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How can you tell a Scottish person?
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We universally gauge how good other countries are by the price of a pint.
"Just back from Poland"
"Never been there, what's it like?"
"It's ace mate, 70p a pint"
"Yas".
"Just back from Sweden"
"Never been there, what's it like?"
"Shocking. £11 a pint mate"
"Fuck that".
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"We universally gauge how good other countries are by the price of a pint.
"Just back from Poland"
"Never been there, what's it like?"
"It's ace mate, 70p a pint"
"Yas".
"Just back from Sweden"
"Never been there, what's it like?"
"Shocking. £11 a pint mate"
"Fuck that".
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Haha totally, base travelling on the price of a pint
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"According to my Brazilian friend who was here for 5 weeks last summer they are the ones 'walking around looking miserable while the sun is out'  "
That’s ME!!!  |
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"There's a general style of 'glasgow fucking' lol. I thought I was being biased but my lover said the same. He was a hit when he moved here!"
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"Ask them to say purple
Or “There’s been a murrrrderrrr”
Or “burger” "
Once had a wee English lassie who couldn't understand the way I said burger ....she then said "Oooo you mean a Booger".
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"Glasgow is the friendliest city I’ve lived in, and I’ve lived in a few. So I’ll say hospitality
Yeah but I'm an absolute bastard remember and I live here lol. R."
There’s exceptions of course.  |
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"Ask them to say purple
Or “There’s been a murrrrderrrr”
Yeah and don’t move to Scotland if you are a guy called Carl/Karl. "
I met a guy called Carl...kept calling him carol |
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"Just for fun... How can you tell if someone is Scottish?
If you have a look under his kilt and see a quarterpounder.....
He must be a McDonald!!
Rx"
lmao Such a cracker of a joke if you pardon the pun ... also if your American we are all suppose to have ginger hair |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Scottish gal here. I tried to use a Scottish 10 pound note in a morrisons in Newcastle and the entire queue of folk behind me knew I was Scottish when I mentioned legal tender  |
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"Ask them to say purple
Or “There’s been a murrrrderrrr”
Yeah and don’t move to Scotland if you are a guy called Carl/Karl. I met a guy called Carl...kept calling him carol "
Yep, instant gender reassignment |
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"We universally gauge how good other countries are by the price of a pint.
"Just back from Poland"
"Never been there, what's it like?"
"It's ace mate, 70p a pint"
"Yas".
"Just back from Sweden"
"Never been there, what's it like?"
"Shocking. £11 a pint mate"
"Fuck that".
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44 quid for 2 bottles of beer and 2 voddys in Iceland |
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"How can you tell a Scottish person?
Ye can try but we’ll no feckin listen . "
Lol.
Also, the price of a pint thing is a general British thing, isn't it? Or did I just have stingy Welsh parents and friends? |
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Fan ye ging tae gang oer ayer but ye get yer sheen mucket on i way so yiv tae ging back hame tae gae yer sheen a decht we a cloot ifor ye ging back oot tae ging oer ayer, and you understand what I just said. |
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"Just for fun... How can you tell if someone is Scottish?"
When you spot them in an English branch of a particular supermarket chain, telling the manager they didnae invent square sausage that was us, and that their own brand irnbru is worse than the new recipe barrs shite, and they better no even think about refusing to take a clydesdale bank tenner, because its legal tenderrrrrrrr |
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