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A notable gynaecologist once said...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental
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brave lad.........
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental
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I wish you luck Steve.........a think yer gonna need it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental
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You been on the brave pills the day  |
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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
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"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental
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very brave steve better get that ball sling out of the first aid box when jo sees this.
even if it is oh so true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think Jo should tell Steve he is like a classy vintage car... rally's once a year and has to be hand started "
and all his parts are that old u can get replacement parts!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Think Jo should tell Steve he is like a classy vintage car... rally's once a year and has to be hand started
and all his parts are that old u can get replacement parts!!!!"
Nothing wrong with my parts young lady.... all in good fettle and are getting plenty of use just now, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think Jo should tell Steve he is like a classy vintage car... rally's once a year and has to be hand started
and all his parts are that old u can get replacement parts!!!!
Nothing wrong with my parts young lady.... all in good fettle and are getting plenty of use just now, lol "
built in obsolescence mate... only a matter of time  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Nothing wrong with my parts young lady.... all in good fettle and are getting plenty of use just now, lol
built in obsolescence mate... only a matter of time "
Maybe just have to keep them in good condition and give them plenty of exercise then!! |
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