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I pulled into a petrol station
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As I walked in to buy some coffee, I passed a woman who was smoking while she filled her car with gas.
I passed two police officers, while heading in and I was shaking my head about the stupidity.
When I came out, I see the woman with her arm on fire, screaming and waving it back and forth.
The police officers grabbed an extinguisher, tackled her to the ground, and put the fire out. Then they started handcuffing her.
"Why is she being arrested?" I asked the cops.
"Didn't you see her waving her firearm around?"  |
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"As I walked in to buy some coffee, I passed a woman who was smoking while she filled her car with gas.
I passed two police officers, while heading in and I was shaking my head about the stupidity.
When I came out, I see the woman with her arm on fire, screaming and waving it back and forth.
The police officers grabbed an extinguisher, tackled her to the ground, and put the fire out. Then they started handcuffing her.
"Why is she being arrested?" I asked the cops.
"Didn't you see her waving her firearm around?" "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As I walked in to buy some coffee, I passed a woman who was smoking while she filled her car with gas.
I passed two police officers, while heading in and I was shaking my head about the stupidity.
When I came out, I see the woman with her arm on fire, screaming and waving it back and forth.
The police officers grabbed an extinguisher, tackled her to the ground, and put the fire out. Then they started handcuffing her.
"Why is she being arrested?" I asked the cops.
"Didn't you see her waving her firearm around?" "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having worked for the company who make petrol pumps and install them , this sort of stuff does actually go on!
Really how thick are some folk "
Very!
People driving off with the pump still in their car or just crashing into the pump were also common. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"And I thought I was thick 
Thick??!! Ohhh you mean stupid... Ocht yer not 
I once bought car at the auctions in Glasgow jumped in the drivers seat to find it was a left hand drive and I hadn't noticed "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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An angry wife says to her husband " I should've married the devil he would've made a better husband than you!"
The husband responds "you would've been arrested because marriage between relatives is illegal in this country" |
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