petty digs at each other.
I will start.
Dear Fab , i am struggling to meet a woman i like as she is always working or im working and we just cant sort out a time that suits us both . Should i quit my job and take up being a full time tart. ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear devil
I'm sorry to have to break this to you, but it's only an excuse she's using.
And please don't give up your job to become a tart...the women of fab need at least some respite from horny men, so at least when they are at work they aren't pestering us begging to get their willies wet.
Maybe you could take a wee holiday from work and go to the school of hard knocks to learn how to deal with such situations should they present themselves again in the future.
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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago
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"Dear devil
I'm sorry to have to break this to you, but it's only an excuse she's using.
And please don't give up your job to become a tart...the women of fab need at least some respite from horny men, so at least when they are at work they aren't pestering us begging to get their willies wet.
Maybe you could take a wee holiday from work and go to the school of hard knocks to learn how to deal with such situations should they present themselves again in the future.
Hope this helps "
Dear Fab, thank you for your advice. You are the perfect person for a column like this xx
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Dear Fab, I used to be a busy boy at this lark but now generally have no motivation to meet, arrange or do anything apart from read forums and chat about any old thing in chat room.
Should I retire or re-invent myself as a newbie with no pics, no clue and post a thread asking for tips and advice on how to meet folk?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Aston
Acceptance is key to your troubles
You have to learn to accept that modern women don't care all that much for men whose sex life is rooted in the halcyon days of yore.
Accept that you have to move with the times
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear Aston
Acceptance is key to your troubles
You have to learn to accept that modern women don't care all that much for men whose sex life is rooted in the halcyon days of yore.
Accept that you have to move with the times
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
Hope this helps "
Two word I can't get enough of, halcyon and yore. I think we have a winner for the position of Fabs Dear Deirdre |
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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago
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"Dear Aston
Acceptance is key to your troubles
You have to learn to accept that modern women don't care all that much for men whose sex life is rooted in the halcyon days of yore.
Accept that you have to move with the times
Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
Hope this helps
Two word I can't get enough of, halcyon and yore. I think we have a winner for the position of Fabs Dear Deirdre "
Im almost jealous but i think you may be right. I think we might have found the perfect person as our Dear Fab columnist.  |
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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago
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"Dear Jason
You can't
Hope that helps "
This is the Editor here, your on your first unofficial chat here. If your going to be a Dear Fab columnist you have to keep our readers happy. Your job is to help and inspire . Dont let it happen again.  . We have a Mrs Doggy waiting in the wings for this position so watch yourself.  |
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"Dear Jason
You can't
Hope that helps
This is the Editor here, your on your first unofficial chat here. If your going to be a Dear Fab columnist you have to keep our readers happy. Your job is to help and inspire . Dont let it happen again. . We have a Mrs Doggy waiting in the wings for this position so watch yourself. "
Dear Doggy has a ring to it, but surely Doggys responses would mostly involved stabbing! |
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By *e Devil OP Man
over a year ago
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"Dear Jason
You can't
Hope that helps
This is the Editor here, your on your first unofficial chat here. If your going to be a Dear Fab columnist you have to keep our readers happy. Your job is to help and inspire . Dont let it happen again. . We have a Mrs Doggy waiting in the wings for this position so watch yourself.
Dear Doggy has a ring to it, but surely Doggys responses would mostly involved stabbing! "
Haha probably, but it would make for terrific reading. |
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